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Curd Ferguson
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We love to post our little jokes, don't we folks
Does blooski like plants?
January 31, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Who up spuddin their snatch
January 30, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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When I die I’d like to donate my feet to perverts.
January 29, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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I have listened to the fake George Carlin special and I have some thoughts. 🧵
January 11, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Yall skeeters like chicken pho?
November 11, 2023 at 10:31 PM
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i do not think christian zionists are getting enough blame for all this wretchedness
November 9, 2023 at 7:13 PM
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Been doing some reading on Christian Zionists and I gotta say, I don't love how many of our lawmakers are members of a pretty explicit death cult!

truthout.org/articles/pro...
November 9, 2023 at 11:11 PM
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sorry guys I did my own research and decided to not be a sheep so today is not thursday, it is Glorpday the Frifteenth of Flarp.

which means of course that you can do that thing you've been wanting to do all week
November 9, 2023 at 7:21 PM
I ratiod twitters CEO today
November 9, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Shreks Addicts going crazy rn
Shrek 5 is rumored to releases in 2025.

NBCUniversal employee listed the film for 2025 on her since-deleted LinkedIn post.

(Source: www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar... )
November 8, 2023 at 11:36 PM
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what is vestiphilia
November 8, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Another one found me. Sissy Vestiphilia is now following me
November 8, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Just got followed by blouse
November 8, 2023 at 11:22 PM
As a 34 year old cis guy, it is so funny to me that I'm simply prettier than Chaya Raichik. I would beat her in a swimsuit competition
November 8, 2023 at 4:02 PM
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The only value Twitter has currently are some friends of mine that I mostly only interact with on there and @littlebirthdayboy.bsky.social. Thinking it may be about time to pull the plug.
November 7, 2023 at 3:51 PM
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10yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen

15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me

25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience

35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen
July 8, 2023 at 3:36 PM
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of course a hotdog is a pastie
October 26, 2023 at 1:21 AM
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“WE ARE THE ELDERS OF BSKY. HEED OUR WORDS AS THY ONLY TRUTH”
October 25, 2023 at 9:24 PM
You're not "chadpilled" or "betamaxxing". You are guzzling warm velveeta from a coffee mug
October 25, 2023 at 8:30 PM