Elle
@lyssnewt.bsky.social
they/them. queer, polyam, leftist, autistic. learning how to feel.
If you knew me in high school, no you didn’t.
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If you knew me in high school, no you didn’t.
I have tried to plan 2 events in the last 2 months. No one has come to either one. I’m so tired.
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I have tried to plan 2 events in the last 2 months. No one has come to either one. I’m so tired.
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If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
I wonder if I should be “concerned” about the random heart palpitations I’ve been having for the last 2 days. I’m sure it’s fine.
December 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I wonder if I should be “concerned” about the random heart palpitations I’ve been having for the last 2 days. I’m sure it’s fine.
I despise Aaron Rodgers.
It’s not exactly a “hot take,” but it’s important to me that the internet is aware.
It’s not exactly a “hot take,” but it’s important to me that the internet is aware.
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I despise Aaron Rodgers.
It’s not exactly a “hot take,” but it’s important to me that the internet is aware.
It’s not exactly a “hot take,” but it’s important to me that the internet is aware.
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It's literally been over a decade since Boswell has missed a 4th quarter kick in that situation
December 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It's literally been over a decade since Boswell has missed a 4th quarter kick in that situation
My bedroom is finally turning into a cozy place.
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My bedroom is finally turning into a cozy place.
Everything started going to hell right at this time last year and all i want to do is shut off my brain until 2026 but I have to work right up until Christmas and, as of today, probably through the entire free week off they give us every year.
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Everything started going to hell right at this time last year and all i want to do is shut off my brain until 2026 but I have to work right up until Christmas and, as of today, probably through the entire free week off they give us every year.
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the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
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A shooting at a university yesterday, waking up to one at a Hanukkah celebration in Australia today, and today also being the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Fuck guns and the people who don’t want to regulate them.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Fuck guns and the people who don’t want to regulate them.
December 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
A shooting at a university yesterday, waking up to one at a Hanukkah celebration in Australia today, and today also being the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Fuck guns and the people who don’t want to regulate them.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Fuck guns and the people who don’t want to regulate them.
My body is finally letting me feel the betrayal and confusion and deep, deep grief from the June Events and I frankly do not know how to get through this one.
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My body is finally letting me feel the betrayal and confusion and deep, deep grief from the June Events and I frankly do not know how to get through this one.
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Still savoring that Butker doink
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Still savoring that Butker doink
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cryptoeconomics as a concept is biphobic, fatphobic, and transphobic.
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
cryptoeconomics as a concept is biphobic, fatphobic, and transphobic.
Living for that casual jog into the end zone from Gibbs
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Living for that casual jog into the end zone from Gibbs
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jesus christ
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
jesus christ
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I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.
But we do need your time. ⏰
zohranfornyc.com/events
But we do need your time. ⏰
zohranfornyc.com/events
September 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.
But we do need your time. ⏰
zohranfornyc.com/events
But we do need your time. ⏰
zohranfornyc.com/events
I just want a body and brain that allow me to eat food. Surely that’s not a lot to ask, right?? It doesn’t even have to be good food! I’d even take one food over and over forever if I KNEW it wouldn’t make me gag!
March 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I just want a body and brain that allow me to eat food. Surely that’s not a lot to ask, right?? It doesn’t even have to be good food! I’d even take one food over and over forever if I KNEW it wouldn’t make me gag!
Self-growth and accountability are annoying because sometimes I just want to be messssssyyyy onliiiiiiineeee.
March 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Self-growth and accountability are annoying because sometimes I just want to be messssssyyyy onliiiiiiineeee.
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March 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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And we will still royally fuck this up.
A new type of vaccine based on mRNA technology is seen by many as a potential breakthrough in the fight against cancer.
We sat down with oncologist Lennard Lee to discuss why he hopes these vaccines will prove to be the “silver lining of the pandemic.”
We sat down with oncologist Lennard Lee to discuss why he hopes these vaccines will prove to be the “silver lining of the pandemic.”
Covid Vaccines Have Paved the Way for Cancer Vaccines
The mRNA technology behind coronavirus vaccines is now being used to create bespoke vaccines for cancer patients.
wrd.cm
March 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
And we will still royally fuck this up.
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March 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Does Bluesky have an option to turn off others’ reposts in your feed or have a locked profile yet? I just want Secret Twitter™️ back! I need my Emotional Support Ten or Fewer Internet Journal Besties.
March 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Does Bluesky have an option to turn off others’ reposts in your feed or have a locked profile yet? I just want Secret Twitter™️ back! I need my Emotional Support Ten or Fewer Internet Journal Besties.
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Me: maybe I can set aside that petty grievance
Also me:
Also me:
February 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Me: maybe I can set aside that petty grievance
Also me:
Also me:
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how HOW did we have TWO (2) commercials with flying facial hair…. that’s BONKERS. that’s legitimately wilder than anything that’s happened during this game.
February 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
how HOW did we have TWO (2) commercials with flying facial hair…. that’s BONKERS. that’s legitimately wilder than anything that’s happened during this game.