Mr. Grateful
@lettuce.bsky.social
I am surrounded by objects
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Mr. Grateful
@lettuce.bsky.social
· Nov 7
[after learning about how muscles work] oh so we're marionettes from the inside
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A lid fit a thing it wasn’t originally intended for. It doesn’t get any better than that
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
A lid fit a thing it wasn’t originally intended for. It doesn’t get any better than that
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excuse me, gotta go see a guy about a horse, if you know what i mean
*returns an hour later riding a horse*
*returns an hour later riding a horse*
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
excuse me, gotta go see a guy about a horse, if you know what i mean
*returns an hour later riding a horse*
*returns an hour later riding a horse*
Spending decades filling my brain with a meticulously curated collection of art, knowledge, and culture so that eventually, um, in the long run, uhhh
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Spending decades filling my brain with a meticulously curated collection of art, knowledge, and culture so that eventually, um, in the long run, uhhh
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Apologizing to the toilet while using it
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Apologizing to the toilet while using it
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(Texting you from Bandit's Pass) sorry can't talk rn. I'm being waylaid
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
(Texting you from Bandit's Pass) sorry can't talk rn. I'm being waylaid
Tinder profile says I'm strengthy
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Tinder profile says I'm strengthy
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After watching The Last Dance, where you learn Michael Jordan had the ability to turn any slight, real or imagined, into the greatest basketball game ever played: agh, I gotta answer these emails! The emails uh they spit on me or something. And I’m going to answer them better than anyone can imagine
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
After watching The Last Dance, where you learn Michael Jordan had the ability to turn any slight, real or imagined, into the greatest basketball game ever played: agh, I gotta answer these emails! The emails uh they spit on me or something. And I’m going to answer them better than anyone can imagine
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I take on average 10,000 stills and a half hour of video every week. Most I'll never think about again. This I'll hold onto until I grow old. 4 hours ago.
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I take on average 10,000 stills and a half hour of video every week. Most I'll never think about again. This I'll hold onto until I grow old. 4 hours ago.
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑
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When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
it's funny to me when a dog is really sleepy. oh are you all burnt out from lying around all day? did you think too much with your primitive and underdeveloped brain? yeah I can see why you can barely keep your eyes open
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
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elf lady: but I cannot love him for he is mortal and I eternal. Unless I should break my oath to my father and forsake my immortality we cannot be wed. Oh but I would be reviled among my people. Please gods give me guidance!
me (kinda checked out): just tell him how you feel
me (kinda checked out): just tell him how you feel
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
elf lady: but I cannot love him for he is mortal and I eternal. Unless I should break my oath to my father and forsake my immortality we cannot be wed. Oh but I would be reviled among my people. Please gods give me guidance!
me (kinda checked out): just tell him how you feel
me (kinda checked out): just tell him how you feel
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farmer in turtle neck and jeans doing a press conference keynote every time his barn gets a new animal. ladies and gentlemen. the sheep
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
farmer in turtle neck and jeans doing a press conference keynote every time his barn gets a new animal. ladies and gentlemen. the sheep
This day goes out to all you Fibonacci heads
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This day goes out to all you Fibonacci heads
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watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
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imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
April 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
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New hypothesis: I think teachers can stop AI cheating in schools by making all their assignments about nuclear weapons enrichment. Chatgpt is vigilant about this topic even when you try to mask it with other terms. I have saved the children
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
New hypothesis: I think teachers can stop AI cheating in schools by making all their assignments about nuclear weapons enrichment. Chatgpt is vigilant about this topic even when you try to mask it with other terms. I have saved the children
Rachel: Wow Joseph really loves that ugly ass coat
Jacob: It was supposed to be a gag gift
Jacob: It was supposed to be a gag gift
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Rachel: Wow Joseph really loves that ugly ass coat
Jacob: It was supposed to be a gag gift
Jacob: It was supposed to be a gag gift
I've felt my phone buzz in my pocket 20 times today but it's always nothing - turns out my butt cheek is vibrating?
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I've felt my phone buzz in my pocket 20 times today but it's always nothing - turns out my butt cheek is vibrating?
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making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
Save your tears. That's good salt!
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Save your tears. That's good salt!
[shouting at the sky] turn off hard mode
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
[shouting at the sky] turn off hard mode
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do
[emailing a professor of primate evolution] could we try 3 nostrils?
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
[emailing a professor of primate evolution] could we try 3 nostrils?
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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I will be stepping back from my public commitments but I will continue being around teenagers all the time
Breaking News: Larry Summers said he was “deeply ashamed” about his ties to Jeffrey Epstein, and would step back from public commitments, but continue teaching.
Larry Summers to Step Back From Public Commitments Over Epstein Emails
New emails showed that Dr. Summers, a former Harvard president, had stayed in touch with Jeffrey Epstein for years after Mr. Epstein faced sex trafficking charges.
nyti.ms
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I will be stepping back from my public commitments but I will continue being around teenagers all the time