Lur
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i wonder how many people in human history have gotten their banjo stuck in their fishnets
June 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i wonder how many people in human history have gotten their banjo stuck in their fishnets
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Do you need 44 pounds of uncut Parmesan? One could argue no. But for TEN DOLLARS AND FORTY CENTS YOU CAN NOT PASS IT UP. YOU’D STILL BE THINKING ABOUT IT ON YOUR DEATHBED HAD YOU NOT BOUGHT IT. MAKE CHICKEN PARM FOR 6 MONTHS STRAIGHT. BLESS YOUR NEIGHBORS. LIVE LIKE A KING.
March 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Do you need 44 pounds of uncut Parmesan? One could argue no. But for TEN DOLLARS AND FORTY CENTS YOU CAN NOT PASS IT UP. YOU’D STILL BE THINKING ABOUT IT ON YOUR DEATHBED HAD YOU NOT BOUGHT IT. MAKE CHICKEN PARM FOR 6 MONTHS STRAIGHT. BLESS YOUR NEIGHBORS. LIVE LIKE A KING.
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honestly just ban all social media, then destroy the power substations. light all the cars on fire. return to the woods. die of pneumonia. live the good life.
January 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
honestly just ban all social media, then destroy the power substations. light all the cars on fire. return to the woods. die of pneumonia. live the good life.
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Got an idea that will massively improve transit infrastructure
June 12, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Got an idea that will massively improve transit infrastructure
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Saying "you had a good life" and trying to close someone's eyes like a corpse when I'm tired of listening to them
June 13, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Saying "you had a good life" and trying to close someone's eyes like a corpse when I'm tired of listening to them
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a festival for women on the internet called Burning Mansplainers, fuck it send skeet
June 12, 2023 at 8:35 PM
a festival for women on the internet called Burning Mansplainers, fuck it send skeet
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Can confirm Gladis is an unusual whale.
May 25, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Can confirm Gladis is an unusual whale.