coyote now
@lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social
i'm in it for mushies. sometimes i also post sage wisdom. he/him.
found some sprucecone caps (Strobilurus esculentus) this weekend #fungifriends
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
found some sprucecone caps (Strobilurus esculentus) this weekend #fungifriends
i need someone to love me the way pablo neruda loved matilde
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i need someone to love me the way pablo neruda loved matilde
roses taste so good idc what anyone says
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
roses taste so good idc what anyone says
gonna try and stop dreaming of coarse and unbecoming things and instead dream of some gentlemen playing cards tonight
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
gonna try and stop dreaming of coarse and unbecoming things and instead dream of some gentlemen playing cards tonight
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HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
November 21, 2024 at 7:23 AM
HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
quad cities answers the question: what if half of rockford was in iowa?
September 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
quad cities answers the question: what if half of rockford was in iowa?
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My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.
September 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.
the dixon, il ronald reagan statue depicts the president riding his horse home from a wet t-shirt contest
September 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
the dixon, il ronald reagan statue depicts the president riding his horse home from a wet t-shirt contest
Sometimes I wonder if having to buy a sticker as a state parks pass a la Wisconsin would help w/ this
On Wednesday, Governor JB Pritzker announced the creation of a new endowment for Illinois state parks, with the intention of providing a permanent source of funds that can’t be redirected or taken away.
Illinois Launches New Endowment Fund for State Parks as Feds Disinvest in Natural Areas
On Wednesday, Governor JB Pritzker announced the creation of a new endowment for Illinois state parks, with the intention of providing a permanent source of funds that can't be redirected or taken awa...
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August 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Sometimes I wonder if having to buy a sticker as a state parks pass a la Wisconsin would help w/ this
zodiac is a movie about work-life balance
August 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
zodiac is a movie about work-life balance
Ten writers of whom I've read five-plus books:
Studs Terkel
William Faulkner
Jamaica Kincaid
Phillip K. Dick
Jimmy Santiago Baca
Percival Everett
Naguib Mahfouz
H. G. Wells
Ray Bradbury
Fyodor Dostoevsky
Studs Terkel
William Faulkner
Jamaica Kincaid
Phillip K. Dick
Jimmy Santiago Baca
Percival Everett
Naguib Mahfouz
H. G. Wells
Ray Bradbury
Fyodor Dostoevsky
What an interesting exercise!
Ten writers of whom I've read five-plus books:
Witold Gombrowicz
Jack Kerouac
Patricia Highsmith
Harry Crews
Chester Himes
Vladimir Nabokov
Thomas Pynchon
Gilbert Sorrentino
Martin Amis
Piers Anthony
Ten writers of whom I've read five-plus books:
Witold Gombrowicz
Jack Kerouac
Patricia Highsmith
Harry Crews
Chester Himes
Vladimir Nabokov
Thomas Pynchon
Gilbert Sorrentino
Martin Amis
Piers Anthony
Ten writers of whom I've read five-plus books:
Kurt Vonnegut
Toni Morrison
Douglas Adams
C.S. Lewis
William Faulkner
Rachel Cusk
Thomas Pynchon
James Patterson
Kazuo Ishiguro
W.S. Merwin
Kurt Vonnegut
Toni Morrison
Douglas Adams
C.S. Lewis
William Faulkner
Rachel Cusk
Thomas Pynchon
James Patterson
Kazuo Ishiguro
W.S. Merwin
July 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ten writers of whom I've read five-plus books:
Studs Terkel
William Faulkner
Jamaica Kincaid
Phillip K. Dick
Jimmy Santiago Baca
Percival Everett
Naguib Mahfouz
H. G. Wells
Ray Bradbury
Fyodor Dostoevsky
Studs Terkel
William Faulkner
Jamaica Kincaid
Phillip K. Dick
Jimmy Santiago Baca
Percival Everett
Naguib Mahfouz
H. G. Wells
Ray Bradbury
Fyodor Dostoevsky
what if they invented a type of laundry that washed itself
July 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
what if they invented a type of laundry that washed itself
why can i remember the combo for my middle school gym locker but not the one for the lock i've been using for the last 3 years
June 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
why can i remember the combo for my middle school gym locker but not the one for the lock i've been using for the last 3 years
some tiny ascos (I assume) found on the base of a fern frond. if you have any idea what they could be, please comment!
#fungifriends
found in central Wisconsin
#fungifriends
found in central Wisconsin
May 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
some tiny ascos (I assume) found on the base of a fern frond. if you have any idea what they could be, please comment!
#fungifriends
found in central Wisconsin
#fungifriends
found in central Wisconsin
Any ID help, #fungifriends ? Looks kind of like some things in Nectriaceae, but I really don't know that family.
On bark of old Frasier fir trunk I turned over.
On bark of old Frasier fir trunk I turned over.
April 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Any ID help, #fungifriends ? Looks kind of like some things in Nectriaceae, but I really don't know that family.
On bark of old Frasier fir trunk I turned over.
On bark of old Frasier fir trunk I turned over.
prescription strength tums
April 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
prescription strength tums
i eat grilled cheese in tomato soup the way british people eat weetabix in milk
April 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i eat grilled cheese in tomato soup the way british people eat weetabix in milk
congratulations to pasque flowers on looking like that
April 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
congratulations to pasque flowers on looking like that
nice how they have the signs telling you what directions to turn for major attractions but i need ones telling me how to get back to my house too
April 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
nice how they have the signs telling you what directions to turn for major attractions but i need ones telling me how to get back to my house too
jamming out to the forecast like it's "birdland"
April 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
jamming out to the forecast like it's "birdland"
hell is full of special places
March 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
hell is full of special places
whoa they made bill from guess who irl
February 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
whoa they made bill from guess who irl
can you guys post slower? im running out of ink in my printer
February 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
can you guys post slower? im running out of ink in my printer