Kris Naudus
@lampbane.bsky.social
Undercover Hispanic, off-white, metagender, enby of letters, food-motivated, possible human with strange hobbies. Galatians 4:16
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Kris Naudus
@lampbane.bsky.social
· May 29
Whoever said "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" didn't account for my nonbinary ass
No Other Choice: imagine if Hank Hill lost his job at Strickland and proceeded to murder every other propane and propane accessories guy looking for a job in Arlen just because he can't imagine doing a job that isn't propane
also Bobby is autistic and there are two Ladybirds
also Bobby is autistic and there are two Ladybirds
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
No Other Choice: imagine if Hank Hill lost his job at Strickland and proceeded to murder every other propane and propane accessories guy looking for a job in Arlen just because he can't imagine doing a job that isn't propane
also Bobby is autistic and there are two Ladybirds
also Bobby is autistic and there are two Ladybirds
I just watched this and Linda Ronstadt is giving off strong "Carrie Fisher on cocaine during the Star Wars Holiday Special" vibes here
just watched this on the youtubes. a wonderful production, adding it to future xmas rotation for sure!!
linda ronstadt as the archangel michael was INCREDIBLY weird, lmao
linda ronstadt as the archangel michael was INCREDIBLY weird, lmao
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I just watched this and Linda Ronstadt is giving off strong "Carrie Fisher on cocaine during the Star Wars Holiday Special" vibes here
I just saw someone argue that Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie because it could be set on another holiday and then suggest the office party could be a Thanksgiving party...
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In all my 25+ years of being employed I have never been to, nor heard of, a Thanksgiving office party
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In all my 25+ years of being employed I have never been to, nor heard of, a Thanksgiving office party
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I just saw someone argue that Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie because it could be set on another holiday and then suggest the office party could be a Thanksgiving party...
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In all my 25+ years of being employed I have never been to, nor heard of, a Thanksgiving office party
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In all my 25+ years of being employed I have never been to, nor heard of, a Thanksgiving office party
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remember to scare children into believing in santa so we won't have to fight the frost gigas again this year
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
remember to scare children into believing in santa so we won't have to fight the frost gigas again this year
Dyker Heights Christmas Lights are pretty good, but a lot of people are sleeping on the Bay Ridge Holiday House a few blocks away
December 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Dyker Heights Christmas Lights are pretty good, but a lot of people are sleeping on the Bay Ridge Holiday House a few blocks away
This is so good.
The New York City Transit system has thousands upon thousands of informational signs installed across the city!
Step inside our sign shop for an inside look at how these signs are designed, fabricated, and put into place.
Step inside our sign shop for an inside look at how these signs are designed, fabricated, and put into place.
December 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is so good.
I really hope the 60 Minutes episode gets leaked
December 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I really hope the 60 Minutes episode gets leaked
More proof that I touch grass occasionally: Went to the Museum of the Moving Image today. Saw the Mission Impossible exhibit. Ate barbecue (no pictures).
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
More proof that I touch grass occasionally: Went to the Museum of the Moving Image today. Saw the Mission Impossible exhibit. Ate barbecue (no pictures).
This is me with The Last Jedi. I didn't love it the first time I saw it. I'm not even sure I liked it. I had to go see it again... and again and then I realized I did love it.
Keep thinking about this term "pre-digested" that Kojima used to describe art that's instantly gratifying. And how it's better when people grow to love something instead.
I've gravitated, as player and designer, toward the latter, but that term "pre-digested" is new and feels very strong.
I've gravitated, as player and designer, toward the latter, but that term "pre-digested" is new and feels very strong.
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This is me with The Last Jedi. I didn't love it the first time I saw it. I'm not even sure I liked it. I had to go see it again... and again and then I realized I did love it.
In an attempt to use my Alamo Season Pass more, went to the Crunchyroll Anime Nights Sneak Peek
Sentenced to Be a Hero: This was pretty good. The animation was good, and the plot was interesting even if I figured out the "twist" very early on
Sentenced to Be a Hero: This was pretty good. The animation was good, and the plot was interesting even if I figured out the "twist" very early on
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
In an attempt to use my Alamo Season Pass more, went to the Crunchyroll Anime Nights Sneak Peek
Sentenced to Be a Hero: This was pretty good. The animation was good, and the plot was interesting even if I figured out the "twist" very early on
Sentenced to Be a Hero: This was pretty good. The animation was good, and the plot was interesting even if I figured out the "twist" very early on
Both Suikoden and The Last Jedi slap and if you disagree that's fine, but we're probably not going to be friends
Happy December 15!!!
Happy December 15!!!
December 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Both Suikoden and The Last Jedi slap and if you disagree that's fine, but we're probably not going to be friends
Happy December 15!!!
Happy December 15!!!
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Suikoden I is 30 years old 🥹
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Suikoden I is 30 years old 🥹
Today is a great day to find more people to block.
STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI was released on this day 8 years ago
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Today is a great day to find more people to block.
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Who is more toxic, Gayle Gennaro or Dale Gribble?
December 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Who is more toxic, Gayle Gennaro or Dale Gribble?
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WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
Moving Stories: Short-Form Graphic Novels for King County Metro Transit RapidRide
King County Metro and 4Culture seek six artists to create short-form graphic novels that illuminate community stories along new and existing RapidRide lines.
www.4culture.org
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
I hate that Progressive ad where the spokesman says, "Lawn care is not a hobby!" Except... it is. No one needs to have a lawn; you make a choice to have a lawn and some people really get into caring for it. Not my thing and I think there are better uses of our land but still... totally a hobby.
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I hate that Progressive ad where the spokesman says, "Lawn care is not a hobby!" Except... it is. No one needs to have a lawn; you make a choice to have a lawn and some people really get into caring for it. Not my thing and I think there are better uses of our land but still... totally a hobby.
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I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
I really, really think Hamnet is going to win Best Picture. I know One Battle After Another is getting all the buzz right now but Hamnet is the kind of film Oscar voters love. It also helps that it's a very, very good film.
a woman in a red dress stands in front of a crowd while a man shakes her hand
Alt: Jessie Buckley as Agnes Hathaway reaches out to a man on a stage dressed as Hamlet, who out stretches his arms
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I really, really think Hamnet is going to win Best Picture. I know One Battle After Another is getting all the buzz right now but Hamnet is the kind of film Oscar voters love. It also helps that it's a very, very good film.
"slop" better be on someone's Word of the Year list because I'm seeing it everywhere
Not just AI slop but "friendslop"
(I see Macquarie picked it but I also don't know who that is)
Not just AI slop but "friendslop"
(I see Macquarie picked it but I also don't know who that is)
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"slop" better be on someone's Word of the Year list because I'm seeing it everywhere
Not just AI slop but "friendslop"
(I see Macquarie picked it but I also don't know who that is)
Not just AI slop but "friendslop"
(I see Macquarie picked it but I also don't know who that is)
This is your reminder that Hulu has helpfully grouped all Thanksgiving Bob's Burgers under "Bobsgiving"
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is your reminder that Hulu has helpfully grouped all Thanksgiving Bob's Burgers under "Bobsgiving"
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When I watch Plur1bus I mull over the kind of questions I would ask in Carol's situation. I'm curious if the brains of the kids absorbed into the hive keep growing, or rather, are they growing less since all higher level/challenging thought has been outsourced to the hive.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
When I watch Plur1bus I mull over the kind of questions I would ask in Carol's situation. I'm curious if the brains of the kids absorbed into the hive keep growing, or rather, are they growing less since all higher level/challenging thought has been outsourced to the hive.