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“Writer.” Professional cynic. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaaoilwlqd4pm

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JayMind @jaymindx.bsky.social · Aug 24

My favorite color is 90s Taco Bell booth purple.

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💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 2d

Are you an actual piece of shit or do you just play one on the internets?

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💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 9h

Take me to the pumpkin patch, skank.

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tera-cotta @notincharge7.bsky.social · 16h

me as a basketball referee:

[blows whistle]
"Oh, wait, no. My bad."

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18h

Everyone knows that the classic scientific method is saying something that is wildly stupid and then trying to find proof for it.

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 5d

This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 1d

Being the gf can be temporary, but being the hot ex is FOREVER!

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1d

the best place to eat cake is in the shower

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1d

Looking to reset my number again on my “it’s been this many days since I killed a man” sign

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4d

It’s 11:11 which doesn’t mean a fucking thing (wishfully)

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

*jumps up on a table at the morgue* give me a double

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JayMind @jaymindx.bsky.social · 1d

“Do you realize how many sandwiches I’ve eaten in my car?” is a thing I say to impress people.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

Be the reason they start searching bags for googly eyes at the entrance to your local zoo.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 2d

Moshing to the aol dial-up sound

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 24d

The meaning of life won’t text me back.

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 23d

Door dashing a cup of tap water, for the woman on the go.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 4d

I saw you liked my comment about farting on your face. My ring size is 5.

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JayMind @jaymindx.bsky.social · 4d

This is awesome. 😂

AI Familial Supplements.™️

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 4d

Gonna use AI to make a deepfake of my parents telling me they’re proud of me

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4d

Did it hurt?

When you tried to correct me and I said “Google it” and you saw I was right?

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JayMind @jaymindx.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t know, I thought my Gerald Ford-themed sports bar was a good idea.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 4d

excuse me but there was nothing in the wedding invitation about “no capes”

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 5d

(wearing a hawaiian shirt and snowboarding pants) ah yeah it's laundry day

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 4d

[abruptly stops playing my air banjo] Oh the intervention is for ME?

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4d

Kids these days will never understand the chokehold Bryan Adams had on us in the 90s

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