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𝖑𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 𝖈𝖆𝖙 - he/him/sleepy - data centre tech - gloucestershire, uk - also 𝚜 𝚗 𝚘 𝚖 𝚒 キツネ
It’s 16:50 on Christmas Eve and Jira just sent me a weekly update email.
That’s the kind of jump scare I don’t want thank you very much.
That’s the kind of jump scare I don’t want thank you very much.
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It’s 16:50 on Christmas Eve and Jira just sent me a weekly update email.
That’s the kind of jump scare I don’t want thank you very much.
That’s the kind of jump scare I don’t want thank you very much.
Remember when the dot com bubble burst? Cisco shares just recovered.
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Remember when the dot com bubble burst? Cisco shares just recovered.
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So, just to confirm, the BBC can’t keep Robin Ince on the air because his trans allyship brings the organisation into disrepute, but they can keep David Walliams, who performed Nazi salutes at the recording of this very show, on the air despite him being predatory towards women. Cool. Very normal.
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
So, just to confirm, the BBC can’t keep Robin Ince on the air because his trans allyship brings the organisation into disrepute, but they can keep David Walliams, who performed Nazi salutes at the recording of this very show, on the air despite him being predatory towards women. Cool. Very normal.
E was peak
Zoomers: 6-7 is so dumb, gen alpha memes suck.
Zoomers in 2015:
Zoomers in 2015:
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
E was peak
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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It’s not just the devs who are preparing for the holidays. Watch our adorable festive short to find out what Kitty and Friends are up to while the humans are out and about!
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It’s not just the devs who are preparing for the holidays. Watch our adorable festive short to find out what Kitty and Friends are up to while the humans are out and about!
The other night I got hardly any sleep and end up getting out of bed at 4am and doing something else.
That has caught up with me. I feel like garbage.
That has caught up with me. I feel like garbage.
December 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The other night I got hardly any sleep and end up getting out of bed at 4am and doing something else.
That has caught up with me. I feel like garbage.
That has caught up with me. I feel like garbage.
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
I've shut down my mastodon instance. Th 100GB drive filled up immediately which is weird as it was only me so it should only have been caching what I was browsing. I could discover anyone. And now I've tried to migrate back to meow.social, I've lost all my followers.
Oh well. Fresh start I guess.
Oh well. Fresh start I guess.
December 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I've shut down my mastodon instance. Th 100GB drive filled up immediately which is weird as it was only me so it should only have been caching what I was browsing. I could discover anyone. And now I've tried to migrate back to meow.social, I've lost all my followers.
Oh well. Fresh start I guess.
Oh well. Fresh start I guess.
Talk about clutching at straws. Is that really all they got?
I’m all for the internal combustion engine, but majority of people just want a car. They don’t care what powers it. The Tories just don’t want to invest in the infrastructure required for more EVs.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I’m all for the internal combustion engine, but majority of people just want a car. They don’t care what powers it. The Tories just don’t want to invest in the infrastructure required for more EVs.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Kemi Badenoch: Tories to scrap petrol ban if they win next election
The Conservative Party leader says the policy is "destructive" and "economic self-harm".
www.bbc.com
December 14, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Talk about clutching at straws. Is that really all they got?
I’m all for the internal combustion engine, but majority of people just want a car. They don’t care what powers it. The Tories just don’t want to invest in the infrastructure required for more EVs.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I’m all for the internal combustion engine, but majority of people just want a car. They don’t care what powers it. The Tories just don’t want to invest in the infrastructure required for more EVs.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Got a project due but it's nearly Christmas and you can't be arsed?
virt.moe/cferr/editor/
Create and host your own error page and say it’s out of your control. Sorted!
virt.moe/cferr/editor/
Create and host your own error page and say it’s out of your control. Sorted!
Cloudflare error page editor
Online editor to create customized Cloudflare-style error pages
virt.moe
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Got a project due but it's nearly Christmas and you can't be arsed?
virt.moe/cferr/editor/
Create and host your own error page and say it’s out of your control. Sorted!
virt.moe/cferr/editor/
Create and host your own error page and say it’s out of your control. Sorted!
How do you even hookup?
how do you politely tell a hookup that they have massively overstayed their welcome?
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
How do you even hookup?
Things I’ve learnt from setting up my own mastodon instance and browsing it:
1. Unless you have followers, you’re just yelling into a vacuum.
2. No one can discover you.
3. You can’t discover anyone else.
1. Unless you have followers, you’re just yelling into a vacuum.
2. No one can discover you.
3. You can’t discover anyone else.
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Things I’ve learnt from setting up my own mastodon instance and browsing it:
1. Unless you have followers, you’re just yelling into a vacuum.
2. No one can discover you.
3. You can’t discover anyone else.
1. Unless you have followers, you’re just yelling into a vacuum.
2. No one can discover you.
3. You can’t discover anyone else.
Do you ever cook a meal and think, “damn! That’s fucking delicious. I should be a chef”
This is me right now. I’m totally reconsidering my career in IT.
This is me right now. I’m totally reconsidering my career in IT.
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Do you ever cook a meal and think, “damn! That’s fucking delicious. I should be a chef”
This is me right now. I’m totally reconsidering my career in IT.
This is me right now. I’m totally reconsidering my career in IT.
I created my own mastodon instance. No idea why, but I did.
I think devs hate other devs because it was a bitch to set up.
I think devs hate other devs because it was a bitch to set up.
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I created my own mastodon instance. No idea why, but I did.
I think devs hate other devs because it was a bitch to set up.
I think devs hate other devs because it was a bitch to set up.
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now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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i, too, am serving downstairs but you don’t see me making a sign about it
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i, too, am serving downstairs but you don’t see me making a sign about it
Browsing the bauble section of John Lewis and found a reindeer that was giving off MJ vibes.
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Browsing the bauble section of John Lewis and found a reindeer that was giving off MJ vibes.
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Don't give yourself antlers in December, some bloody nuisance will decorate them. (Art by Ruster www.furaffinity.net/user/ruster/)
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Don't give yourself antlers in December, some bloody nuisance will decorate them. (Art by Ruster www.furaffinity.net/user/ruster/)
I got a decent unexpected pay rise, so I’ve treated myself to a new mouse for my PC in the hopes of maybe doing some more gaming now that hopefully my wrist won’t ache and my scroll wheel won’t suck. Also switched to wireless.
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I got a decent unexpected pay rise, so I’ve treated myself to a new mouse for my PC in the hopes of maybe doing some more gaming now that hopefully my wrist won’t ache and my scroll wheel won’t suck. Also switched to wireless.
I dunno how, but they managed to make Nick Wilde just that little bit more hot 🥵
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I dunno how, but they managed to make Nick Wilde just that little bit more hot 🥵