The Men Who Stare At Goatse
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Sometimes I write stuff. Sometimes I don't.
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
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one more cab calloway thing: he performed "minnie the moocher" in blues brothers, which was a 1931 song in a 1980 movie, the modern equivalent would be aerosmith performing "back in the saddle" in a movie released this year, you're all welcome
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
one more cab calloway thing: he performed "minnie the moocher" in blues brothers, which was a 1931 song in a 1980 movie, the modern equivalent would be aerosmith performing "back in the saddle" in a movie released this year, you're all welcome
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
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let’s all take a moment to appreciate blank VHS packaging design trends
September 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
let’s all take a moment to appreciate blank VHS packaging design trends
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I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds
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Bum! ❤️ Photo from my collection, 1936.
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Bum! ❤️ Photo from my collection, 1936.
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It's November 30, if you're in line to gale, stay in line!
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It's November 30, if you're in line to gale, stay in line!
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FINNISH INDIE DEVELOPERS: *the most depressing shit humanly imaginable. Every joke feels like a trick*
![american indie developer deciding on a setting: in a cozy mountain town surrounded by wholesome yokai, ghibli inspired cooperative sustainable cherry blossoms and you can pet the dog
french indie developer deciding on a setting: in a world where the gestalt misery of colonisation's victims has manifested into a sort of misery elemental, three church-like religious organisations hav[nine more paragraphs that leave you feeling like you know less than you knew before you started reading]
polish indie developer deciding on a setting: warsaw👍🇵🇱 it is very bad](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bd5w6iipngycpaldvydcslbd/bafkreifwfovv2nzqcjd2cygzz5a6xqmqrcjclghyc37haz5rwygbg2krsa@jpeg)
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
FINNISH INDIE DEVELOPERS: *the most depressing shit humanly imaginable. Every joke feels like a trick*
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Every Night
I Have The Same Dream
I Have The Same Dream
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Every Night
I Have The Same Dream
I Have The Same Dream
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there's the horrors but yknow, there's also the joy
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
there's the horrors but yknow, there's also the joy
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
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off to a good start
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
off to a good start
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On the eve of December 1st: "A Happy Christmas."
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
On the eve of December 1st: "A Happy Christmas."
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Remembering when my entire seventh grade Hebrew school class went to see Titanic for some reason?? And when Kate Winslet dropped her robe Ari Asher let out a loud strangled gasp in the silent theater and everyone laughed because, yes, that’s correct. Anyway he’s a famous horror auteur now
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Remembering when my entire seventh grade Hebrew school class went to see Titanic for some reason?? And when Kate Winslet dropped her robe Ari Asher let out a loud strangled gasp in the silent theater and everyone laughed because, yes, that’s correct. Anyway he’s a famous horror auteur now
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Ordinarily I'm not in favour of euthanasia but...
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ordinarily I'm not in favour of euthanasia but...
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I will drop a celebrity like a hot potato if they're transphobic.
No one is free unless we are all free. When you start to add caveats to who gets autonomy and freedom, we've already lost the battle.
No one is free unless we are all free. When you start to add caveats to who gets autonomy and freedom, we've already lost the battle.
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I will drop a celebrity like a hot potato if they're transphobic.
No one is free unless we are all free. When you start to add caveats to who gets autonomy and freedom, we've already lost the battle.
No one is free unless we are all free. When you start to add caveats to who gets autonomy and freedom, we've already lost the battle.
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my official diagnosis: his brain has fallen out of his ass.
Before you ask, yes apparently this is real. He must be taking comedy lessons and substances from Elon.
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
my official diagnosis: his brain has fallen out of his ass.
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Your Moment of Food Safety™: 4 days is the maximum length perishable leftovers should be stored in the refrigerator.
Time to clean out those Tupperware containers and/or old margarine tubs full of Thanksgiving whatnots.
Time to clean out those Tupperware containers and/or old margarine tubs full of Thanksgiving whatnots.
Friendly reminder that Thanksgiving leftovers are probably well past a safe harbor date, even if properly and promptly refrigerated.
Might be time to trash the mashed potatoes.
Might be time to trash the mashed potatoes.
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Your Moment of Food Safety™: 4 days is the maximum length perishable leftovers should be stored in the refrigerator.
Time to clean out those Tupperware containers and/or old margarine tubs full of Thanksgiving whatnots.
Time to clean out those Tupperware containers and/or old margarine tubs full of Thanksgiving whatnots.
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INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree
Shayne Coplan dropped out of college his freshman year. When COVID hit, he started building Polymarket, an online prediction market. cbsn.ws/4ooJSGk
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree
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just a quick holiday psa because it's almost december and i see people make this mistake in their festive art every year without fail
November 26, 2024 at 10:02 PM
just a quick holiday psa because it's almost december and i see people make this mistake in their festive art every year without fail
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UHHHHH, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT.
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
UHHHHH, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT.
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Me, due to my agonies
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Me, due to my agonies