November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
It’s impossible to find bedroom decorating ideas that isn’t AI-generated flop sweat
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It’s impossible to find bedroom decorating ideas that isn’t AI-generated flop sweat
Please be the worst-case scenario
“..Trump in his second term has started scheduled events in the afternoon on average, at 12:08 p.m. .. The number of Mr. Trump’s total official appearances has decreased by 39 percent.”
@nytimes.com
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November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Please be the worst-case scenario
Me, out with the boys: Hold on guys, allow me to retort! Grok, insult Mike’s mother for me, and be epic about it! No, my buddy Mike. What no, wait… hold on… I don’t care about Elon being faster than a gazelle and a world-class shit-eater
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Me, out with the boys: Hold on guys, allow me to retort! Grok, insult Mike’s mother for me, and be epic about it! No, my buddy Mike. What no, wait… hold on… I don’t care about Elon being faster than a gazelle and a world-class shit-eater
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Watching Spaceballs for the first time with the kids. Whoever leaves last gets the largest share in my will.
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Watching Spaceballs for the first time with the kids. Whoever leaves last gets the largest share in my will.
Dibs. Nobody else bid on it
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Dibs. Nobody else bid on it
LEAVITT: Look, the president’s a stupid asshole
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
LEAVITT: Look, the president’s a stupid asshole
How many jokes have been made about conflating Nuzzi and Trump’s neck? I don’t want to be a hack
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
How many jokes have been made about conflating Nuzzi and Trump’s neck? I don’t want to be a hack
I'd post a lot more, but I remember that I don't like defending my flawless takes from this rabble.
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'd post a lot more, but I remember that I don't like defending my flawless takes from this rabble.
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All governments should be replaced by covens, filled exclusively with brujas, priestesses, etc.. Cabinet meetings involve gathering around a cauldron. Fill the halls of congress with familiars.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
All governments should be replaced by covens, filled exclusively with brujas, priestesses, etc.. Cabinet meetings involve gathering around a cauldron. Fill the halls of congress with familiars.
It’s a turducken, but instead of a duck and a chicken, it’s just two increasingly smaller turkeys.
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It’s a turducken, but instead of a duck and a chicken, it’s just two increasingly smaller turkeys.
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I feed my cats nothing but gas station burritos and monster energy drinks. they all weigh 65 pounds and spend their money on truck payments
Data shows that pet owners are increasingly buying food that resembles their own diets as part of the trend toward treating pets as family.
Pets contribute to greenhouse gases like us. Here's how to reduce their carbon pawprint
Data shows that pet owners are increasingly buying food that resembles their own diets as part of the trend toward treating pets as family.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I feed my cats nothing but gas station burritos and monster energy drinks. they all weigh 65 pounds and spend their money on truck payments
Lairmore, convulsing, gets placed in a bathtub full of ice in hopes that the fever will break, ending the “Jacob’s Ladder”-esque hallucinations he’s experienced since the sandwich explosion.
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Lairmore, convulsing, gets placed in a bathtub full of ice in hopes that the fever will break, ending the “Jacob’s Ladder”-esque hallucinations he’s experienced since the sandwich explosion.
Dick Cheney hasn’t had a pulse in over twenty years. They could only call his time of death when a fiery pit of grasping hands erupted under him, dragging him to penance
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Dick Cheney hasn’t had a pulse in over twenty years. They could only call his time of death when a fiery pit of grasping hands erupted under him, dragging him to penance
“This popular thing a lot of people like sucks actually”, we said, casually puffing on our Djarums behind a Denny’s in 1995; our Morrissey shirts screaming “I’m disaffected and aloof, push me in a locker”
November 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“This popular thing a lot of people like sucks actually”, we said, casually puffing on our Djarums behind a Denny’s in 1995; our Morrissey shirts screaming “I’m disaffected and aloof, push me in a locker”
Fay Wray and Lili St Cyr searches are probably through the roof tonight
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Fay Wray and Lili St Cyr searches are probably through the roof tonight
Is there a betting app for politics? I want to take the under on Vance dumping Usha and shacking up with Erika Kirk.
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Is there a betting app for politics? I want to take the under on Vance dumping Usha and shacking up with Erika Kirk.
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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
The first rule of posting on bsky is to act disgusted whenever someone replies to said post
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The first rule of posting on bsky is to act disgusted whenever someone replies to said post
I love speaking with dev teams in India around Diwali. They’ll calmly explain their app security posture to me while it sounds like a war is raging just outside their window.
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I love speaking with dev teams in India around Diwali. They’ll calmly explain their app security posture to me while it sounds like a war is raging just outside their window.
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no one cares that he broke the 7th seal of the draxnys, summoning the evil known to the tongues of men as alazamyn, ushering in a new age of monsters. they care about how theyre going to afford shinguards for their kids soccer team
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
no one cares that he broke the 7th seal of the draxnys, summoning the evil known to the tongues of men as alazamyn, ushering in a new age of monsters. they care about how theyre going to afford shinguards for their kids soccer team