Word of the day is ‘catch-fart’ (17th century: an obsequious individual who will always follow the political wind.

One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.

So this is why AI can't draw people properly, it still thinks we have 3 feet

Having done therapy I feel I'm emotionally mature enough to be a trophy husband who's wive earns considerably more than me. Applications are open now.

The insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event, bags packed and ready to evacuate, watching active fire from my window, while taking media requests and explaining to the public, for the 100,000th time how climate change is largely responsible for this

Telling that Starmer's response focused on the tweets about Jess Phillips rather than himself. Systems and policies matter, but never underestimate the importance of having a genuinely decent human being in charge.

Luke Littler is just out of this world. He's hitting everything

I'm having one of the best Christmas I've had in a while. Seen friends and family, done a few jobs, not got dressed for a couple of days. Just been stress and trouble free, what it's all about really

That age old Christmas dilemma, whether to get dressed or not. I didn't yesterday and I'm out at a boozy brunch tomorrow but I do feel lk,e I need to leave the house without alcohol being involved

Got to love a yellow sticker haul from a supermarket. Just picked up £30 worth of Sainsbury's bargains for £13.50 #yellowsticker

I don't recognise any of the sitters in PAOTY tonight but it's a program I love watching to see people with incredible talent

Today is thst darkest of anniversaries, 13 years since I took a call from the desk asking me to check out a report that Gary Speed, the football hero, my friend, was dead. I’ll never forget that morning.
My thoughts are with those closest to him on this awful anniversary.
Talk to someone.

Had to post 2 test tubes of my blood in the post today. The blood service wants to check I can start donations again because I've got things in my blood that makes it great for babies.

It's a weird superpower to have but I'll take it

Ex girlfriends eldest has decided to quit the NFL training camp in the UK to concentrate on his TKD and MMA. Got the world championship next year, he's already an under 18 world champ now he wants to be a mens champ. Fair play to him. Might be taking him to UFC fight night London 255 next year

I thought this was the darts final, how bad was everyone else!!
From what I've read Littler should come back and make a game of it.

This F1 Brawn thing is alright, not sure about Keano as a host though. Mind you he is just doing it as a proper fan would

Middle-aged Sunday completed. Skirting boards painted, clothes washed AND put away, kitchen cleaned and as an added bonus picked up a nice trailer with roof box, spare wheel, 2 bike carriers and wheel lock. Winning. All with UK soul/rap background, Maverick Sabre, Loyle Carner and Jorja Smith

This mornings music is brought to me by the very under appreciated Maverick Sabre

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Time to get out and about, well I say out and about but painting skirting boards isn't exactly out and about but it gets me out of bed