lambda
@lambda-was-taken.bsky.social
they/it
reskeet extraordinaire
sometimes inappropriate, but i don’t repost nsfw imagery
reskeet extraordinaire
sometimes inappropriate, but i don’t repost nsfw imagery
Pinned
lambda
@lambda-was-taken.bsky.social
· Nov 8
i have shinigami eyes but they only tell me how many times you’ve streamed 'Rät' by penelope scott
Reposted by lambda
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
games don’t need to look better than Mirror’s Edge anyway. we peaked at Mirror’s Edge.
[Newsis] Consumer GPUs to increase in price next year. RTX 5090 to increase from $2000 to $5000
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
December 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
games don’t need to look better than Mirror’s Edge anyway. we peaked at Mirror’s Edge.
Reposted by lambda
What's your favourite form of engagement bait?
December 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
What's your favourite form of engagement bait?
“Could you imagine Google reminding you it knows everything you’ve searched for?”
Could you imagine Spotify reminding you it knows everything you’ve listened to? Wait a minute…
Could you imagine Spotify reminding you it knows everything you’ve listened to? Wait a minute…
ChatGPT now has a Spotify Wrapped-style "Your Year with ChatGPT." Cute — until you realize it only works because OpenAI has been logging everything you've been chatting about all year.
Could you imagine Google reminding you it knows everything you've searched for? wapo.st/44LNJXc
Could you imagine Google reminding you it knows everything you've searched for? wapo.st/44LNJXc
December 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“Could you imagine Google reminding you it knows everything you’ve searched for?”
Could you imagine Spotify reminding you it knows everything you’ve listened to? Wait a minute…
Could you imagine Spotify reminding you it knows everything you’ve listened to? Wait a minute…
Merry xmas to all my moots of Christmas past, Christmas present, and Christmas future
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merry xmas to all my moots of Christmas past, Christmas present, and Christmas future
i don't mean to be a yuppie but i would suck mad dick for some cava rn
December 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i don't mean to be a yuppie but i would suck mad dick for some cava rn
Reposted by lambda
theyre renaming bluesky to bluey and only letting age regressors use it everyone else is getting banned sorry
March 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
theyre renaming bluesky to bluey and only letting age regressors use it everyone else is getting banned sorry
Reposted by lambda
for the boys
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
for the boys
Reposted by lambda
Confused about life?
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Confused about life?
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
Reposted by lambda
Eternity Egg is out now in early access
store.steampowered.com/app/1670690/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1670690/...
Save 10% on Eternity Egg on Steam
Chaotic adventure-platformer with bouncy movement, grotesque characters & high-energy trance music.
store.steampowered.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Eternity Egg is out now in early access
store.steampowered.com/app/1670690/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1670690/...
Reposted by lambda
Reposted by lambda
I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
Reposted by lambda
![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
doing AoC this year in scala methinks
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
doing AoC this year in scala methinks
really loving the new bots ingesting the firehose and instantly liking all my posts. if you’re developing these bots, please Keep Yourself Safe 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
really loving the new bots ingesting the firehose and instantly liking all my posts. if you’re developing these bots, please Keep Yourself Safe 🥰
every time i want to make a programming language that has more features than c but that isn’t c++ i just reinvent rust :(
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
every time i want to make a programming language that has more features than c but that isn’t c++ i just reinvent rust :(
Reposted by lambda
i love this bc this is clearly much more walkable than 99% of the USA… not a stroad in sight…
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i love this bc this is clearly much more walkable than 99% of the USA… not a stroad in sight…
Reposted by lambda
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
Reposted by lambda
cw: gross
all the replies on this post make me want to claw my eyes out
all the replies on this post make me want to claw my eyes out
"Find friends by phone" is a common tool in social networks. We're proposing a secure scheme and requesting comments from the dev community.
Goals:
・Double opt-in: you're not findable by your phone unless YOU use the tool
・Secure to enumeration attacks
・Resistant to decryption if compromised
Goals:
・Double opt-in: you're not findable by your phone unless YOU use the tool
・Secure to enumeration attacks
・Resistant to decryption if compromised
Request For Comments: A secure contact import scheme for social networks | Bluesky
This article outlines plans for a future Bluesky feature \- it doesn’t exist yet\! By sharing our ideas early, we hope to solicit feedback from the community.
docs.bsky.app
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
cw: gross
all the replies on this post make me want to claw my eyes out
all the replies on this post make me want to claw my eyes out
Reposted by lambda
Onika Burgersreich
During a speech at the U.N. on Christian persecution in Nigeria, Nicki Minaj praised Donald Trump for his ‘leadership on the global stage.’
Nicki Minaj Has Officially Gone MAGA
During a speech at the U.N. on Christian persecution in Nigeria, Nicki Minaj praised Donald Trump for his ‘leadership on the global stage.’
www.thecut.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Onika Burgersreich
breadtuber posts on here are getting increasingly deranged
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
breadtuber posts on here are getting increasingly deranged
Reposted by lambda
I wish the alternative to technology made by evil corporations was not technology made by deranged libertarians.
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I wish the alternative to technology made by evil corporations was not technology made by deranged libertarians.
Reposted by lambda
OH: "LinkedIn is really just Business Grindr"
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
OH: "LinkedIn is really just Business Grindr"