Lucy MacElhattan
@lucyluuuuuu.bsky.social
I’m Hazardous like Bo, Luke and Daisy
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Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.
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I'm pretty sure that's what Jaws would drive if he could live on land.
"I think we're going to need a bigger armored personnel carrier."
"I think we're going to need a bigger armored personnel carrier."
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I'm pretty sure that's what Jaws would drive if he could live on land.
"I think we're going to need a bigger armored personnel carrier."
"I think we're going to need a bigger armored personnel carrier."
Nice
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Nice
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incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
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I’m 5’2” and I only ever dated men who had a pulse. I was very anti-zombie
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I’m 5’2” and I only ever dated men who had a pulse. I was very anti-zombie
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hi, can you do me a favor?
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
hi, can you do me a favor?
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
Meanwhile there’s an awesome Halal food truck in every neighborhood ALREADY
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Meanwhile there’s an awesome Halal food truck in every neighborhood ALREADY
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Speaker Johnson has literally said he's "not promising anyone anything."
For once, I believe him.
For once, I believe him.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Speaker Johnson has literally said he's "not promising anyone anything."
For once, I believe him.
For once, I believe him.
The media is sofa king dumb
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The media is sofa king dumb
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The best part about SCOTUS refusing to overturn Gay marriage is that Kim Davis now needs to pay THREE HUNDRED SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS in fines for refusing to issue marriage licenses. 😂😂🏳️🌈💪
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The best part about SCOTUS refusing to overturn Gay marriage is that Kim Davis now needs to pay THREE HUNDRED SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS in fines for refusing to issue marriage licenses. 😂😂🏳️🌈💪
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Fuck, open enrollment for health insurance at work and I'm gonna be paying up the wazoo. Fuck me. #EatTheRich
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Fuck, open enrollment for health insurance at work and I'm gonna be paying up the wazoo. Fuck me. #EatTheRich
I used to get so much flack for listening to PE but it’s a little different now that Flavor is everyone favorite guy
youtu.be/JZDIitWz8Go
youtu.be/JZDIitWz8Go
Public Enemy - 911 Is A Joke (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by PublicEnemyVEVO
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I used to get so much flack for listening to PE but it’s a little different now that Flavor is everyone favorite guy
youtu.be/JZDIitWz8Go
youtu.be/JZDIitWz8Go
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The Count von Count wishes a very numerical *Sesame Street Day* to all who celebrate — ah-ah-ahhh!
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Count von Count wishes a very numerical *Sesame Street Day* to all who celebrate — ah-ah-ahhh!
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If a foodie is a person who appreciates great food, I could most accurately be described as a sleepie.
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If a foodie is a person who appreciates great food, I could most accurately be described as a sleepie.
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guys, it’s not some grand conspiracy by axios and republicans to make dems cave, they’re actually trying to cave
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
guys, it’s not some grand conspiracy by axios and republicans to make dems cave, they’re actually trying to cave
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They want impunity to beat us and shoot us after they starve us
JUST IN: The Justice Department formally appeals U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis' preliminary injunction, which restricts the use of force against protesters and journalists.
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
They want impunity to beat us and shoot us after they starve us
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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DHS already firing pepper balls into the street from roof of Portland ICE, so seems set to be a long evening
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
DHS already firing pepper balls into the street from roof of Portland ICE, so seems set to be a long evening
Yes I cannot bring myself to create a cornucopia/horn of ‘plenty’ this year for ‘thanksgiving’
There is nothing an American president could do worse for his own people than starving the poor right before Thanksgiving.
Except for, I don’t know, lying about a plague and getting a million of his own citizens killed. Oh wait, let’s also not forget the time that he:
Except for, I don’t know, lying about a plague and getting a million of his own citizens killed. Oh wait, let’s also not forget the time that he:
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Yes I cannot bring myself to create a cornucopia/horn of ‘plenty’ this year for ‘thanksgiving’
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„In the 1950s,a group of Black painters who became known as'The Highwaymen' created a style of oil landscapes to sell along the highway,as they were banned from galleries.Now referred to as 'The Last Great Art Movement of 20th Century America'“
Footage: www.pbs.org/video/the-hi...
#kleineKunstklasse
Footage: www.pbs.org/video/the-hi...
#kleineKunstklasse
The Highwaymen (landscape artists) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
„In the 1950s,a group of Black painters who became known as'The Highwaymen' created a style of oil landscapes to sell along the highway,as they were banned from galleries.Now referred to as 'The Last Great Art Movement of 20th Century America'“
Footage: www.pbs.org/video/the-hi...
#kleineKunstklasse
Footage: www.pbs.org/video/the-hi...
#kleineKunstklasse
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Speaker Johnson is officially keeping the House in recess again next week. This will be the eighth consecutive week the House has been out of session. The chamber hasn't met since Sept. 19. Adelita Grijalva, who was elected on Sept. 23, has not been sworn in.
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Speaker Johnson is officially keeping the House in recess again next week. This will be the eighth consecutive week the House has been out of session. The chamber hasn't met since Sept. 19. Adelita Grijalva, who was elected on Sept. 23, has not been sworn in.
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Research suggests a link between swimming and being wet.
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Research suggests a link between swimming and being wet.
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In a remarkably interesting move, the Eugene Police Department, in response to ACLU-Oregon's lawsuit against the city, has released a map of all the installed Flock cameras.
This is a major win for Eyes off Eugene.
This is a major win for Eyes off Eugene.
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In a remarkably interesting move, the Eugene Police Department, in response to ACLU-Oregon's lawsuit against the city, has released a map of all the installed Flock cameras.
This is a major win for Eyes off Eugene.
This is a major win for Eyes off Eugene.