Lanterns
@lanterns.rockett.space
Fox nerd. Agender therian. He/Any. Bot developer.
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@rocketlanterns everywhere reasonable, https://linktr.ee/rocketlanterns
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@rocketlanterns everywhere reasonable, https://linktr.ee/rocketlanterns
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the zachtronics solitaire collection is worth the price of admission purely for the exclusive super difficult tarot variant
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
the zachtronics solitaire collection is worth the price of admission purely for the exclusive super difficult tarot variant
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seems conspicuous that programmer commentary on genAI is split between
"oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god"
and
"yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it"
"oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god"
and
"yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it"
December 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
seems conspicuous that programmer commentary on genAI is split between
"oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god"
and
"yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it"
"oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god"
and
"yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it"
for 2026 I have a big decision to make, do i continue being sane and normal online, or do i become a total freak and go completely balls to the (plastic) wall about how i cage my subby and/or transfem friends for sport?
might delete later idk
might delete later idk
December 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
for 2026 I have a big decision to make, do i continue being sane and normal online, or do i become a total freak and go completely balls to the (plastic) wall about how i cage my subby and/or transfem friends for sport?
might delete later idk
might delete later idk
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Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
youtu.be/AvU2mA2oO7Y (unbeatable) this chart has hands
[UNBEATABLE] S̸̫̬̞͇̪͐̀W̷̢̛͍͐́͒̿̔̕͘͘I̶N̵̈́̈́͊̏̒̿̕͝͝G̵̯̰̺͉̓͆͆̓͂̌̌̓̔͜ͅ. (automatic 24 +critical, S 96.3%)
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youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
youtu.be/AvU2mA2oO7Y (unbeatable) this chart has hands
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just another day in the office
May 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
just another day in the office
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I will always be a freak 🤷♂️
December 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I will always be a freak 🤷♂️
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December 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Blanket censoring the word “gambling” is literally a pro gambling move.
Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.
It’s pretty disgusting.
Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.
It’s pretty disgusting.
YouTube removed another of my anti-videogame gambling videos for being pro-gambling.
What a fucking farce of a website.
What a fucking farce of a website.
December 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Blanket censoring the word “gambling” is literally a pro gambling move.
Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.
It’s pretty disgusting.
Gambling platforms avoid the word for obvious reasons, so YouTube eliminating its use under the pretense of combating gambling is the best fucking cover a gambling platform could ask for.
It’s pretty disgusting.
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クリスマス過ぎちゃったけど
お礼イラスト！
ありがとうございました🎄🦊🌟
お礼イラスト！
ありがとうございました🎄🦊🌟
December 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
クリスマス過ぎちゃったけど
お礼イラスト！
ありがとうございました🎄🦊🌟
お礼イラスト！
ありがとうございました🎄🦊🌟
[unbeatable]
Me, 1 hour ago: I'm gonna boot up OBS and try for a Swing +critical clear
Me, now: I have an hour long fail compilation of Swing +critical
Me, 1 hour ago: I'm gonna boot up OBS and try for a Swing +critical clear
Me, now: I have an hour long fail compilation of Swing +critical
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
[unbeatable]
Me, 1 hour ago: I'm gonna boot up OBS and try for a Swing +critical clear
Me, now: I have an hour long fail compilation of Swing +critical
Me, 1 hour ago: I'm gonna boot up OBS and try for a Swing +critical clear
Me, now: I have an hour long fail compilation of Swing +critical
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Trying to be brave about posting art again, here's one of my favs from this year
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Trying to be brave about posting art again, here's one of my favs from this year
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December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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General PSA if you're seeing this from the Discover feed and you're one of those people who hates what's on your feed:
Stop using Discover. Seriously. Go to the # in the upper right and find stuff you like, then follow those people and use the Following feed.
You will have a better time.
Stop using Discover. Seriously. Go to the # in the upper right and find stuff you like, then follow those people and use the Following feed.
You will have a better time.
August 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
General PSA if you're seeing this from the Discover feed and you're one of those people who hates what's on your feed:
Stop using Discover. Seriously. Go to the # in the upper right and find stuff you like, then follow those people and use the Following feed.
You will have a better time.
Stop using Discover. Seriously. Go to the # in the upper right and find stuff you like, then follow those people and use the Following feed.
You will have a better time.
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"I can't believe a third-party did it better than Bsky" is the wrong take bc that's the whole point of Bsky and ATProto.
More of this. Build better than what's been built.
More of this. Build better than what's been built.
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"I can't believe a third-party did it better than Bsky" is the wrong take bc that's the whole point of Bsky and ATProto.
More of this. Build better than what's been built.
More of this. Build better than what's been built.
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merry chrimbus one and all
December 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
merry chrimbus one and all
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