Lynn Diane Kopp
@lyttydittykomittee.bsky.social
Chat, where should I flee the country to?
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In reference to me being trans:
“Not against it, but not brave enough to bring you around the friends.”
-match on a dating app.
Is it so much to ask to find one person in this area who wants to pursue me romantically at all? Am I doomed to matching once in a blue moon just to be a dirty pleasure?
“Not against it, but not brave enough to bring you around the friends.”
-match on a dating app.
Is it so much to ask to find one person in this area who wants to pursue me romantically at all? Am I doomed to matching once in a blue moon just to be a dirty pleasure?
May 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
In reference to me being trans:
“Not against it, but not brave enough to bring you around the friends.”
-match on a dating app.
Is it so much to ask to find one person in this area who wants to pursue me romantically at all? Am I doomed to matching once in a blue moon just to be a dirty pleasure?
“Not against it, but not brave enough to bring you around the friends.”
-match on a dating app.
Is it so much to ask to find one person in this area who wants to pursue me romantically at all? Am I doomed to matching once in a blue moon just to be a dirty pleasure?
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Imagine being so useless as a legislator that you center your entire career and personality around where people are shitting.
May 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Imagine being so useless as a legislator that you center your entire career and personality around where people are shitting.
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Sometimes I forget how much I love a song until I hear it.
March 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Sometimes I forget how much I love a song until I hear it.
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Reading updates on this story about the group-chat military strikes in Yemen, and remembering that I have to use two-factor authentication to order a burrito.
March 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Reading updates on this story about the group-chat military strikes in Yemen, and remembering that I have to use two-factor authentication to order a burrito.
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truly no one could have foreseen that an alcoholic fox news anchor would have been a security problem in the white house
March 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
truly no one could have foreseen that an alcoholic fox news anchor would have been a security problem in the white house
Tell me again what a danger trans people are to children while I read about what your president thinks of them
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Tell me again what a danger trans people are to children while I read about what your president thinks of them
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At least one of those guys has a password that’s the name of his dog.
March 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
At least one of those guys has a password that’s the name of his dog.
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Pete Hegseth is like if Rudy Giuliani was an alcoholic.
March 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Pete Hegseth is like if Rudy Giuliani was an alcoholic.
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Pete Hegseth just texted me: the fuck is up bro??? Ready to invade Mars lol but for real tuesday it’s goin down. bout 2b lit.
sorry. wrong number. bout 2b lit tho 4real
sorry. wrong number. bout 2b lit tho 4real
March 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Pete Hegseth just texted me: the fuck is up bro??? Ready to invade Mars lol but for real tuesday it’s goin down. bout 2b lit.
sorry. wrong number. bout 2b lit tho 4real
sorry. wrong number. bout 2b lit tho 4real
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In fairness to Pete Hegseth nobody asked him *specifically* at his confirmation hearings if he would get drunk and text the editor in chief of the Atlantic his war plans.
We find ourselves in a real “gotcha” moment!
We find ourselves in a real “gotcha” moment!
March 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
In fairness to Pete Hegseth nobody asked him *specifically* at his confirmation hearings if he would get drunk and text the editor in chief of the Atlantic his war plans.
We find ourselves in a real “gotcha” moment!
We find ourselves in a real “gotcha” moment!
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hey sorry didn't see your war plans i had my phone on do not disturb. btw did u see that sexy waluigi meme?
March 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
hey sorry didn't see your war plans i had my phone on do not disturb. btw did u see that sexy waluigi meme?
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commiseration to China's MSS which I'd bet is seeing even more dick pics than usual
March 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
commiseration to China's MSS which I'd bet is seeing even more dick pics than usual
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Why oh why didn’t they just stick to using signal for sending nudes to internet strangers like normal people?
March 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Why oh why didn’t they just stick to using signal for sending nudes to internet strangers like normal people?
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Oh no. I just accidentally sent a photo of my ass to the top secret secure government group chat and now they want me to come to D.C. to discuss foreign affairs.
March 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh no. I just accidentally sent a photo of my ass to the top secret secure government group chat and now they want me to come to D.C. to discuss foreign affairs.
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almost had a heart attack reading the headlines today, thought there'd been a leak in my "Droppin' Bombs" group chat where me and my buddies trade photos of our big big shits
March 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
almost had a heart attack reading the headlines today, thought there'd been a leak in my "Droppin' Bombs" group chat where me and my buddies trade photos of our big big shits
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the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
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Nothing feels worse than finding out everyone else in the group chat made a new group chat without you because they’re planning a war you aren’t invited to
March 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Nothing feels worse than finding out everyone else in the group chat made a new group chat without you because they’re planning a war you aren’t invited to
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Owners of Tesla Cyberchunk, a hunk of metal with no moving parts, report significant maintenance issues, explosions
December 21, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Owners of Tesla Cyberchunk, a hunk of metal with no moving parts, report significant maintenance issues, explosions
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When will they add Fortnite to Fortnite
December 20, 2024 at 4:28 PM
When will they add Fortnite to Fortnite
I dreamt I attended a school called “Bees University.” The nickname was the honeybees, not the logo was a Yellowjacket, not an actual bee. Students were largely prohibited from activities of leisure. Nobody would tell me where my dorm room was
December 17, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I dreamt I attended a school called “Bees University.” The nickname was the honeybees, not the logo was a Yellowjacket, not an actual bee. Students were largely prohibited from activities of leisure. Nobody would tell me where my dorm room was
I’m getting a lot of ads for “please don’t do coke in the bathroom” signs for some reason. Just setting a ground rule now that if I allow you into my home, you should feel free to do any drug in any room you like.
December 17, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I’m getting a lot of ads for “please don’t do coke in the bathroom” signs for some reason. Just setting a ground rule now that if I allow you into my home, you should feel free to do any drug in any room you like.