Advance Australia posting about the Greens:

Biden Carried Away By Ants
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Let’s ask Santa for Churu! :3

サンタさんにちゅーるのお願いをしよう

this Hawk Tuah girl being involved in something called a Pump & Dump sounds a little too on the nose

This is the face of someone who decided he wanted to sprawl across my face at 5am when my alarm wasn’t going to go off until 7.

After a long string of Q&A replies from me, here's a cat for your timeline. Smudge, apparently caught in the middle of his TED talk.

CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off
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I've officially deleted all my Tweets (and thus my record of every oil painting I've ever done) so let's start resharing these once per day. This one was done October 14, 2023, when I was thinking a lot about the Surface Level in GoldenEye 007.

Are these grievances vocalized or are they expressed via interpretive dance and strategically stepping on the most sensitive joints and bits of you?

“Now that you’re back and in pj’s and under a cozy blanket, allow me to elaborate on my grievances about your absence over the last 36 hours.”

2015: New Zealand held a vote to change their flag due to its similarity to Australia's, leading to the submission of the iconic 'Lazer Kiwi' flag. Designer Lucy Gray said her inspiration was that "Australia has a lot of animals that can kill you, so New Zealand should get one too"

When Uni was a kitten :3

子猫時代のうに

Barron Trump Returns Home To Find Melania Converted Room To Unending Labyrinth Of Darkness
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The idea that those on the left will ever agree enough to be an “echo chamber” is rather funny to me.

We couldn’t even agree whether to refer to Kamala Harris by her first or last name.

perfect representation of my pets