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I’ll probably just post about my cats
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Jesus could have turned that water into Baja Blast, but he didn’t because you masturbate.
March 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Jesus could have turned that water into Baja Blast, but he didn’t because you masturbate.
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“You see, that was funny because no one could imagine one banana costing $10.”
March 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
“You see, that was funny because no one could imagine one banana costing $10.”
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But if I folded the big pile and didn’t dig through it every day for a matching pair of socks, I would lose that precious time to ruminate upon my failures
January 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
But if I folded the big pile and didn’t dig through it every day for a matching pair of socks, I would lose that precious time to ruminate upon my failures
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big day coming up for people who like dinner
November 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
big day coming up for people who like dinner
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as a woman I REFUSE to make myself small for YOUR comfort unless YOU are my CAT and you are sleeping on my bed like a little baby prince boy time for your five thousand head kisses ready set muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah mua
November 15, 2024 at 3:38 AM
as a woman I REFUSE to make myself small for YOUR comfort unless YOU are my CAT and you are sleeping on my bed like a little baby prince boy time for your five thousand head kisses ready set muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah muah mua
wake up, step in cat puke, spill coffee, go back to bed ✨
July 10, 2023 at 10:31 PM
wake up, step in cat puke, spill coffee, go back to bed ✨
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hanging my delicates out to dry
July 10, 2023 at 9:08 PM
hanging my delicates out to dry
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NEW: A Nebraska mother who helped her daughter end her pregnancy with abortion pills has plead guilty to three charges. The daughter plead guilty in May and will be sentenced next week. Both face two years in prison for accessing healthcare the state made unavailable
Nebraska Mom Pleads Guilty to Giving Abortion Pills to Her Teen Daughter
Jessica Burgess faced eight years in prison for helping her then 17-year-old get abortion pills. A plea deal brought it down to two.
jezebel.com
July 10, 2023 at 8:39 PM
NEW: A Nebraska mother who helped her daughter end her pregnancy with abortion pills has plead guilty to three charges. The daughter plead guilty in May and will be sentenced next week. Both face two years in prison for accessing healthcare the state made unavailable
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Do not go gentle into that good night
July 9, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night