Loki Monster
@lokimonster.bsky.social
It me. I'm the sad eyed human that needs to go viral so some cat can find and save me and give me my happy eyes back.
March 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It me. I'm the sad eyed human that needs to go viral so some cat can find and save me and give me my happy eyes back.
Would the final boss that could never be beaten for Drake be Sesame Street having a Kendrick on helping the monsters with very cute diss tracks with an a minorrrrrrrrrr moment? That it has to be the moment he goes into hiding right?
February 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Would the final boss that could never be beaten for Drake be Sesame Street having a Kendrick on helping the monsters with very cute diss tracks with an a minorrrrrrrrrr moment? That it has to be the moment he goes into hiding right?
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This is an INCREDIBLY serious story for Washington, DC.
There is one prosecutor for DC: the federal/DOJ US Attorney for DC. That's a Trump-appointed position now. The Trump appointee is corrupt, venal, MAGA.
Here the DC police wanted to prosecute a crime, and the Trump USAO SAID NO. 1/
There is one prosecutor for DC: the federal/DOJ US Attorney for DC. That's a Trump-appointed position now. The Trump appointee is corrupt, venal, MAGA.
Here the DC police wanted to prosecute a crime, and the Trump USAO SAID NO. 1/
February 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This is an INCREDIBLY serious story for Washington, DC.
There is one prosecutor for DC: the federal/DOJ US Attorney for DC. That's a Trump-appointed position now. The Trump appointee is corrupt, venal, MAGA.
Here the DC police wanted to prosecute a crime, and the Trump USAO SAID NO. 1/
There is one prosecutor for DC: the federal/DOJ US Attorney for DC. That's a Trump-appointed position now. The Trump appointee is corrupt, venal, MAGA.
Here the DC police wanted to prosecute a crime, and the Trump USAO SAID NO. 1/
Not me texting myself congrats to get the pathetic dopamine hit of the confetti explosion sounds
February 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Not me texting myself congrats to get the pathetic dopamine hit of the confetti explosion sounds
@huma.bsky.social About to attempt DBS. Anything that doesn't really work in the mix? I'm thinking to make it easy different slaw mix (like normal and broccoli) and cannellini beans onion garlic and red pepper but we'll see what I go with.
February 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
@huma.bsky.social About to attempt DBS. Anything that doesn't really work in the mix? I'm thinking to make it easy different slaw mix (like normal and broccoli) and cannellini beans onion garlic and red pepper but we'll see what I go with.
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I see. So what you’re telling me is we need to organize a grassroots, civil-rights-style mobilization of the people to fight for the restoration of the germ theory of disease.
February 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I see. So what you’re telling me is we need to organize a grassroots, civil-rights-style mobilization of the people to fight for the restoration of the germ theory of disease.
Courts: We need a judge brave enough to do an alternate argument call where you can sing, recite original poetry, do interpretive dance, do magic whatever as argument or whatever (with full briefing of course). It would give me a reason to live so pls.
February 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Courts: We need a judge brave enough to do an alternate argument call where you can sing, recite original poetry, do interpretive dance, do magic whatever as argument or whatever (with full briefing of course). It would give me a reason to live so pls.
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After speaking with Big Balls about foreign policy issues, I am ready to vote to confirm him as Secretary of State.
-Susan Collins, 2027
-Susan Collins, 2027
February 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
After speaking with Big Balls about foreign policy issues, I am ready to vote to confirm him as Secretary of State.
-Susan Collins, 2027
-Susan Collins, 2027
I keep thinking of my great grandmother who saw about 10 "normal" years between 1914-1946 (born 1903). 1919-29 was pretty ok but UGH FOR 22 years at least) of just fucking turmoil and she made it. I mean . . .
February 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I keep thinking of my great grandmother who saw about 10 "normal" years between 1914-1946 (born 1903). 1919-29 was pretty ok but UGH FOR 22 years at least) of just fucking turmoil and she made it. I mean . . .
Why is a cool washcloth such a comforting balm like how it's so simple but so effective?
February 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Why is a cool washcloth such a comforting balm like how it's so simple but so effective?
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AP Breaking News banner over a March 19, 2024 AP story.
February 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
AP Breaking News banner over a March 19, 2024 AP story.
Guys calm down we have Big Balls teabagging America for Elon what could possibly go wrong?
February 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Guys calm down we have Big Balls teabagging America for Elon what could possibly go wrong?
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
February 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
White cis hetero man claiming to be a physician told me in the blue city of Chicago in the blue state of Illinois that he was more likely to be discriminated against than *any other group*. We gotta fuckin problem out here with dudes he doesn't have the slightest clue what that word means.
January 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
White cis hetero man claiming to be a physician told me in the blue city of Chicago in the blue state of Illinois that he was more likely to be discriminated against than *any other group*. We gotta fuckin problem out here with dudes he doesn't have the slightest clue what that word means.
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Weird Catholic convert: Google “ordo amoris”
Normal Catholic: I better go get some more baked ziti from the big tray before they do the raffle
Normal Catholic: I better go get some more baked ziti from the big tray before they do the raffle
January 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Weird Catholic convert: Google “ordo amoris”
Normal Catholic: I better go get some more baked ziti from the big tray before they do the raffle
Normal Catholic: I better go get some more baked ziti from the big tray before they do the raffle
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
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As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.
January 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.
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Hey, while we're talking about erasing history:
In 1949 the US military held its first Aeriel Gunnery Competition, later known as "Top Gun."
The best of the best competed in dogfighting and other skills. The team that won, was the 332nd: The Tuskegee airmen.
So they refused to announce a winner🤡
In 1949 the US military held its first Aeriel Gunnery Competition, later known as "Top Gun."
The best of the best competed in dogfighting and other skills. The team that won, was the 332nd: The Tuskegee airmen.
So they refused to announce a winner🤡
January 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Hey, while we're talking about erasing history:
In 1949 the US military held its first Aeriel Gunnery Competition, later known as "Top Gun."
The best of the best competed in dogfighting and other skills. The team that won, was the 332nd: The Tuskegee airmen.
So they refused to announce a winner🤡
In 1949 the US military held its first Aeriel Gunnery Competition, later known as "Top Gun."
The best of the best competed in dogfighting and other skills. The team that won, was the 332nd: The Tuskegee airmen.
So they refused to announce a winner🤡
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For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
January 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
Anybody wanna join me in Wet Janubrarch?
January 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Anybody wanna join me in Wet Janubrarch?