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@lastlemming.bsky.social
· Dec 14
Good morning all.
Kip is refusing to wake up.
Don’t be like Kip.
Kip is refusing to wake up.
Don’t be like Kip.
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Pro tip for anyone looking to evade law enforcement this weekend: if you need a quick place to hide, just run into any theater showing Melania. No one will find you there.
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Pro tip for anyone looking to evade law enforcement this weekend: if you need a quick place to hide, just run into any theater showing Melania. No one will find you there.
Rare sighting in South Carolina:
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Rare sighting in South Carolina:
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“NOT ONE WORD, KATHLEEN.”
January 28, 2026 at 1:20 PM
“NOT ONE WORD, KATHLEEN.”
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Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
Heard at a rib joint tonight in Nowhere, South Carolina: “I may be conservative—but I’m not stupid.”
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Heard at a rib joint tonight in Nowhere, South Carolina: “I may be conservative—but I’m not stupid.”
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
You going to take a look at these? I’ll look tonight.
You going to take a look at these? I’ll look tonight.
See the newly released photos here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62l...
Dropbox
www.dropbox.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
You going to take a look at these? I’ll look tonight.
You going to take a look at these? I’ll look tonight.
Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS): a collection of psychopathic & sociopathic behaviors seen in Donald Trump, the 47th President of the United States. Degree of pathology is graded on a scale of 1-10. Trump typically scores between 15-20.
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS): a collection of psychopathic & sociopathic behaviors seen in Donald Trump, the 47th President of the United States. Degree of pathology is graded on a scale of 1-10. Trump typically scores between 15-20.
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The DOJ has exactly 4 days to release the Epstein Files.
4 more days of relentless fuckery and mayhem before they violate the law or present us with useless, redacted garbage.
4 more days of relentless fuckery and mayhem before they violate the law or present us with useless, redacted garbage.
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The DOJ has exactly 4 days to release the Epstein Files.
4 more days of relentless fuckery and mayhem before they violate the law or present us with useless, redacted garbage.
4 more days of relentless fuckery and mayhem before they violate the law or present us with useless, redacted garbage.
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
An entirely different kind of video clip.
An entirely different kind of video clip.
Incredible footage out of Australia, confirmed by NEWS AU, of a brave bystander neutralizing one of the terrorists in the Bondi Beach attack which took place during a Hanukkah gathering.
Australian authorities say multiple people have been killed.
At least two suspects are in custody.
Australian authorities say multiple people have been killed.
At least two suspects are in custody.
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
An entirely different kind of video clip.
An entirely different kind of video clip.
Dogs. Gotta love ‘em.
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Dogs. Gotta love ‘em.
@knockknockzebra.bsky.social
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December 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM

December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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When Trump dies and is buried I hope his epithet reads, "Here Lies Donald Trump For The Very Last Time."
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When Trump dies and is buried I hope his epithet reads, "Here Lies Donald Trump For The Very Last Time."
OMG! I just got off the plane in Asheville and RFK Jr. Was boarding and someone passed by him and said “quack”
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If Brits want to know how Americans feel, they should imagine Andrew Mountbatten(-)Windsor became their Prime Minister.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If Brits want to know how Americans feel, they should imagine Andrew Mountbatten(-)Windsor became their Prime Minister.
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*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
July 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
You gotta wonder if rage about pedophilia is just a cover for rage about the price of tomatoes.
July 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
You gotta wonder if rage about pedophilia is just a cover for rage about the price of tomatoes.
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Go home baby elephant, you're drunk
June 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Go home baby elephant, you're drunk
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Prior to back surgery, a 75 year old woman tells us “you’re gonna get a surprise when you turn me over” and when we did, she had a tramp stamp that says SLUT WAGON
May 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Prior to back surgery, a 75 year old woman tells us “you’re gonna get a surprise when you turn me over” and when we did, she had a tramp stamp that says SLUT WAGON
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Trump becomes the first American president to lose a Canadian election
April 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Trump becomes the first American president to lose a Canadian election
Patient is a 265 lb bear of a black man.
Me: How tall are you?
He: [sadly] 5’7”.
[Then brighter] 5’10” in heels.
Me: How tall are you?
He: [sadly] 5’7”.
[Then brighter] 5’10” in heels.
March 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Patient is a 265 lb bear of a black man.
Me: How tall are you?
He: [sadly] 5’7”.
[Then brighter] 5’10” in heels.
Me: How tall are you?
He: [sadly] 5’7”.
[Then brighter] 5’10” in heels.
[animal shelter]
“I see Mittens is back again?”
“Yeah, third time now.”
“Who dropped him off?”
“Dunno, some dude with one arm.”
“I see Mittens is back again?”
“Yeah, third time now.”
“Who dropped him off?”
“Dunno, some dude with one arm.”
March 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM