Vermouth and Annihilation
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For fellow twit refugees hi I'm Ginger, I like shitposting about vampires, being a cranky old goth, and cannibalism as a metaphor for love. Fandoms are in emojis in my profile but if you're a sicko who lives to 'yes, and' you're my people
London pirate and vampire enthusiasts HMU to go to the exhibition together ❤️❤️❤️
How did menopause switch from an invisible taboo to a booming industry? Explore menopause and find what a good menopause means to you in Menopause: What's Changed? www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/exhibitions/...
Vagina Museum: Current exhibitions — Vagina Museum
Current exhibitions at the Vagina Museum. Museum of Mankind.
www.vaginamuseum.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
London pirate and vampire enthusiasts HMU to go to the exhibition together ❤️❤️❤️
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"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
The gap in my resume:
The gap in my resume:
a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp
ALT: a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
The gap in my resume:
The gap in my resume:
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September 30, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Eating a cookie the d size of my face and chain smoking
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Eating a cookie the d size of my face and chain smoking
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender:
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender:
The greatest gift you can give your family upon retirement is to get your affairs in order. File your bank, housing, and insurance stuff. Prepay a cremation, grant lasting power of attorney, get meaningful photos together. And then write down and tell everyone your plans! Save them years of therapy!
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The greatest gift you can give your family upon retirement is to get your affairs in order. File your bank, housing, and insurance stuff. Prepay a cremation, grant lasting power of attorney, get meaningful photos together. And then write down and tell everyone your plans! Save them years of therapy!
Once again had to explain the concept of a closed door to my beloved cleaner who wants nothing more than to chat. I'm on the phone with a solicitor about death shit! You can hear me on the phone through the door! You are lovely but have no concept of basic boundaries! 😭😭😭 On my last nerve
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Once again had to explain the concept of a closed door to my beloved cleaner who wants nothing more than to chat. I'm on the phone with a solicitor about death shit! You can hear me on the phone through the door! You are lovely but have no concept of basic boundaries! 😭😭😭 On my last nerve
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Foaming at the mouth
A charity vignette for @mentallydevastated.bsky.social - Stizzy + lilac. This is a real Georgian ballad! 💜
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Foaming at the mouth
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Realised I wrote a couple of fics for zines last year and forgot to post them to AO3, so, well, here they are. Sprizzy, of course…
#ofmdfanfic #sprizzy
archiveofourown.org/works/74094011
#ofmdfanfic #sprizzy
archiveofourown.org/works/74094011
Pretty Things - DarkDancer72 - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Realised I wrote a couple of fics for zines last year and forgot to post them to AO3, so, well, here they are. Sprizzy, of course…
#ofmdfanfic #sprizzy
archiveofourown.org/works/74094011
#ofmdfanfic #sprizzy
archiveofourown.org/works/74094011
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variety.com/2025/film/ne... Adele to Make Acting Debut in Tom Ford's 'Cry to Heaven'
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
variety.com/2025/film/ne... Adele to Make Acting Debut in Tom Ford's 'Cry to Heaven'
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November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Need 2-3 business days to recover from an everything shower.
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Need 2-3 business days to recover from an everything shower.
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Dream storyline for the new Jumanji is that there's a glitch in the game that turns friendly NPC Nigel evil. This is how we get Rhys Darby as a sexy villain 🙂↕️
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dream storyline for the new Jumanji is that there's a glitch in the game that turns friendly NPC Nigel evil. This is how we get Rhys Darby as a sexy villain 🙂↕️
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📢 Today marks #ThxBirthControl Day! At a time when fearmongering about birth control is at an all time high, let's remember there are endless reasons someone may need access to contraception.
🧡 Birth control is safe, effective and our right!
🧡 Birth control is safe, effective and our right!
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
📢 Today marks #ThxBirthControl Day! At a time when fearmongering about birth control is at an all time high, let's remember there are endless reasons someone may need access to contraception.
🧡 Birth control is safe, effective and our right!
🧡 Birth control is safe, effective and our right!
What are you even doing if this isn't your relationship with your mum?
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
What are you even doing if this isn't your relationship with your mum?
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this is how I feel about Interview with the Vampire too -- you can absolutely watch it as a smartly written, well acted, atmospheric, tonally ambitious drama asking searching philosophical questions. If you ALSO want/enjoy queer mess, it serves up heaping helpings of that too (complimentary)
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
this is how I feel about Interview with the Vampire too -- you can absolutely watch it as a smartly written, well acted, atmospheric, tonally ambitious drama asking searching philosophical questions. If you ALSO want/enjoy queer mess, it serves up heaping helpings of that too (complimentary)
Fucked up my hrt this week and please know that a healthy dose of estrogen is the paper thin wrapper around the sanity of a lot of humans on earth. Hormones are AMAZING and terrifying and everyone deserves hormones of their choice for free in a happy meal
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Fucked up my hrt this week and please know that a healthy dose of estrogen is the paper thin wrapper around the sanity of a lot of humans on earth. Hormones are AMAZING and terrifying and everyone deserves hormones of their choice for free in a happy meal
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Guys I think I downloaded the wrong Frankenstein movie
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Guys I think I downloaded the wrong Frankenstein movie
Anyone who is a big fan of grucks will be sat with popcorn for March 🎉🎉🎉
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Anyone who is a big fan of grucks will be sat with popcorn for March 🎉🎉🎉
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I liked vampires before this movie…
But this one definitely altered my brain chemistry
But this one definitely altered my brain chemistry
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I liked vampires before this movie…
But this one definitely altered my brain chemistry
But this one definitely altered my brain chemistry
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1916 was an insanely goated year for party dresses, I gotta make one of these eventually
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
1916 was an insanely goated year for party dresses, I gotta make one of these eventually
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Subtitles that read [Speaking french] or [Speaking foreign language] are less helpful than if you had no subtitles
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Subtitles that read [Speaking french] or [Speaking foreign language] are less helpful than if you had no subtitles