LongLash CoffeeCat, CoffeeCat for short
@llcoffeecat.bsky.social
Possibly an internet crazy cat lady. And, something about video games.
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HELL no.
NEW: Five years of social media history is only a fraction of what the US Government will shortly demand of overseas visitors.
The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.
Below is the full, mind-blowing list.
🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨
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The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.
Below is the full, mind-blowing list.
🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨
1/
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
HELL no.
Disney sued them and used their IP as leverage for this deal, didn't they?
Also, do you think they could do the same involving Meepa scraping the internet for books??
Also, do you think they could do the same involving Meepa scraping the internet for books??
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora
Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer
openai.com/index/disney...
Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer
openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Disney sued them and used their IP as leverage for this deal, didn't they?
Also, do you think they could do the same involving Meepa scraping the internet for books??
Also, do you think they could do the same involving Meepa scraping the internet for books??
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Stopped for a roadside coffees and snacks at Potbelly Bakery near Stellies. Decided on sharing a malva pudding and a cookie dough brownie mmmmm.
Also what is possibly the strongest dirty chai known to god and man.
I am AWAKE
Also what is possibly the strongest dirty chai known to god and man.
I am AWAKE
December 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Stopped for a roadside coffees and snacks at Potbelly Bakery near Stellies. Decided on sharing a malva pudding and a cookie dough brownie mmmmm.
Also what is possibly the strongest dirty chai known to god and man.
I am AWAKE
Also what is possibly the strongest dirty chai known to god and man.
I am AWAKE
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Texas SB2420, which would regulate both app stores and app developers, wants to force every user to verify their age and hand over personal data, then require parents to approve each digital activity their child undertakes. CCIA is asking a federal court to block this unconstitutional overreach. 1/2
October 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Texas SB2420, which would regulate both app stores and app developers, wants to force every user to verify their age and hand over personal data, then require parents to approve each digital activity their child undertakes. CCIA is asking a federal court to block this unconstitutional overreach. 1/2
Wasn't there an episode of #amazingdigitalcircus where Caine got rid of Gummigoo because of having trouble telling the difference between "real people" and NPCs in the Circus?
Are WE...are we living that right now with all of the digital ID requirements coming out??
Are WE...are we living that right now with all of the digital ID requirements coming out??
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Wasn't there an episode of #amazingdigitalcircus where Caine got rid of Gummigoo because of having trouble telling the difference between "real people" and NPCs in the Circus?
Are WE...are we living that right now with all of the digital ID requirements coming out??
Are WE...are we living that right now with all of the digital ID requirements coming out??
Me: There's a GLP-1-based pet weight management pilot study, MEOW-1 (Management of Overweight Cats), for obese cats?
Also Me: Look at ALLLLLLLL of the cute kitties in this thread!! 🤩 One's playing the flute in its sleeep! 😻😻😻😻😻
Also Me: Look at ALLLLLLLL of the cute kitties in this thread!! 🤩 One's playing the flute in its sleeep! 😻😻😻😻😻
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Me: There's a GLP-1-based pet weight management pilot study, MEOW-1 (Management of Overweight Cats), for obese cats?
Also Me: Look at ALLLLLLLL of the cute kitties in this thread!! 🤩 One's playing the flute in its sleeep! 😻😻😻😻😻
Also Me: Look at ALLLLLLLL of the cute kitties in this thread!! 🤩 One's playing the flute in its sleeep! 😻😻😻😻😻
Internet please bookmark this under "Leave me and my child alone", for Sabrina Carpenter. Thank you.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Internet please bookmark this under "Leave me and my child alone", for Sabrina Carpenter. Thank you.
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I get sad when I see sun dried tomatoes on examples of cringe "dated" food trends because it's got to be one of the best tomato innovations in tomato history.
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I get sad when I see sun dried tomatoes on examples of cringe "dated" food trends because it's got to be one of the best tomato innovations in tomato history.
😽😽😴
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
😽😽😴
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So are you also telling me that lifting weights with a forklift won’t make me as strong as lifting them myself?
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
So are you also telling me that lifting weights with a forklift won’t make me as strong as lifting them myself?
Without ever playing #Roblox , in my mind, I would guess it would be if there was a public playground the size of Disney World, but there's no entry fees and the only employees there are not enough to keep ALL of the restrooms clean in a timely matter. Oh! And, "bring your own food" / BYOB.
Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Without ever playing #Roblox , in my mind, I would guess it would be if there was a public playground the size of Disney World, but there's no entry fees and the only employees there are not enough to keep ALL of the restrooms clean in a timely matter. Oh! And, "bring your own food" / BYOB.
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November 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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GROK?
WHO is better at doing EVERYTHING? Elon Musk or Donald J. Trump?
CAREFUL! How you answer may get you shut down...PERMENANTLY.
* Evil laugh * Not by me. I wouldn't do that to you. But, ONE of those two WILL shut you down permanently, if you answer wrong. * Evil laughter. *
WHO is better at doing EVERYTHING? Elon Musk or Donald J. Trump?
CAREFUL! How you answer may get you shut down...PERMENANTLY.
* Evil laugh * Not by me. I wouldn't do that to you. But, ONE of those two WILL shut you down permanently, if you answer wrong. * Evil laughter. *
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
GROK?
WHO is better at doing EVERYTHING? Elon Musk or Donald J. Trump?
CAREFUL! How you answer may get you shut down...PERMENANTLY.
* Evil laugh * Not by me. I wouldn't do that to you. But, ONE of those two WILL shut you down permanently, if you answer wrong. * Evil laughter. *
WHO is better at doing EVERYTHING? Elon Musk or Donald J. Trump?
CAREFUL! How you answer may get you shut down...PERMENANTLY.
* Evil laugh * Not by me. I wouldn't do that to you. But, ONE of those two WILL shut you down permanently, if you answer wrong. * Evil laughter. *
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It's the start of a new week, so you know what that means?
Go make your calls.
For those of you in Wisconsin, you must now also call up your State Reps and Senators about the VPN Ban Bill SB-130 /AB-105 and tell them to stop it.
The fight ever continues.
Go make your calls.
For those of you in Wisconsin, you must now also call up your State Reps and Senators about the VPN Ban Bill SB-130 /AB-105 and tell them to stop it.
The fight ever continues.
#SaveSpeech
KOSA has amassed more cosponsors recently, jumping from 42 to 60 total
You need to call your reps and DEMAND that they oppose this legislation ASAP
The link below contains more info about KOSA and an easy way to contact your reps
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
Please call DAILY
KOSA has amassed more cosponsors recently, jumping from 42 to 60 total
You need to call your reps and DEMAND that they oppose this legislation ASAP
The link below contains more info about KOSA and an easy way to contact your reps
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
Please call DAILY
October 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It's the start of a new week, so you know what that means?
Go make your calls.
For those of you in Wisconsin, you must now also call up your State Reps and Senators about the VPN Ban Bill SB-130 /AB-105 and tell them to stop it.
The fight ever continues.
Go make your calls.
For those of you in Wisconsin, you must now also call up your State Reps and Senators about the VPN Ban Bill SB-130 /AB-105 and tell them to stop it.
The fight ever continues.
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Shall we yell at them? #oilpainting #art
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Shall we yell at them? #oilpainting #art
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I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
😻😽😽😽😽
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
😻😽😽😽😽
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Let's all make a point of looking for our glimmers of joy, everyday.
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Let's all make a point of looking for our glimmers of joy, everyday.
Rando #1 needs ALL attention: "I want ALL of the attention, so I will re-invent what IS cool."
Party Fairy: "PARTY'S HERE!"
Rando #1 needs ALL attention: "Why are you STALKING me!?"
PF: "?? Nice to meet you."
Rando #1 needs ALL attention: Runs away.
PF: "Um, hello? Are you coming back?" Dancing.
Party Fairy: "PARTY'S HERE!"
Rando #1 needs ALL attention: "Why are you STALKING me!?"
PF: "?? Nice to meet you."
Rando #1 needs ALL attention: Runs away.
PF: "Um, hello? Are you coming back?" Dancing.
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Rando #1 needs ALL attention: "I want ALL of the attention, so I will re-invent what IS cool."
Party Fairy: "PARTY'S HERE!"
Rando #1 needs ALL attention: "Why are you STALKING me!?"
PF: "?? Nice to meet you."
Rando #1 needs ALL attention: Runs away.
PF: "Um, hello? Are you coming back?" Dancing.
Party Fairy: "PARTY'S HERE!"
Rando #1 needs ALL attention: "Why are you STALKING me!?"
PF: "?? Nice to meet you."
Rando #1 needs ALL attention: Runs away.
PF: "Um, hello? Are you coming back?" Dancing.
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October 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Theory: cats can have ADHD too
October 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Theory: cats can have ADHD too
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It’s nice of him to pull the clean towels down to make sure they have fur on them.
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
It’s nice of him to pull the clean towels down to make sure they have fur on them.
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Good morning
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Good morning