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Marissa
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This meme comes in handy to illustrate exactly where we are.
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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RFK when an actual health crisis shows up
a cartoon of spongebob sitting in a chair with the words " ight imma head out " on the bottom
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob sitting in a chair with the words " ight imma head out " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Cuomo saying he’s the only one who can stand up to Trump is like Trump saying he’s the only one who can stand up to Putin
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs. You’ll never see an escalator out of order sign. Just escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg
😂😂😂❄️❄️❄️🤡🤡🤡
September 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Insatiable
Arrested Development because I disavow 3-onward

Non-cheating example, Andy Richter Controls the Universe. It was 15 years ahead of its time, minimum
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.

What's yours?
September 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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We can’t arrest our way out of homelessness.
July 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?
July 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Oh wow: Portland Oregon is NOT KIDDING
#handsoff
April 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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microaggression
March 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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The new #MISCAST album with 12 songs including a studio version of Raúl Esparza's "Come to Your Senses" to be released on March 28!🎉
March 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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In a small trial, nearly half of pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine had no signs of relapse after three years.

Dr. Vinod Balachandran from @mskcancercenter.bsky.social joins us to discuss the results and what they could mean for cancer treatment.
A Vaccine For Pancreatic Cancer Continues To Show Promise
In a small trial, nearly half of pancreatic cancer patients who received an mRNA vaccine for the disease had no relapse three years later.
buff.ly
February 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Pocket got to open an early Christmas gift #sundayswithpocket
December 23, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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A note of hope for your mental health in the coming four years: Sarcasm is infinite. It regenerates. You can't use it up. So long as you breathe, so can you sarcast.
November 15, 2024 at 5:11 AM