Lobster
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Chicken Pad Thai, spice level medium. Coors light. Oklahoma football. Naps.
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The sandwich throwing guy would’ve been a better Time Person of the Year
December 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The sandwich throwing guy would’ve been a better Time Person of the Year
Thrilled to be getting robo-called by my health insurance company. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 constantly.
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Thrilled to be getting robo-called by my health insurance company. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 constantly.
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The Pop-Tarts Bowl features the sacrifice of a beloved figure, who is reborn anew as someone who is ceremonially consumed in celebration.
This is literally the central narrative of the crucifixion, resurrection, and communion. How could ND say no?!!
This is literally the central narrative of the crucifixion, resurrection, and communion. How could ND say no?!!
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The Pop-Tarts Bowl features the sacrifice of a beloved figure, who is reborn anew as someone who is ceremonially consumed in celebration.
This is literally the central narrative of the crucifixion, resurrection, and communion. How could ND say no?!!
This is literally the central narrative of the crucifixion, resurrection, and communion. How could ND say no?!!
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"The group rallied amid frigid conditions at the Target store on East Lake Street, alleging it allowed agents to stage raids in the parking lot.
'You cannot celebrate our communities on your commercials while letting ICE stalk them in your parking lot'...”
www.startribune.com/twin-cities-...
'You cannot celebrate our communities on your commercials while letting ICE stalk them in your parking lot'...”
www.startribune.com/twin-cities-...
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"The group rallied amid frigid conditions at the Target store on East Lake Street, alleging it allowed agents to stage raids in the parking lot.
'You cannot celebrate our communities on your commercials while letting ICE stalk them in your parking lot'...”
www.startribune.com/twin-cities-...
'You cannot celebrate our communities on your commercials while letting ICE stalk them in your parking lot'...”
www.startribune.com/twin-cities-...
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(on a plane and catching up)
Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
(on a plane and catching up)
Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
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Updated Rankings:
1) Why
2) Do
3) They
4) Drag
5) This
6) Out
7) We
8) Just
9) Want
10) To
11) Know
12) Who is playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl
1) Why
2) Do
3) They
4) Drag
5) This
6) Out
7) We
8) Just
9) Want
10) To
11) Know
12) Who is playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Updated Rankings:
1) Why
2) Do
3) They
4) Drag
5) This
6) Out
7) We
8) Just
9) Want
10) To
11) Know
12) Who is playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl
1) Why
2) Do
3) They
4) Drag
5) This
6) Out
7) We
8) Just
9) Want
10) To
11) Know
12) Who is playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl
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I have said multiple times this year and I’ll say it again: the BCS was better than this.
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I have said multiple times this year and I’ll say it again: the BCS was better than this.
So the big 12 championship halftime show…..
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
So the big 12 championship halftime show…..
I think I’m super late to this party but the new Apple iOS for iPhone is garbaggggeeeeeee
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I think I’m super late to this party but the new Apple iOS for iPhone is garbaggggeeeeeee
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People often ask why Democrats don’t have something like TurningPoint USA — we do. It’s Voters of Tomorrow.
We’re on campuses across the country, organizing over 10,000 Gen Z members to engage our generation.
Can you chip in before midnight to help us win? 👇
secure.actblue.com/donate/votho...
We’re on campuses across the country, organizing over 10,000 Gen Z members to engage our generation.
Can you chip in before midnight to help us win? 👇
secure.actblue.com/donate/votho...
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
People often ask why Democrats don’t have something like TurningPoint USA — we do. It’s Voters of Tomorrow.
We’re on campuses across the country, organizing over 10,000 Gen Z members to engage our generation.
Can you chip in before midnight to help us win? 👇
secure.actblue.com/donate/votho...
We’re on campuses across the country, organizing over 10,000 Gen Z members to engage our generation.
Can you chip in before midnight to help us win? 👇
secure.actblue.com/donate/votho...
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Nick Saban privately encouraging Lane Kiffin to take the LSU job, not disclosing that on TV while saying Ole Miss should let him coach in the playoff, is that going to be addressed?
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Nick Saban privately encouraging Lane Kiffin to take the LSU job, not disclosing that on TV while saying Ole Miss should let him coach in the playoff, is that going to be addressed?
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Insane. Can I take Geology 101 and reject the final exam with "God made the world in 7 days" and get a good grade? Same thing.
If I took a religious studies course on Christianity and submit a citation-free essay ignoring the question, just asserting "Jesus is a false prophet", I'd expect to fail
If I took a religious studies course on Christianity and submit a citation-free essay ignoring the question, just asserting "Jesus is a false prophet", I'd expect to fail
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Insane. Can I take Geology 101 and reject the final exam with "God made the world in 7 days" and get a good grade? Same thing.
If I took a religious studies course on Christianity and submit a citation-free essay ignoring the question, just asserting "Jesus is a false prophet", I'd expect to fail
If I took a religious studies course on Christianity and submit a citation-free essay ignoring the question, just asserting "Jesus is a false prophet", I'd expect to fail
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BMFS!!!!! LETS GOOOO
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
BMFS!!!!! LETS GOOOO
Watching Big Noon Kickoff on mute because Urban Meyer is Urban Meyering and no one wants to see Pat McAfee shirtless. 🫠
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Watching Big Noon Kickoff on mute because Urban Meyer is Urban Meyering and no one wants to see Pat McAfee shirtless. 🫠
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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Trump, Eric & Junior promised their patriotic ‘Made in the USA’ cell phones would be delivered in Aug to the MAGA rubes. Still no phones, and the ‘Made in USA’ claim had been scrubbed from their website. Scam #1,284. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Trump, Eric & Junior promised their patriotic ‘Made in the USA’ cell phones would be delivered in Aug to the MAGA rubes. Still no phones, and the ‘Made in USA’ claim had been scrubbed from their website. Scam #1,284. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
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Found at West Point
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Found at West Point
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X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.