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cait.bsky.social
before you decide you don't want to vaccinate your children you should have to take a 4 hour cemetery tour with me where i point out every tiny little headstone of a child that died from a preventable disease and is buried with their parents who would have done anything to save them
May 6, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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wavdl.blog
Amazon invented a problem: "we're gonna leave millions of valuable packages just laying on the side of the street every day" and then was like "oh no look at all these disgusting criminals taking advantage of you, here, buy this surveillance camera" and like 90% of Americans said "cool"
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
legson.earth
Big ups to my mom this year for giving my kids the gift of a small house fire machine
An indoor marshmallow roasting machine (for s'mores!)
January 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
legson.earth
Spent this very cool day painting because I am a nobody in this declining empire. Bird Lord is good enough. Moving on to the last 4 figs in the Skaventide spearhead and the SCE half (spearhead at least) will be complete. Might take a break and paint the Skaven spearhead instead of more stormcast
Lord vigilant on gryph stalker front view, based and finished. Finished Lord vigilant on gryph stalker rear view. Lord vigilant along with five finished liberators on a messy paint desk. Various paints and my wife's nighthaunt are in the background
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
legson.earth
Ok yeah I think I do like the wet blend base coat after all. Moved on to some didgy glazing and highlights. Good enough for Sigmar
Lord vigilant front view WIP, layered up the flesh of the gryph stalker Lord vigilant rear view WIP, layered up the flesh of the gryph stalker
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
legson.earth
Ringing in the New Year by trying something that I think I hate (wet blending on the knees that looks pretty wack? Or good?). Either way, its practice for Ionus and Iridan next year. Gonna try and finish my spearhead by next year at least.
Back view of lord vigilant of gryph stalker. WIP Front view of lord vigilant, WIP
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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chas.bsky.social
Old man Potter, the evil billionaire from It’s a Wonderful Life calls the working families of Bedford Falls “a bunch of garlic eaters.” The oligarch class has always tried to squeeze in new slurs to keep the rest of us down. Merry Christmas to all of us garlic eaters. There are no rich men in heaven
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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standardissuecomputing.blog
This is a really good interview! If you have any interest in Japanese to English localization in the 90s and/or FF IX, give it a read!
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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chas.bsky.social
Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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oglart.bsky.social
Clerics pt.1
Dragon Issue #283
Artist Dennis Cramer

"Dennis's work should be immediately recognized by D&D fans. While being one of the friendliest (if not outright peculiar) people I know, he is also one of the most talented brush and ink artists to ever grace these pages...."
December 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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oglart.bsky.social
Drow pt 2
Dragon Issue #267
Artist David Day

I don't think a lot of these read as "Drow" exactly given that the stereotypical black skin and white hair seems to be mostly absent from these portraits. Still, a lot of character in these. All of them work for various flavors of disgruntled elf.
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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oglart.bsky.social
Drow
Dragon Issue #267
Artist David Day

"This assignment on the drow has been a learning experience for me," claims David Day. "Of course, I had heard of Drizzt, the dark elf, but that was about as far as it went..."
A warrior elf with long hair looking back over her shoulder. Beads decorate her hair and she holds a scimitar and shield in her hands. Another blade in its scabbard can be seen on her back. A thin, wiry elf with long bedraggled hair snarls while holding a large horn in both hands. His chest is bare but a shawl is drapes around his elbows and droops below the shoulders. A smirking elf with pronounced cheekbones. His hair if pulled back in a ponytail. The hilt of a blade can be seen in front of his face and a mask shaped brooch pins his cloak. An elf woman with voluminous hair wear a jeweled circlet and holds a hand crossbow upward. She has large leather pauldrons and a low cut top.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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crtvheadvt.bsky.social
I love adding this one data point to economic charts. It works every time.
April 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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oglart.bsky.social
Unlikely PCs pt.2
Dragon Issue #274
Artists Todd Lockwood, Sam Wood

This whole gallery feels very quintessential 3E, which makes sense given Todd and Sam were staff artists at WotC and worked on the initial art design for 3rd edition. Todd's work in particular is all over early 3E WotC Releases.
A gnome with bony, sharp features draws a sword from a scabbard on his back. His black hair is short and tussled. Twigs with leave stick out from it and behind his ears. His eyes are narrow beneath bushy brows and his goatee is shaped into several small points. He wears a heavy cloak over splint mail. A dwarf shoulders a heavy mace and smiles warmly. His beard is segmented into three sections with a small gap between chin and side burns. His upper lip is clean with mustache. He wears heavy looking studded armor and a helmet with a pattern resembling a Celtic knot above the forehead. An elf monk grips a pair of nunchaku in her wrapped hand. She has a short brown mullet and sharp patterns tattooed or painted around her brow, cheeks and neck. She wears a simple shirt and earring in her left ear. A dwarf rogue with small features looks sternly over her shoulder as she works to pick the lock on a wooden door. Her hair is in a tight but large bun on the back of her head. She is wearing a baggy robe with large spacious sleeves. A circle of what may be blades are held along the sleeve of an inner garment on her left hand.
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
legson.earth
Four square of knows what sex is/doesn't know and fucks/doesn't fuck with JRPG logos in the boxes Breath of fire - Knows and Fucks Dragon Quest - Doesn't know and Fucks Final Fantasy - Knows and Doesn't Fuck Tales of Series - Doesn't and Doesn't Definitive and Correct
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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oglart.bsky.social
Unlikely PCs pt.1
Dragon Issue #274
Artists Todd Lockwood, Sam Wood

"Third Edition D&D is all about breaking old molds, so we attempted to come up with combinations of character races and classes that wouldn’t have been possible or likely before..."
A dwarf with bushy eyebrows and round glasses lighting a cigar with a flame conjured on the tip of his thumb. He is bearded balding. His remaining hair is long with two braids ending in beads carved to look like laughing faces with their tongues out. He wears an elaborate shirt with embroidery and two chest pockets A hairy half-orc looks side eye at the observer from behind and open book in his hands. His eyebrows are bushy and his medium length hair has a strong widows peak and is pulled into a tight, short ponytail. He has a studded leather coat over a ruffled shirt and wears small reading spectacles. A man of indeterminate species with a stern expression and dark features stares warily at the observer. His face is painted with a triangle design across his forehead, cheeks and bridge of his nose. His long dark hair is pulled back and braided in several places, including two braids from his sideburns on each temple that are then tied together below his chin. He holds some sort of polearm across his shoulder and wears furs and a tooth necklace. A gnomish or half long woman sits cross legged atop a log with a finger to her temple. Her hair is a tall flat top and she has a sort of wavy spiral painted or tattooed on the cheek below her left eye. She is wearing corseted leather armor and leather boots that extend to her mid thigh. A short sword and quiver hang from her belt. A crossbow can be seen on the back. Perched on her right shoulder is a cawing raven.
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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oglart.bsky.social
Swashbucklers pt.2
Dragon Issue #273
Artist Ted Beargeon

The swashbuckler gallery has some really great portraits. I don't know that they all read as "swashbuckler" but it doesn't really matter. A lot of the portrait articles/galleries have titles that only line up with a handful of their pieces.
A smiling woman with a round nose and face and full lips. She is wearing a striped head wrap over her hair that is billowing in the breeze. She has a star patterned wrap of some kind around her torso with a single armored shoulder pad showing. A spear can be seen behind her shoulder with an eye painted on its top. An elf in a black tricorn hat wearing a large coin as an earring and looking at something with faint disapproval. A head scarf sticks out from below the hat. He has a couple small scars on the lower part of a very square jaw. He is wearing a jacket with a large collar and a shark tooth necklace. A hooded old man with a white pointed beard smirks and raises an eyebrow. His bald head has a patch of liver spots showing. A brooch with dagger-like pin holds his cloak and he himself is holding a hilted dagger with the blade facing down.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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trainwiz.bsky.social
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...

I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.

#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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ultrakillblast.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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oglart.bsky.social
Swashbucklers pt.1
Dragon Issue #273
Artist Ted Beargeon

"The swashbuckler does not accept life as it is but wills it to be as it could or should be," writes Ted Beargeon. "The swashbuckling hero is not a whimpering victim prone to fits of self-pity."
A smirking human holding a bascinet helmet. He has a slicked back ponytail and scarring by his right eye. He is wearing a leather choker and metal shoulder guards over a linen collared shirt. A grinning, bearded dwarf (human?) with a somewhat bulbous nose raising a single eyebrow. He has light colored, shoulder length hair in a middle part. His shoulder armor is carved with runes and he has an axe over his shoulder with a goblin head relief on its head. A dark haired woman wearing a black feathers masquerade mask. She is wearing dark lipstick. The portrait is from the neck up, but also shown is her gloves hand wielding a rapier with an elaborate hilt. A jewel is set in its pommel.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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oglart.bsky.social
Dark Heroes pt.2
Dragon Issue #276
Artist Gregory L. Baker

Artist Notes Continued:

“...They live hard and must always be ready to defend what is theirs. Perhaps this is why they take friendships so seriously. These dark heroes live by their principles, and are certainly willing to die for them.”
A warrior woman with shoulder length light colored hair parted in the middle. She has a wicked scar from her lower jaw to nose. She is wearing some sort of plate armor. A sword hilt is visible behind her right shoulder and part of the blade is showing. A man-at-arms with a studded spangen helmet and butt chin. He is wearing scale mail and smirking with a sideways glance An elf woman with a long ponytail. She has a stud earring and is welding two unremarkable parrying daggers
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
legson.earth
Posting some old dragon magazine art and resources over at:

@oglart.bsky.social

I am a total nobody out here but I think it sucks so much that AI garbo has polluted TTRPG resources so I am compelled to help with that in some small way. Reject modernity, embrace tradition (in this specific case)
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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oglart.bsky.social
Dark Heroes pt.1
Dragon Issue #276
Artist Gregory L. Baker
A grisly Orc in lacquered banded mail mail. His shoulder pads are decorated with two daggers. A heinous scar goes across his left eye. A square jawed half-elf (?) woman holding a set of pan pipes. She has a grim expression and some subtle jewelry A severe looking elf woman with a dark ponytail and long twin bangs. She is wearing low cut leather and a jeweled choker A hooded humanoid of indeterminate gender and species. They have a wide nose and face and dark, piercing eyes with white pupils. A single tuft of black hair shows from under the hood.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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chas.bsky.social
A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM