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Friend: Great day
Guy who works for Accuweather: Man, the AccuLumen Brightness Index has gotta be at an 8 or a 9 in current conditions, right
Friend: Great day
Guy who works for Accuweather: Man, the AccuLumen Brightness Index has gotta be at an 8 or a 9 in current conditions, right
Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)