I'd say 'have you considered taking up paint-making, your pans would dry so fast'... But I'd be afraid of the paint drying before you could get it into a friggin pan int first place!

I think we can have another little swear today. As a treat.

14. Crinkle-cut cuntpuffin

As in 'well, goodfuckingbye to that crinkle-cut cuntpuffin.'

These pans also look oddly satisfying. They're a mixture of homemade chalks (row 1) & ochres (last couple of rows), & mixed pigment colours drying for sets.

Also did 4 mini-mulls of vivianite on 1 plate, to test different binders. Got a couple of folks lined up to test them for me vs. a prev batch!

12. Fuckheads flying formation

Useful for when a clump of particularly twatulent shitbirds all decent at once to crap on your day.

13. Jizz-pigeon

Because you know what they say... Jizz-pigeons of a feather flock together.

Thanks mate! 😂 💖

Kitty says 'shit the bed!' when something incredibly surprising or unexpected happens, but I've never heard the added almighty! 😂

11. Shituation

As in: it's Monday, my stapler exploded, throwing stabby little staples all over the floor, & it's creating quite a shituation here.

With Alt Text, and a link to the fundraiser so people can report it to GoFundMe as violating their terms of service:
www.gofundme.com/f/ice-offuve...

10. Raison d'asshat

When some dickweasel person/company/etc seems to exist solely to be an asshat.

As in 'yeah they're always tryna make people use their annoying AI integrations, it's their entire raison d'asshat.'

Happy to help 😂

9. Holy shitting crapweasels!

Probably my favourite general purpose exclamation. Works for suprise, exasperation, etc.

Also some of us really need to look up Yarl's Wood, Harmondsworth, Brook House, etc.

If you don't think the UK has form on fucken awful detention centres... I have sad news for u.

Frankly some of this already kicked off here. We've been illegally deporting ppl since TM was home sec.

& we had a head start on transphobic bullshit.

(We already got section 28 #2. & I'm old enuf to remember the original, so don't gimme any crap about administrative diffs. The effect is the same)

Fascism comes for everyone who doesn't capitulate, & plenty of them that do.

Reform is just as likely to deport our neighbours, set up illegal detention camps, destroy our healthcare system, devastate public services, etc etc.

They're not just gonna trample people u don't like. Not how this works.

There’s a whole different conversation there about how surrogacy is handled in the U.K. but the important point here is that it’s incredibly rare to do paternity test before filling out a birth certificate so this judge is just being transphobic