Liam Moran
@liammoran1947.bsky.social
Centrist. Cannon to right of us. Cannon to left of us. Cannon in front of us. Volleys and thunders. Stormed at with shot and shell. Boldly we go and well. Into the jaws of Death. Into the mouth of hell. Bulwarks against them that sunders
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"What ice cream? Just drive the fucking car Steve"
March 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"What ice cream? Just drive the fucking car Steve"
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Emergency Video: will Congress do to itself what they are demanding of other departments?
Cut congress’ budget and shrink THEIR staff now!
Cut congress’ budget and shrink THEIR staff now!
February 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Emergency Video: will Congress do to itself what they are demanding of other departments?
Cut congress’ budget and shrink THEIR staff now!
Cut congress’ budget and shrink THEIR staff now!
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This was an excellent book I read a few years ago about the real dangers of the neglect and indifference of the first Trump presidency to the public service in US. Compared to that, active destruction of those services is infinitely more scary
February 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM
This was an excellent book I read a few years ago about the real dangers of the neglect and indifference of the first Trump presidency to the public service in US. Compared to that, active destruction of those services is infinitely more scary
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One of the funniest people around is ex rugby player Donncha O’Callaghan. Absolute pleasure to go on his Offload podcast with Tommy Bowe. Musical tech disaster at end youtu.be/uA7qQOZZjd0
Alastair Campbell joins the show, Unfit England, Here come the Scots & more | The Offload S01E18
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February 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
One of the funniest people around is ex rugby player Donncha O’Callaghan. Absolute pleasure to go on his Offload podcast with Tommy Bowe. Musical tech disaster at end youtu.be/uA7qQOZZjd0
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The term “still water” is thought to date from the first wedding after the one at Cana.
“Has it turned into wine yet?”
“No, it’s still water”
“Has it turned into wine yet?”
“No, it’s still water”
February 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The term “still water” is thought to date from the first wedding after the one at Cana.
“Has it turned into wine yet?”
“No, it’s still water”
“Has it turned into wine yet?”
“No, it’s still water”
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Waiter: "How do you like your steak, sir?"
Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife."
Waiter: "Rare it is!"
Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife."
Waiter: "Rare it is!"
January 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Waiter: "How do you like your steak, sir?"
Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife."
Waiter: "Rare it is!"
Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife."
Waiter: "Rare it is!"
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When you haven't even found what's broken yet but the dog is already taking legal advice.
📷: Reddit: operationnos
📷: Reddit: operationnos
January 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When you haven't even found what's broken yet but the dog is already taking legal advice.
📷: Reddit: operationnos
📷: Reddit: operationnos
Wonderful writing. Let the metaphors flow.
Welcome to the inaugural Complete Dunt Awards 2024 including...
Politician of the year
Cunt of the year
Twat of the year
And more
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Politician of the year
Cunt of the year
Twat of the year
And more
iandunt.substack.com/p/the-comple...
The Complete Dunt Awards 2024
All the heroes and villains of a lunatic year in politics.
iandunt.substack.com
December 27, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Wonderful writing. Let the metaphors flow.
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Favorite Doppler Effect-related joke I know of at the end of this
The Morecambe & Wise Show (25th December 1973). "He's not going to sell much ice cream going at that speed is he?"
December 18, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Favorite Doppler Effect-related joke I know of at the end of this
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He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
December 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
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Room full of satire writers will struggle to find a funnier line that the BBC Newsreader just now saying “The Chinese approached Prince Andrew in the hope of finding intelligence’”
December 16, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Room full of satire writers will struggle to find a funnier line that the BBC Newsreader just now saying “The Chinese approached Prince Andrew in the hope of finding intelligence’”
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Ah here, could she not just put up a tree like the rest of us.
December 7, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Ah here, could she not just put up a tree like the rest of us.
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Either Danny Healy Rae has announced a major policy shift or the automatic captions programme misheard "and we're proud of Kilgarvin"
December 2, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Either Danny Healy Rae has announced a major policy shift or the automatic captions programme misheard "and we're proud of Kilgarvin"
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Being a lifelong non-drinker is all well and good until you have to buy alcohol as Christmas presents. Are they getting a nice wine, are they getting a gallon of embalming fluid, we may never know.
December 3, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Being a lifelong non-drinker is all well and good until you have to buy alcohol as Christmas presents. Are they getting a nice wine, are they getting a gallon of embalming fluid, we may never know.
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Delighted to see Barry Ward take a #ge24 seat in Dun Laoghaire. This profile of him on The Irish Times might include a typo, but they're still not wrong 😂
www.irishtimes.com/politics/202...
www.irishtimes.com/politics/202...
![[Barry Ward] tarted out in politics while in college and was previously a legal adviser to Enda Kenny.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qcwxf425sd3gesc4yolxckti/bafkreiegsyjmyesedilcgh4zjp63bk6dsb4annry6ly6dqvou3xedyhxte@jpeg)
December 1, 2024 at 9:43 AM
Delighted to see Barry Ward take a #ge24 seat in Dun Laoghaire. This profile of him on The Irish Times might include a typo, but they're still not wrong 😂
www.irishtimes.com/politics/202...
www.irishtimes.com/politics/202...
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On the ground in Heuston Station.
Someone’s evening plans are either greatly improved or ruined.
Someone’s evening plans are either greatly improved or ruined.
November 26, 2024 at 9:10 PM
On the ground in Heuston Station.
Someone’s evening plans are either greatly improved or ruined.
Someone’s evening plans are either greatly improved or ruined.
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
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Or, more accurately, superheroes land like squizzers?
October 22, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Or, more accurately, superheroes land like squizzers?
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Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you're broke.
November 15, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you're broke.