Loraphinex
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today i saw a cybertruck driving its final mile (it's lightly drizzling)
February 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
today i saw a cybertruck driving its final mile (it's lightly drizzling)
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Ok that made me laugh
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ok that made me laugh
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wow just logged off and there are problems there too
February 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
wow just logged off and there are problems there too
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2 insurrections, same President.
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
2 insurrections, same President.
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Online should be less depressing
February 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Online should be less depressing
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ITS 5:30 A.M. YOUR ONLY CHOICES ARE CRYING OR KICKING ASS.
OR COFFEE. YOU COULD ALSO COFFEE.
OR COFFEE. YOU COULD ALSO COFFEE.
February 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
ITS 5:30 A.M. YOUR ONLY CHOICES ARE CRYING OR KICKING ASS.
OR COFFEE. YOU COULD ALSO COFFEE.
OR COFFEE. YOU COULD ALSO COFFEE.
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Is Musk is *just now* being made a “special government employee” just confirms how illegal this has all been!
February 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Is Musk is *just now* being made a “special government employee” just confirms how illegal this has all been!
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I am announcing retaliatory tariffs against the United States. If you are in the United States and you are reading this post you owe me 30 cents.
February 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I am announcing retaliatory tariffs against the United States. If you are in the United States and you are reading this post you owe me 30 cents.
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Sorry boss, I was unproductive this afternoon because there's a sneaky little coup, and the US economy is about to drive off a cliff. That staff newsletter will just have to be a Monday problem.
January 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sorry boss, I was unproductive this afternoon because there's a sneaky little coup, and the US economy is about to drive off a cliff. That staff newsletter will just have to be a Monday problem.
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Mass taxpayers face the greatest per capita loss in the US. We pay WAY more in federal taxes than what we receive.
Look at all those welfare red states looking for our socialism to live off of.
Look at all those welfare red states looking for our socialism to live off of.
January 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Mass taxpayers face the greatest per capita loss in the US. We pay WAY more in federal taxes than what we receive.
Look at all those welfare red states looking for our socialism to live off of.
Look at all those welfare red states looking for our socialism to live off of.
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So the FBI is planning on getting rid of hundreds of agents who worked on the orange conman's investigations. Can you say 1939 Germany a little louder?
January 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So the FBI is planning on getting rid of hundreds of agents who worked on the orange conman's investigations. Can you say 1939 Germany a little louder?
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sorry if I'm being a little annoying about violations to the constitution, but damn it feels weird to be on the side making a fuss about that
January 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
sorry if I'm being a little annoying about violations to the constitution, but damn it feels weird to be on the side making a fuss about that
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What a nightmare. The crashed plane is reported to be an air ambulance—and multiple homes and cars are said to be on fire on the ground. (This is in NE Philly, near the Roosevelt Mall.)
BREAKING: At least 6 people killed in Philadelphia plane crash, including 2 pilots, 2 doctors and a patient - FOX29
February 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What a nightmare. The crashed plane is reported to be an air ambulance—and multiple homes and cars are said to be on fire on the ground. (This is in NE Philly, near the Roosevelt Mall.)
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they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply.
February 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply.
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man it’d be cool if we could get some precedented times every once in a while
February 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
man it’d be cool if we could get some precedented times every once in a while
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Aw, MapQuest we loved you and still do
January 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Aw, MapQuest we loved you and still do
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Everyone who works for ICE is an enemy of the people
Also, someone should explain the word NATIVE to old shit stain
Also, someone should explain the word NATIVE to old shit stain
January 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Everyone who works for ICE is an enemy of the people
Also, someone should explain the word NATIVE to old shit stain
Also, someone should explain the word NATIVE to old shit stain
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I wouldn't say I'm out of shape, but I will say I hurt myself knitting.
January 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I wouldn't say I'm out of shape, but I will say I hurt myself knitting.
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gotta stay warm 🧶
January 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
gotta stay warm 🧶
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Whenever I enter a room I make a tactical assessment of which common objects I could comically turn into weapons if a kung fu battle were to break out
January 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Whenever I enter a room I make a tactical assessment of which common objects I could comically turn into weapons if a kung fu battle were to break out