LukeBMTB
@lukebmtb.bsky.social
1.4K followers 1.1K following 7.4K posts
Usual Twitter transfer. Dog walks, phone photo's, dad puns, education, some politics, some family stuff, trying to maintain a 600 year old house.
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mikecookson.bsky.social
To lose one footbridge may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two footbridges looks like carelessness.

To lose three footbridges really cements what a roaring success outsourcing the City's Parks to Urban Green was, and how not a lot seems to be improving now they're back under direct control.
chroniclelive.co.uk
Newcastle City Council has closed the Dene Terrace footbridge due to safety concerns, following similar problems that led to another bridge in Jesmond Dene being shut just weeks ago
Fresh safety fears at Jesmond Dene as council shuts second bridge
Fresh safety fears at Jesmond Dene as council shuts second bridge
www.chroniclelive.co.uk
lukebmtb.bsky.social
I've heard PTAs now struggle to recruit members to organise events etc. It's never been easy but now people don't want to help out.
patrickwyman.bsky.social
Watching antisocial driver behavior in the school drop-off line makes it really clear that the pandemic destroyed whatever few shreds remained of the social compact, just pathological selfishness on display every day
lukebmtb.bsky.social
"it knocked us for six"

Well, thankfully not.
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coolbikeart1.bsky.social
Man Repairing Bicycle Wheel
ca. 1890
📷F. T. Harmon
Photo of a man rubbing a spoke of a bicycle wheel with a cloth. The wheel is mounted on a workbench with tools on it.
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop
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jasonv.bsky.social
Shutting down the only purely-factual labeler on this site

If you don't want to be known as a "JD VANCE FOLLOWER" then don't follow JD Vance!
for.shame.wtf
This labeler will be shutting down. We will first be unlabeling everyone who is labeled and then will cease to operate. As the unlabeling operation will take an unknown amount of time, we are not setting a specific timeline other than as soon as possible.
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
Interviewer: no, I meant do you have any questions about the job?

Me: so, what do you think of my time machine?
lukebmtb.bsky.social
I'm reading this just now - 10% in and gripped.
maddambeltaine.bsky.social
Book 47 of #adamreads2025 - Gods of the Wyrdwood by @rjbarker.bsky.social !

An outstanding book, full of the imagination and show-don't-tell world building I associate with RJ, dropping you straight into a living breathing world and immersing you in it. Forgot just how much I enjoyed this!
The cover to Gods of the Wyrdwood by RJ Barker
lukebmtb.bsky.social
Poor bloke, when it said no injuries but he'd been taken to hospital I thought it was mental health related. Shit for everyone involved :(
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alexvont.bsky.social
There’s lot of Covid going around at the moment, again. I don’t qualify for NHS jabs, which are now very restricted, but I just paid £90 for one at my local pharmacy. As a freelancer, that’s a lot less expensive than having to take a week or two off if I get ill, let alone risking long term issues.
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nick-pettigrew.bsky.social
There's an old Simon Munnery gag where somebody heckles him and he consults his notebook on how to deal with it and reads out "Be spontaneous".
lukebmtb.bsky.social
Evening walk. Back to camera in night mode shots.
Almost dark river and bridge, house and street lights, sky mottled with clouds.
lukebmtb.bsky.social
All kicking off at Brighton Farrow and Ball store.

Hope all the staff are ok.

(Pic Newsquest0
Picture of the inside of a paint shop through a smashed window. There is paint everywhere.
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legolostatsea.bsky.social
Not sea glass but fragments of plastic car tail lights, indicators and brake lights, probably washed into storm drains after heavy rain, eventually making their way to the sea. #oceanplastic
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ruthwatson.bsky.social
I love languages.
merriam-webster.com
grawlix | noun | a series of typographical symbols (such as $#!) used in text as a replacement for profanity
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coralcitycamera.bsky.social
Clown wrasses, like all wrasses and parrotfish, start their lives biologically female and transition through a series of color phases before ending as a male in their ‘terminal phase’. Here we see a male terminal phase clown wrasse chasing a female initial phase #coralcitycamera #miami #coralcity
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nicwilson.bsky.social
Lyme, ME/CFS, endometriosis, long COVID, coeliac disease, adenomyosis, fibromyalgia & all the other conditions where there's actually nothing wrong with us, but we just enjoy pretending to be ill. For fuck's sake. It's like we've regressed to the 1960s when my mum was accused of being a malingerer.
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tomflood.bsky.social
An adult driver angry at a child they hit with their car.

Our car culture summed up in one video.
robsonfletcher.com
Police in Airdrie, Alberta (just north of Calgary) say this driver hit a 17-year-old girl in a marked crosswalk, got out of the vehicle, and appeared to get upset at the teenager before driving away.

They released this video and are now trying to identify the driver.