Lilbop
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"You matured a lot in my opinion" my bsf
I play games, read, and play VB
Watch Arcane and Nausicaa
lil pop is cool- a brawlhalla random
Jax good cat, live your best life, make mistakes
"You matured a lot in my opinion" my bsf
I play games, read, and play VB
Watch Arcane and Nausicaa
lil pop is cool- a brawlhalla random
Jax good cat, live your best life, make mistakes
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Area Family Putting A Little Money Away To One Day Blow On Single Health Scare https://theonion.com/area-family-putting-a-little-money-away-to-one-day-blow-1819575678/
October 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Area Family Putting A Little Money Away To One Day Blow On Single Health Scare https://theonion.com/area-family-putting-a-little-money-away-to-one-day-blow-1819575678/
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Frankly, I don't think it's worth trying to learn about this subject unless you can read all the books ever written about it.
July 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Frankly, I don't think it's worth trying to learn about this subject unless you can read all the books ever written about it.
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ME: I just want a little bit of flour without making a mess.
FLOUR BAG: Oh yeah?
ME: Yeah.
FLOUR BAG: Fuck you.
FLOUR BAG: Oh yeah?
ME: Yeah.
FLOUR BAG: Fuck you.
July 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
ME: I just want a little bit of flour without making a mess.
FLOUR BAG: Oh yeah?
ME: Yeah.
FLOUR BAG: Fuck you.
FLOUR BAG: Oh yeah?
ME: Yeah.
FLOUR BAG: Fuck you.
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My painting LAKESHORE
July 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My painting LAKESHORE
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“It is this court’s opinion that apparently everyone has their own ideas about how this court should operate and is not shy about sharing their views—even when no one asks,” Chief Justice John Roberts wrote
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic
WASHINGTON—In a provocative 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that everyone’s a damn critic these days. “It is this court’s opinion that apparently everyone has their own ideas about how this court should operate and is not shy about sharing their views—even when no one asks,” Chief Justice John Roberts wrote in his 10-page […]
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June 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“It is this court’s opinion that apparently everyone has their own ideas about how this court should operate and is not shy about sharing their views—even when no one asks,” Chief Justice John Roberts wrote
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
ALTOONA, PA—Saying the pampered 6-year-old seemed to think someone should provide her with a midday meal on a regular basis, sources told reporters Thursday that local entitled child Harper Wiley expected to eat lunch each day of her young life. “Can you imagine? Not just on the odd occasion, but every single day!” said a source […]
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June 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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Jane Goodall Returns From Latest Expedition With Annoying Chimp Accent
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June 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Jane Goodall Returns From Latest Expedition With Annoying Chimp Accent
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Skip the man cave and the she shed. Give me the attic #library.
#books #booksky #WritingCommunity #design
#books #booksky #WritingCommunity #design
June 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Skip the man cave and the she shed. Give me the attic #library.
#books #booksky #WritingCommunity #design
#books #booksky #WritingCommunity #design
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May 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
May 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.
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My painting TROUT WATER
April 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My painting TROUT WATER
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America’s semiotic disorientation and our lack of a national project are, of course, two sides of the same coin. The function of Trumpism may be to force us into a national project that is not integration itself, by way of damaging enough that rebuilding becomes our national project lol.
April 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
America’s semiotic disorientation and our lack of a national project are, of course, two sides of the same coin. The function of Trumpism may be to force us into a national project that is not integration itself, by way of damaging enough that rebuilding becomes our national project lol.
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You’re Not The Man I Married—You’re Significantly More Attractive And Loving
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You’re Not The Man I Married—You’re Significantly More Attractive And Loving
Gerald, we need to talk. None of this is going to be easy for you to hear, but the simple fact is that you’ve changed. I’ve tried ignoring that feeling, to grin and bear it like a good wife would, but I just can’t pretend any longer: You’re not the man I married. You’re significantly […]
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April 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You’re Not The Man I Married—You’re Significantly More Attractive And Loving
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Occasionally someone on here tries to "Come for me" but I'm simply too old to have online beef. You are a barking chihuahua and I am the silent oak tree (200 years old)
April 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Occasionally someone on here tries to "Come for me" but I'm simply too old to have online beef. You are a barking chihuahua and I am the silent oak tree (200 years old)
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Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.
Sunday morning April 20, 2025
Fox News Sunday — Van Hollen
NBC's Meet the Press — Van Hollen
CNN's State of the Union — Van Hollen
CBS’ Face the Nation — Van Hollen
ABC’s This Week — Van Hollen
@vanhollen.senate.gov
#AbregoGarcia #RuleOfLaw
Fox News Sunday — Van Hollen
NBC's Meet the Press — Van Hollen
CNN's State of the Union — Van Hollen
CBS’ Face the Nation — Van Hollen
ABC’s This Week — Van Hollen
@vanhollen.senate.gov
#AbregoGarcia #RuleOfLaw
April 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.
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my offer to america: we bring woke back
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
my offer to america: we bring woke back
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Fearless Man Bravely Ventures Out Into U.S. Economy
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April 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Fearless Man Bravely Ventures Out Into U.S. Economy
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The future is a web of branching paths, and each choice opens up new possibilities as it closes others. This is as true for a civilization as it is for an individual. The more our collective intelligence can inform each choice, the better our chances of finding paths through to a beautiful future.
March 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The future is a web of branching paths, and each choice opens up new possibilities as it closes others. This is as true for a civilization as it is for an individual. The more our collective intelligence can inform each choice, the better our chances of finding paths through to a beautiful future.