Laurel
@laurelpatton.bsky.social
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Culture hound ~ Online ESL tutor Endeavoring to be a Beatitudes Christian I love NC, my patient husband, and these neurotic cats https://preply.com/en/tutor/1045987
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pamkeithdc.bsky.social
Every farmer who gets a bailout is a socialist.
laurelpatton.bsky.social
I've always felt that the name of this flower in no way reflects its confident beauty.
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timothysnyder.bsky.social
What Governor Pritzker is doing is right for his state, but it is vital for the Republic.
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lincolnproject.us
We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.
laurelpatton.bsky.social
You can cry or you can laugh.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Mike Johnson only wants Lee Greenwood to perform the halftime show at the Super Bowl because Lawrence Welk is dead and therefore unavailable.
laurelpatton.bsky.social
Too funny
stonekettle.bsky.social
If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.
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denisedwheeler.bsky.social
Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.

Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.

The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism

In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators
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lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
I guess I shouldn't be *surprised* but it is making my head spin that the feds have shot two people, with live rounds, killing one of them, in Chicagoland in recent weeks, and in both cases they were very clearly found to be lying about what happened, and essentially nothing is happening about it.
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just-jack-1.bsky.social
MAGA is big mad at Zach Bryan for not being a fan of fascism.

They’re mad at Bad Bunny because they don’t know where Puerto Rico is.

Now I really want Bunny to invite Zach to perform with him at the Super Bowl.
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markjacob.bsky.social
This image was posted on X today by a Chicago Tribune reporter. Trump’s government has declared war on the American people — or some of them, based on race.
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bezner.bsky.social
Speak up for those
who have no voice,
for the justice of all
who are dispossessed.
Speak up, judge righteously,
and defend the cause of
the oppressed and needy.
—Proverbs 31:8-9
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woodrowforco.bsky.social
It’s as if they’re hoping the Epstein story will somehow just kill itself.
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altnps.bsky.social
The Trump administration plans to mint a $1 coin featuring Trump’s image, yet another illegal move. This violates the 1866 law, which states that only deceased individuals may appear on U.S. currency.
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thebulwark.com
Sen. Adam Schiff: "The DOJ has become President Trump's personal sword and shield to go after his ever-growing list of political enemies and to protect himself, his allies, and his associates."
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jayne4freedom.bsky.social
All these guns, and no Militia to defend Democracy. 🤨
laurelpatton.bsky.social
Right?!?!!!?
cdelawalla.bsky.social
I remember when I used to go DAYS—WEEKS EVEN—without thinking about the President of the United States because I wasn’t worried about him starting a civil or world war, making a gestapo police force, or ripping our constitution to shreds.
laurelpatton.bsky.social
Why I no longer live in Texas
miriam2626.bsky.social
Greg Abbott used Texas taxpayer money to fly undocumented immigrants to Chicago and now he's using Texas taxpayer money to send our troops there to clean up a phony crisis he created.
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meidastouch.com
Think about this: at nearly the same time, Pam Bondi was refusing to answer whether the FBI had images of Trump and young girls obtained from Jeffrey Epstein’s safe, and Mike Johnson was refusing to answer when he would swear in Adelita Grijalva, who would be the 218th vote for the Epstein petition.
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sethabramson.bsky.social
BREAKING: Stephen Miller—both Trump Administration capo and de facto head of DHS, ICE, and DOJ, has just declared that peaceful protesters are "street terrorists." Under an executive order signed by Trump just days ago, that means he is saying that all protesters in America can be arrested on sight.
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just-jack-1.bsky.social
The guy who literally incited an insurrection is now threatening to use the Insurrection Act to torment Americans who do not support him.

(…because he literally incited an insurrection)
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chrismohney.bsky.social
imagine joining the National Guard now. what’s their recruiting like. “have you always longed to beat up other Americans who have done nothing wrong? well mostly you’ll be picking up trash, and you’ll be sleeping on the ground and won’t get paid, but you get to do it all in another state”
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everycourthouse.bsky.social
“We are home now. We marched from the park to ICE, very peaceful crowd. We were standing around ICE pushed us down, sprayed us with chemical and I was hit in the head with a projectile. This was so unprovoked. People have to know that the Feds are attacking people with NO provocation whatsoever.”
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adambonica.bsky.social
During a shutdown, the federal government can deploy troops to invade US cities but can’t send WIC funds to states to feed infants and children. Speaks volumes about how the rules around shutdowns systematically serve GOP priorities while harming everyone else.
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danemers.bsky.social
Bad Bunny was born in Puerto Rico, which is part of the United States. Ted Cruz was born in Canada.

Bad Bunny is eligible to run for president because he’s a natural born citizen. Ted Cruz is not.

Thought that was a fun little fact.