football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

i like the whole gondor/mordor thing. all cities should have an evil version right across the river, like DC and arlington

Happy Twin Peaks Day 🥧☕️🦉🩸

Elk is so easily one of the coolest artists to hit the French Album scene in a bit.

Look at this shit man.

It's so sick.

The perfect drill bit holder doesn’t exi—

[watching Dune]

[a vast improbable ship looms up and majestically deploys its landing gear]

Mmmm... yeah. Show me your little ship feets

bird sounds