Justin
@lifein4chapters.bsky.social
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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$25,000 signing bonus
$10,000 per college campus speech
$50,000 for every 200 slurs logged
$100,000 for making the TPUSA all-star roster
she was set up to make over $2M a year but she was barely rosterable for most of the season, one of the more unfortunate prospect busts of late
$10,000 per college campus speech
$50,000 for every 200 slurs logged
$100,000 for making the TPUSA all-star roster
she was set up to make over $2M a year but she was barely rosterable for most of the season, one of the more unfortunate prospect busts of late
Anti-trans demagogue and fifth place swimmer Riley Gaines earned $470,000+ last year from a conservative non-profit.
Notably, $420k was incentive-based.
A neat little window into the way the transphobic grift is being compensated.
I wonder what the per-post rate is?
Notably, $420k was incentive-based.
A neat little window into the way the transphobic grift is being compensated.
I wonder what the per-post rate is?
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
$25,000 signing bonus
$10,000 per college campus speech
$50,000 for every 200 slurs logged
$100,000 for making the TPUSA all-star roster
she was set up to make over $2M a year but she was barely rosterable for most of the season, one of the more unfortunate prospect busts of late
$10,000 per college campus speech
$50,000 for every 200 slurs logged
$100,000 for making the TPUSA all-star roster
she was set up to make over $2M a year but she was barely rosterable for most of the season, one of the more unfortunate prospect busts of late
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i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me
December 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me
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Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
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Few days late on this but it just came to me
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Few days late on this but it just came to me
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
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This is unquestionably the best looking football game of the season, right
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is unquestionably the best looking football game of the season, right
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it's broken into ten parts and each one starts with him leaving the hospital like when you keep dying in Grand Theft Auto
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
it's broken into ten parts and each one starts with him leaving the hospital like when you keep dying in Grand Theft Auto
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Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
October 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
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doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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I recognize the old katas in this warrior’s strikes
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I recognize the old katas in this warrior’s strikes
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All the people from the old AV Club will remember why it is I need to post this photo any time I see a mention of Brett Ratner.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
All the people from the old AV Club will remember why it is I need to post this photo any time I see a mention of Brett Ratner.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
A fools errand to rank the Coens but I am a fool.
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A fools errand to rank the Coens but I am a fool.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
Puffy jacket Snoopy is now permanently a part of me forever
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Puffy jacket Snoopy is now permanently a part of me forever