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Caffeine Enjoyer
@lumivarjo.bsky.social
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If you're reading this, I politely request that you don't. Or do, I'm not the profile stalking police.
AI chuds, please go back to xitter.

DNI: minor, cryptobro, edgelord, wokescold
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what's better than one clown?
January 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Fellas, I'm old. I threw my back out playing Jurassic Park pinball but I'm too proud to go home.
January 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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"In Dublin, on Fenian Street, there's a factory that makes child sex abuse material. You can pay it money, as a subscription, and that's one of the services it offers..."

www.thegist.ie/the-gist-the...
The Gist: The Abuse Factory
X, the child abuse imagery app, revealed our state has no red lines. This is the Gist.
www.thegist.ie
January 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The way I stopped and stumbled backward to get a second look. Love this man's work.
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Once again obsessed with my tall, freaky fish men (Abe Sapien, The Asset)
January 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Please Guillermo lemme take him home ♥︎
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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Happy first #kidlitartpostcard day of 2026! 🐻

I'm Victoria, an illustrator from Argentina based in France, I enjoy painting trees and mosses and animals. Available for new projects (PB, MG, covers & +)!

🖥️ victoriamaderna.com
✉️ [email protected]
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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FFXII menu UI appreciation post
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Daniel Day-Lewis' acting in There Will Be Blood turns it from a great drama to an uncomfortable comedy. The accent and the hunching around is awful.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Staying in my mother's house overnight due to family obligations. This about sums it up...
January 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Let's not feed amateur AI sleuthing as fact until it's actually proven? It's a big corporate show, so I'm sure any artist will be insulated from accusations, regardless of what's true or not. But this type of knee-jerking gets legitimate artists in trouble when they are just one very visible person.
From the StrangerThings community on Reddit: In response to the post claiming ai art was used bc the fingers looked off: here are the scenes these pieces are referencing
Explore this post and more from the StrangerThings community
www.reddit.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
When life gives you Bizarro, strip 'em and repaint 'em as Superman.
December 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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recession indicator
December 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Disco Elysium is free on Epic today. Get it now, own it forever.

This is one of the greatest games ever made. GET IT.
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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☠️MORTIFYING CHRISTMAS STORY TIME

Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
ALT: a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
My family understood the assignment. I said Superman, and I got Superman. My mother even found an old figure in a thrift shop for me to repaint.
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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I'm a regular guy, I put my trousers on the same way as everyone else: falling into them through a hole in the ceiling via a contraction operated by my long suffering dog
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Harry has no idea what it looks like. (2/2)
June 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why did you transition, wrong answers only

Dr. House came to me in my dreams and told me I had to transition or he'd give me lupus.
Why did you transition, wrong answers only

blew too hard into my game cartridge
Why did you transition, wrong answers only

i ate a weird rock & it just kinda happened
December 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Explain your username

In an mIRC chatroom many years ago, I spent most of my time discussing Finnish metal with people who were likely far older than me. I was dubbed "Lumivarjo" or "Snow Shadow" as my edgy Finnish metal band member name and stuck with it since.

I still like Nightwish.
Explain your username

I’m a trans man
Named Harry
Who enjoys Disco Elysium

I am more hairy, more myself, and more Disco, every day.
explain your username

Hi I'm Dave😁👋
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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A early happy holiday ❣️🥰
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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shitpost #discoelysium
December 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM