Lauren Woodring
@lwoodring.bsky.social
Likes: museums, books, Philadelphia Phillies, my cat, knitting, prospect development, whisky
Dislikes: bananas, humidity, horror movies
she/her
Dislikes: bananas, humidity, horror movies
she/her
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Schwarberfest lives on.
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Schwarberfest lives on.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"
I love sports and I love unions. ✊🏻⚾️🏈🏒🏀
Today is the Sports Equinox, one of the few times where many of America’s pro-sports play on the same day. We wish our MLBPA, NFLPA, MLSPA, and NHLPA union members the best during their games today. As you watch them play, remember that they’re union strong!
October 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I love sports and I love unions. ✊🏻⚾️🏈🏒🏀
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DID YOU KNOW - Bedlam At The Bank took place on this day, one million years ago
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
DID YOU KNOW - Bedlam At The Bank took place on this day, one million years ago
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I keep wondering if they even bothered to salvage furniture and art before doing the East Wing demo.
Especially if this was always supposed to be a bait-and-switch where they wanted to make it look like they weren't planning demolition on this scale until it was already done.
Especially if this was always supposed to be a bait-and-switch where they wanted to make it look like they weren't planning demolition on this scale until it was already done.
is it bad of me that i kinda hope the Barbara Bush portrait didn't escape?
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I keep wondering if they even bothered to salvage furniture and art before doing the East Wing demo.
Especially if this was always supposed to be a bait-and-switch where they wanted to make it look like they weren't planning demolition on this scale until it was already done.
Especially if this was always supposed to be a bait-and-switch where they wanted to make it look like they weren't planning demolition on this scale until it was already done.
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every time you remember it still happened
October 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
every time you remember it still happened
The Phillies have broken my heart. 💔
Franzke -“That is a tough way to lose any game, and especially difficult to lose the last one that way”
October 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Phillies have broken my heart. 💔
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Thanks, New Yorker
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thanks, New Yorker
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I think I liked the rebuilding teams more.
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I think I liked the rebuilding teams more.
Saturday night was fun, but even the super intense crowd couldn't help get it done.
Fingers crossed for a Phillies win tonight!
Fingers crossed for a Phillies win tonight!
October 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Saturday night was fun, but even the super intense crowd couldn't help get it done.
Fingers crossed for a Phillies win tonight!
Fingers crossed for a Phillies win tonight!
Why are the Yankees fans just sitting? It’s playoff baseball! Stand up!
The Phillies will win on fan energy alone.
The Phillies will win on fan energy alone.
September 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why are the Yankees fans just sitting? It’s playoff baseball! Stand up!
The Phillies will win on fan energy alone.
The Phillies will win on fan energy alone.
September 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
🧹🧹🧹🧹
Phillies. ❤️⚾️
Phillies. ❤️⚾️
September 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
🧹🧹🧹🧹
Phillies. ❤️⚾️
Phillies. ❤️⚾️
Philly is ready for Red October. ⚾️
September 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Philly is ready for Red October. ⚾️
I got my Phillies postseason tickets today. Is it October yet?
a phillies mascot is standing on the field
ALT: a phillies mascot is standing on the field
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September 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I got my Phillies postseason tickets today. Is it October yet?
I actually finished a craft. 🪡
September 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I actually finished a craft. 🪡
My mom wanted to be a baseball umpire when she was a kid.
This makes me so happy. ⚾️🥹
This makes me so happy. ⚾️🥹
Before the moment Jen Pawol made history as MLB's first female umpire in the regular season, the importance of the moment already was apparent.
Not just for Pawol but for baseball and so many of its fans.
"It gives me chills just even thinking about it."
Not just for Pawol but for baseball and so many of its fans.
"It gives me chills just even thinking about it."
August 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My mom wanted to be a baseball umpire when she was a kid.
This makes me so happy. ⚾️🥹
This makes me so happy. ⚾️🥹
Lighthouse from last weekend.
August 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Lighthouse from last weekend.
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Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
July 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
I suddenly forget how to occupy my time during the All Star Break.
a cartoon baseball with a sad face on it 's face
ALT: a cartoon baseball with a sad face on it 's face
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July 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I suddenly forget how to occupy my time during the All Star Break.
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When your group project is due tomorrow but not everyone has finished their part.
July 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
When your group project is due tomorrow but not everyone has finished their part.