Lava Frog
@lavainkshop.bsky.social
Sci-fi, fantasy, hoor, books, video games, anime, and more. If you tell a good story, I'm here for it. Nonfiction interests are heavily into biology and history.
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Lava Frog
@lavainkshop.bsky.social
· Dec 9
If you see me and are confused and look here, I was previously going by Lava Ink Shop. I changed my name for a few reasons, one of which was an oomphie telling me they thought I was some kind of tattoo parlor, and now I can't get it out of my head lol
December 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Mine is a very boring and obvious answer, but I'd make mine Ten Forward. We'd always have a fun selection of specialty drinks and chocolate based desserts. Food would likely be in the realm of casual dining.
You’ve just opened a Star Trek-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
Sisko’s
(Cajun/Creole Cuisine)
What are you calling it?
Sisko’s
(Cajun/Creole Cuisine)
You've just opened up a star trek-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
Red Alert
(It'll specialize in spicy food)
What are you calling it?
Red Alert
(It'll specialize in spicy food)
December 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Mine is a very boring and obvious answer, but I'd make mine Ten Forward. We'd always have a fun selection of specialty drinks and chocolate based desserts. Food would likely be in the realm of casual dining.
Today a friend of mine said that Twitch and Discord should swap icons, and I've rarely seen a more true statement.
December 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Today a friend of mine said that Twitch and Discord should swap icons, and I've rarely seen a more true statement.
December 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Lord of the Rings Extended Editions. Great films! But I just don't think I'll ever be in the mood to sit through those 11.5 hours again, oof
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Lord of the Rings Extended Editions. Great films! But I just don't think I'll ever be in the mood to sit through those 11.5 hours again, oof
If you see me and are confused and look here, I was previously going by Lava Ink Shop. I changed my name for a few reasons, one of which was an oomphie telling me they thought I was some kind of tattoo parlor, and now I can't get it out of my head lol
December 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
If you see me and are confused and look here, I was previously going by Lava Ink Shop. I changed my name for a few reasons, one of which was an oomphie telling me they thought I was some kind of tattoo parlor, and now I can't get it out of my head lol
Now You See Me: Now You Don't Look Up
Insert a movie into another movie:
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Magnificent Se7en
The Magnificent Se7en
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Now You See Me: Now You Don't Look Up
🎵Come my lady
Come come my lady
You're my soda pop
Come come my lady
You're my soda pop
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
🎵Come my lady
Come come my lady
You're my soda pop
Come come my lady
You're my soda pop
Seconding this. I played this game back when it came out, and I was telling people to buy it then. So at 60% off, you better chain down your echoes.
Oooh, Chained Echoes is on a deep discount right now, this game's wonderful and I'd highly recommend it if you like oldscool turn-based RPGs
Save 60% on Chained Echoes on Steam
Take up your sword, channel your magic or board your Mech. Chained Echoes is a 16-bit style RPG set in a fantasy world where dragons are as common as piloted mechanical suits.
store.steampowered.com
October 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Seconding this. I played this game back when it came out, and I was telling people to buy it then. So at 60% off, you better chain down your echoes.
I didn't know this, and it seems like useful information.
You don't necessarily need to say "image of" in your alt text for users to know it's an image. Screen readers will announce that it's an image. But it can help readers to specify if it's a hand-drawn image, Polaroid, infographic, screenshot, chart, map, diagram, or so on.
September 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I didn't know this, and it seems like useful information.
I have a few. One of my most used is if I hear someone incorrectly sing a song lyric that they obviously misheard, I'll often sing, "Sack of monkeys in my pocket! My sister's ready to go!"
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
August 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I have a few. One of my most used is if I hear someone incorrectly sing a song lyric that they obviously misheard, I'll often sing, "Sack of monkeys in my pocket! My sister's ready to go!"
Interesting science fact: Some scientists have experimented with the effects of drugs on spiders and how it affects their webs. The mind altering drugs seem obvious, but I always found the caffeine results fascinating, too. From Wikipedia:
August 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Interesting science fact: Some scientists have experimented with the effects of drugs on spiders and how it affects their webs. The mind altering drugs seem obvious, but I always found the caffeine results fascinating, too. From Wikipedia:
I saw Superman tonight, and I gotta say James Gunn did a great job. He's clearly a man who loves Superman, and there are several moments in the film that really showcase that. I haven't been to the movie theater in ages, and I'm really glad I picked this film to do it!
July 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I saw Superman tonight, and I gotta say James Gunn did a great job. He's clearly a man who loves Superman, and there are several moments in the film that really showcase that. I haven't been to the movie theater in ages, and I'm really glad I picked this film to do it!
I have used eight of these. And through sheer magnanimity, I have only murdered one person who dogeared the page of a book I lent them.
Also, my most common bookmark is a page from one of my restaurant guest check books. (Well, if you don't count e-reader I guess.)
Also, my most common bookmark is a page from one of my restaurant guest check books. (Well, if you don't count e-reader I guess.)
June 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I have used eight of these. And through sheer magnanimity, I have only murdered one person who dogeared the page of a book I lent them.
Also, my most common bookmark is a page from one of my restaurant guest check books. (Well, if you don't count e-reader I guess.)
Also, my most common bookmark is a page from one of my restaurant guest check books. (Well, if you don't count e-reader I guess.)
Smackie the Frog for me (specifically his appearance on Dr. Katz)
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Smackie the Frog for me (specifically his appearance on Dr. Katz)
*I start furiously hiding all the milk and cheese in my fridge*
May 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
*I start furiously hiding all the milk and cheese in my fridge*
You may think you're clever for skeeting "nothing ever happens," but nobody has ever nothing-ever-happens'd harder than Stanislav Petrov.
May 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You may think you're clever for skeeting "nothing ever happens," but nobody has ever nothing-ever-happens'd harder than Stanislav Petrov.
When you have thalassophobia, the best jokes aren't that deep.
when you have agoraphobia the best jokes are inside jokes
May 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
When you have thalassophobia, the best jokes aren't that deep.
My top 9 Prince songs (in no particular order)
April 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My top 9 Prince songs (in no particular order)
Today I saw someone on Bluesky reply to someone else "Sir, today you have won the internet" and it really goes to show you how the internet and social media can model the spread of infectious disease.
April 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Today I saw someone on Bluesky reply to someone else "Sir, today you have won the internet" and it really goes to show you how the internet and social media can model the spread of infectious disease.
Game Devs Stop Putting Sections in Your Game Where My Character Is Forced to Move Significantly Slower Than Normal for Narrative Reasons Challenge
(Difficulty: Impossible)
(Difficulty: Impossible)
April 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Game Devs Stop Putting Sections in Your Game Where My Character Is Forced to Move Significantly Slower Than Normal for Narrative Reasons Challenge
(Difficulty: Impossible)
(Difficulty: Impossible)
Every now and then I refer to the view and menu buttons as "select" and "start," and then I get horrifying flashbacks to my mom calling my computer a "Nintendo." I will not go gentle into that good night!
March 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Every now and then I refer to the view and menu buttons as "select" and "start," and then I get horrifying flashbacks to my mom calling my computer a "Nintendo." I will not go gentle into that good night!
I had like three glasses of wine when I wrote this, but I was pretty happy with it lol
Now I've heard there was a secret rock
That Hutton kept in his private stock
But you don't really care for basalt, do you?
It goes like this, the quartz, the schist
The minor faults, the major rifts
It's a loose and it's a broken alluvium.
That Hutton kept in his private stock
But you don't really care for basalt, do you?
It goes like this, the quartz, the schist
The minor faults, the major rifts
It's a loose and it's a broken alluvium.
February 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I had like three glasses of wine when I wrote this, but I was pretty happy with it lol
Unlike all y'all, I only get my news from a reliable source.
January 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Unlike all y'all, I only get my news from a reliable source.