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minakimes.bsky.social
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
Richard scarry image of pigs eating hot dogs
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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lazers-everywhere.bsky.social
MOOD.
I'm just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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1bigbullshitbill.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
lazers-everywhere.bsky.social
Everyone else : 💕🫶🤩

Me: Heh, he said "discharge the doodies..." 💩
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13d
Bernie Sanders publicly swears in Zohran Mamdani as NYC mayor
January 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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lesmartin.bsky.social
My New Year's resolution is simply remembering to write 2026 instead of 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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queerash.bsky.social
a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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lesmartin.bsky.social
My biggest mistake was challenging Death to a pillow fight.

I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions
December 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
lazers-everywhere.bsky.social
A tweet: Oh, so breakfast in bed is luxurious, but when I eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner in bed, suddenly it's "depression"
December 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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billbarnwell.com
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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lesmartin.bsky.social
What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

They kaleidoscope
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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pbfcomics.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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darkoblivion.bsky.social
I think of this image every thanksgiving
with his jaw set. fists clenched and eyes focused, Goku has come
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social
THEM: Garfield, you’re not taking another two-story, toxic lasagna-dump, are you?

GARFIELD:
Image of a gigantic Garfield peeking around the corner of a skyscraper and giving a thumbs up.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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lesmartin.bsky.social
I don't have an advent calendar, so I'm just opening cupboard doors and eating whatever's in there.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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lesmartin.bsky.social
I bought some new electric garden trimmers

They're cutting-hedge technology
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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keelin12ft.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving
A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds “Yes?” while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, “Are you sure it’s the white man who did all that stuff?” The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, “Because I come from white people,” and the fourth panel continues with him saying, “and this is the first I’m hearing of it.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
lazers-everywhere.bsky.social
Are racist people like "ugh, my open minded uncle is going to be at Thanksgiving this year." with a thinking face emoji
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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daisyowl.com
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
lazers-everywhere.bsky.social
Me rn but I gotta go to work.
Homer Simpson tucked in bed: "Ahhh. I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed."
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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lordaslan.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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kiaspeaks.us
My favorite piece of content today.
actuallychloehayes › millennials 20h serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with ? was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all. Q 2.9K
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
lazers-everywhere.bsky.social
A meme: "Fear of Long Words Phobia - Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Guy who named the phobia: Images of a little green cartoon guy laughing evilly.
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM