Lucas Moore
lucascmoore.bsky.social
Lucas Moore
@lucascmoore.bsky.social
I make molecules.
I'd like to put in a complaint with the Evolution department. Like I know I'm fighting off some sort of virus or whatever. But why should that make my joints hurt? What are you doing in there, T cells? You seem lost.
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Bye Eagles Bye
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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If calling a state secret police agent a murderer for committing murder will lead to more murder by the state secret police, it sure seems like the problem is with the secret police
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"

The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
There’s really something about the energy of a person’s voice who is trying to be entertaining on the internet and has no idea how to do that.

I call it “YouTube Voice” but it comes in many forms.

God bless noise cancelling headphones.
January 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Updated my phone to iOS 26 as a test run for the rest of the devices in the home. Everyone says it’s still broken, but I don’t know what they’re complaining abo—
January 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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‘Tis the season to repost this once more, I guess.
January 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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Second, and probably most importantly, it's tactically wrong. "No point discussing political opposition to fascism, there won't be elections anyway" cedes victory to your enemies. It's defeatism and nihilism.
January 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Finally, it's wrong AS A MATTER OF ETIQUETTE. Entering a total stranger's discussion and leading with your private anxiety is as off-putting in social media replies as it would be in real life. If you wouldn't interrupt a stranger at a party to announce that America is doomed, don't do it here.
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 AM
There’s a guy who was an undergrad at the same time I was who’s now a big-time professor. Every time I see his stuff in JACS I just think “I knew you when you were drawing five bonds to carbon”
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me"

you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
The murdered woman's glove compartment is filled with stuffed animals.
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Did you know? The amount of fried rice a Thai place gives you isn’t necessarily a serving suggestion. You can eat it all, but that is probably a mistake. Even if it’s very tasty.

Friends, I do not feel great.
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Hahaha okay this one got me
Two years ago I downloaded this image, which I’m calling “extracted boyfriend meme”. I did not note who posted it, so if this is yours or you know whose it is, let me know so I can give credit when I use it in class.
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Someone was presenting a pdf to the group today. There were three separate buttons within the window chrome begging us to use an AI tool. One of them flashed on and off every ten seconds or so.

People sure want to use these LLM tools! Otherwise this might be considered brutally user-hostile.
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Too young to die occupying Iraq

Too old to die occupying Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Well crap, we’re doing this again?
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
A million bucks is all it takes to buy yourself a NASA administrator position I guess
Companies with crypto involvement have contributed:

▶️ Crypto​.com: $20m
▶️ JP Morgan: $4.2m
▶️ Gemini: $1.5m
▶️ Shift4: $1m
NEW: The Trump-backed MAGA Inc. super PAC raised $100m+ in the 2nd half of 2025, including from donors with interests before his administration:
▶️Greg & Anna Brockman (AI policies): $25m
▶️Juul (Trump's FDA approved Juul's vapes): $1m
▶️American Rights & Reform PAC (cannabis rescheduling): $1m+
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM