Lil Moe Szyslak
lil-moe-szyslak.bsky.social
Lil Moe Szyslak
@lil-moe-szyslak.bsky.social
Please don't follow me. I can't handle the attention.

Cis he/him

Free Palestine.
Taking a poll. Which is better, Long John's or Fleece Lines jeans?
December 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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dear father christmas

i just want one thing for christmas and I think you know what it is. if you make this thing happen, i'll never pester you for anything ever again.
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I had to look for the Onion tag. But no...
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Got the semi-anticipated "we're dissolving your team" email at work today. No layoffs but my only choices are a very difficult job outside of my tech skill level or a normal data job where your every move is monitored

Is your place of business hiring
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The older I get I just feel like betting should be illegal. I love sports so much but betting sucks dick. Fuck gambling from now until forever
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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If you ever wanted to know what The Fellas are getting up to in our lil group chats 😏 we're sharing Christmas gift ideas to help each other shop for our nieces & nephews
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My mommy gave me $100 for my birthday.
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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need some money so I'm selling some gear. hmu if you've any interest

Fender Alternate Reality Series Electric XII (2019 Lake Placid Blue, excellent condition, barely played, hardshell case

Fender Jim Adkins JA-90 Telecaster Thinline (2020 white, excellent condition, barely played, gig bag)
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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the bostonfleet
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Saturday feeling like Sunday this week
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I recently had a problem that needed to be solved, and the solution was needle nose pliers.
This unlocked a series of other existing problems that didn't really need to be solved but could be solved by needle nose pliers.
Small holes, be damned!
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Happy Brak Friday, everyone!
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Friday Fun: Black Friday Edition (year 3) 🛍

Shopping for others can be stressful- especially when they like stuff you're utterly clueless about!

So, I'm here to help you find the right #TTRPG book or zine for the gamer on your holiday list! Just reply with the genre or vibe they're looking for 🎲
For tomorrow's Black Friday "Friday Fun", I'll be doing a rerun of last year, where you hit me with a game idea, genre, or vibe, and I recommended a #TTRPG or board game that would be great for the nerd or gamer on your holiday shopping list, that you yourself may be unfamiliar with! 🎲
Friday Fun: Black Friday Edition!

Let me be your nerd shopping guide: REPLY here and I'll recommend for you or your loved one a TTRPG 🎲 or board game 🎮 you might have never heard of, but that they may be into!

Also, every contributing to my Ko-fi or commission bought from me is appreciated! 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Pleiseaivgoddaliddlegurl
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I am pleased and dissapointed to report I have used all of my Kanopy tickets for the month.
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Get fucked, Donna.
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Please rise for the singing of our national anthem
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Challenge accepted!!!
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Dax to the max. 💖 #pitbull #dogs
August 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Who's up watching Women's Hockey?
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Re-sharing because this guide has now been updated to include local restaurants offering free meals. Please share widely if you are in Northeastern Massachusetts!

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November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Dog is made, she expects to be fed NOW
November 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM