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Lizzi B
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Deck Officer. Hoping to get away with more comments until The Company finds me (again). Views entirely my own (but probably -unofficially- shared by many of my colleagues).
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Call me a mad alien with a Ceefax fetish but I don’t think you should be allowed to drastically change the justice system without asking voters in advance. Starmer and Lammy, if you think this is so important you need to call an election and make your case. I’m free in January.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Day 2: #ArtAdventCalendar

Tisha Mark ©2025, Finding a Kindred Spirit, oil on cradled Gessobord, 30"x30"

tishamark.com/product/find...

#art #painting #TraditionalArt #SciArt
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Absolutely a First World Problem, but I've gotta say that after leaving UK waters in September & being in the Mediterranean ever since, this weather & lack of daylight is quite a shock to the system.
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I was going to do a very important comparison between a UK KitKat and a Norwegian Kvikk Lunsj earlier today, until I realised the KitKat was noticeably thinner/lighter in hand AND the Kvikk Lunsj has birds embossed on each finger.

The Norwegians win this one.
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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According to my bro who's been keeping records of RN arrivals for ages it was 27 September 2006. HM ships Ocean, Sutherland Southampton, RFAs Wave Knight, Sir Bedivere and Oakleaf
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Slightly nerdy question inspired by this view, but I know Bluesky can probably help me out; Anyone know when Gibraltar last had quite so much grey tonnage alongside?
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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I asked this cat what a cat would want for Christmas....
and after she said Dreamies a hundred times ....
she said these lap mats.. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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We always thought this was just a sock...
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
We just sailed past an active volcano, and whilst I was watching the minor eruptions I saw a small meteor shower.

My job's pretty cool sometimes.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I read Baby's Breath on the train journey to join this ship, & I could well be reading the next one on the train journey home 🤯
News! #BookSky

Sequel to #BabysBreath: "Fallen Feathers", out late Nov.
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Baby's Breath reader quotes ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

“Brilliant from the first page”
"This book is extraordinary"
“Edge-of-your-seat from start to finish”
“Sensational, an absolute rollercoaster”
“An astonishingly accomplished crime novel”
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Our Service of Remembrance today had a rather atmospheric backdrop of lightning and water spouts on the horizon.

The rain stopping & the sun breaking through at the first note of The Last Post felt fitting though.

We will remember them.
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 AM
It's Fish Friday.

The Galley have gone rogue & decided we're having Swordfish & Baby New Potatoes for lunch, rather than the traditional Fish & Chips.

I can't explain why, but it feels wrong.
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Seemingly endless laps of the deck just to get a 5km run in is made slightly easier when this is the view:
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Rain Barkels is my favourite IndyCar driver.
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
October 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I bloody love lighthouses.

No prizes from me if you can identify this one, but you can revel in your own smugness if you do know where it is.
October 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My A-Level English Literature paper was under-marked TWICE because the people it landed with couldn't read joined-up writing 😑 (No, I'm not joking, and no, I'm still not over it).

This policy will work out just fine...
October 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The Ship Lurgy finally caught up with me yesterday. My colleagues are about as supportive as you'd expect...
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I have just planned a route between major ports that comes out 400nm LESS than the stated distance in Admiralty Ocean Passages for the World (NP136).

The self doubt on this one is STRONG.
I'm having one of those weeks where it seems bonkers to me that my employer tells me where the ship needs to be & when, & then just lets me plan the route.

I'm literally just drawing lines on a computer screen, & the Officers of the Watch follow them until we get there? Weird.
a man says something seems really sketchy about this while wearing a sweater
Alt: David from TV Show Schitt's Creek (a dark haired man with similarly prominent eyebrows) saying, "something seems really sketchy about this". The word sketchy highlights orange as he says it.
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Dodos were thriving when the Mary Rose sank.
October 8, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The view for this evening's Bridge Wing ukulele session.

Don't worry, we're not at sea; I'm not torturing the watchkeepers with a shoddy version of Sloop John B
October 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm having one of those weeks where it seems bonkers to me that my employer tells me where the ship needs to be & when, & then just lets me plan the route.

I'm literally just drawing lines on a computer screen, & the Officers of the Watch follow them until we get there? Weird.
a man says something seems really sketchy about this while wearing a sweater
Alt: David from TV Show Schitt's Creek (a dark haired man with similarly prominent eyebrows) saying, "something seems really sketchy about this". The word sketchy highlights orange as he says it.
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
October 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
If you see this, post a bridge.
September 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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In case you didn't know, I published 2 books this month. I'm really proud of them both.

One is about some unbelievable shit committed by horrific and highly improbable crooks.

And the other is a crime novel.

Both ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Enjoy.

www.amazon.co.uk/Babys-Breath...

www.amazon.co.uk/Tories-End-E...
September 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM