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I only fix typos if it’s so bad my meaning is unclear. As much as poor spelling and grammar irk me, I can’t be bothered to fix all the mistakes made by the drunk elf that lives in my phone.
A very serious country.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A very serious country.
Someone in my office wearing way too much cologne just walked by my door while I’m eating lunch 🤢
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Someone in my office wearing way too much cologne just walked by my door while I’m eating lunch 🤢
I watched some clips and he seemed really twitchy.
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I watched some clips and he seemed really twitchy.
I used to love taking a nice long hot shower. Now I hate showering. What happened here?
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I used to love taking a nice long hot shower. Now I hate showering. What happened here?
I questioned a technical accounting rule with one of my staff. A man quite a bit older than me (late 50s?). He said he’d look into it. Came back with a print out of the AI overview from a Google search. Hard nope, buddy. Do better.
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I questioned a technical accounting rule with one of my staff. A man quite a bit older than me (late 50s?). He said he’d look into it. Came back with a print out of the AI overview from a Google search. Hard nope, buddy. Do better.
Anyone else think this will be the subject of tomorrow’s televised address?
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Anyone else think this will be the subject of tomorrow’s televised address?
Canada is specifically mentioned in this “fact” sheet.
I’m sure we have nothing to worry about 🙄
I’m sure we have nothing to worry about 🙄
December 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Canada is specifically mentioned in this “fact” sheet.
I’m sure we have nothing to worry about 🙄
I’m sure we have nothing to worry about 🙄
I’ve got the thermostat at 71° F yet it’s still freezing in here.
Winter can get fucked.
Winter can get fucked.
December 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’ve got the thermostat at 71° F yet it’s still freezing in here.
Winter can get fucked.
Winter can get fucked.
These people really think that having a lot of money means you’re smart.
Lutnick: "We should be bringing in the best and brightest, and that's what Donald Trump is changing about our immigration system. Let's expedite the best and brightest who are gonna give a million dollars to the US to prove they're at the top of the list."
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
These people really think that having a lot of money means you’re smart.
I am just now learning that these are two different people.
Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off
Sydney Sweeney Shares Emotional Response to Controversial American Eagle Jeans Ad: 'I'm Against Hate' (Exclusive)
Sydney Sweeney addressed her controversial American Eagle denim campaign, which featured the slogan "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans," in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE. See her response.
people.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I am just now learning that these are two different people.
There are so many “famous” people that I’ve never heard of.
Then some big scandal comes up about them and I have to decide whether to bother learning who they are or not.
Usually I go with not.
Then some big scandal comes up about them and I have to decide whether to bother learning who they are or not.
Usually I go with not.
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There are so many “famous” people that I’ve never heard of.
Then some big scandal comes up about them and I have to decide whether to bother learning who they are or not.
Usually I go with not.
Then some big scandal comes up about them and I have to decide whether to bother learning who they are or not.
Usually I go with not.
Looking forward to being squeezed into a seat next to a sweaty gym bro on my next flight.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Looking forward to being squeezed into a seat next to a sweaty gym bro on my next flight.
My left foot is hot and my right foot is cold. This is new.
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My left foot is hot and my right foot is cold. This is new.
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Up next: Increase in Netflix fees
Netflix will acquire Warner Bros in an $83bn deal. Will it pay off? The odds of success from mega-mergers still appear to be a coin toss
Will the mega-merger wave destroy value for shareholders?
It’s a coin toss
econ.st
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Up next: Increase in Netflix fees
Starting to think most people have no idea what the word “humble” actually means.
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Starting to think most people have no idea what the word “humble” actually means.
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Doesn’t seem great that all the animals are turning to booze.
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Doesn’t seem great that all the animals are turning to booze.
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
It just occurred to me that I could conceivably live another 50+ years. I already hate modern technology and pretty much everything about society these days. I’m afraid to see what things will be like in decades from now.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It just occurred to me that I could conceivably live another 50+ years. I already hate modern technology and pretty much everything about society these days. I’m afraid to see what things will be like in decades from now.
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When you ask how Germans became immune to the horrors of Nazism during the 30s, remember that this is now 2025 and this crap is being said in the greatest democracy on the planet.
Fox’s Greg Gutfeld on double tap boat strike: “It's just better for us to kill them in the ocean, make them shark feed, be done with it”
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When you ask how Germans became immune to the horrors of Nazism during the 30s, remember that this is now 2025 and this crap is being said in the greatest democracy on the planet.
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imagine working on Franklin the Turtle and suddenly getting called into an emergency meeting to discuss the US government’s fan art of your beloved Canadian cartoon turtle carrying out extrajudicial killings in Venezuela
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
imagine working on Franklin the Turtle and suddenly getting called into an emergency meeting to discuss the US government’s fan art of your beloved Canadian cartoon turtle carrying out extrajudicial killings in Venezuela
I’m an accountant with an undergrad degree in philosophy. Philosophy helps me every day. Reading, writing, critical thinking, etc. Skills important for all careers.
So our campus just announced the six undergraduate programs being put on the chopping block.
One of them is Philosophy.
Philosophy.
Can we be a university without offering a Philosophy major?
One of them is Philosophy.
Philosophy.
Can we be a university without offering a Philosophy major?
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’m an accountant with an undergrad degree in philosophy. Philosophy helps me every day. Reading, writing, critical thinking, etc. Skills important for all careers.
To summarize all the fun nicknames I’ve seen for him lately:
Secretary of War Crimes Whiskey Pete Hagueseth
Secretary of War Crimes Whiskey Pete Hagueseth
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
To summarize all the fun nicknames I’ve seen for him lately:
Secretary of War Crimes Whiskey Pete Hagueseth
Secretary of War Crimes Whiskey Pete Hagueseth
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Squirrel
Pigeon
Rat
Canada goose
Raccoon
Squirrel
Pigeon
Rat
Canada goose
Raccoon
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Humpback whales
Giraffes
African Elephants
West African or Nile monitor lizard
Moose
Humpback whales
Giraffes
African Elephants
West African or Nile monitor lizard
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Squirrel
Pigeon
Rat
Canada goose
Raccoon
Squirrel
Pigeon
Rat
Canada goose
Raccoon