Mary
@mabelsfa.bsky.social
I love movies, cats and The Simpsons.
1001movienights.com
1001movienights.com
When @spacecitywx.bsky.social tells you to take care of sensitive pets
December 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When @spacecitywx.bsky.social tells you to take care of sensitive pets
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
My favorite episode of the year! It’s like letting the animaniacs out of the tower for one night only
Ep 734 - Kidnapped by the Krampus.
Happy Hornydays to all and to all a good night.
Happy Hornydays to all and to all a good night.
Ep 734 - Kidnapped by the Krampus, by Emily Shore — Overdue
Happy Hornydays everyone! This extremely explicit dark holiday romantasy is sure to land someone on the naughty list. Please note that this story about Twyla and her adventure into the world of Krampu...
overduepodcast.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My favorite episode of the year! It’s like letting the animaniacs out of the tower for one night only
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
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solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
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The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)
Our nightly Simpsons routine
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Our nightly Simpsons routine
I just watched a 4 hour video about Disney Animatronics and how vital real people will always be. And then they go and do this.
This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I just watched a 4 hour video about Disney Animatronics and how vital real people will always be. And then they go and do this.
No one asked but here are 5 shows I truly enjoyed this year:
1. Severance
2. Pluribus
3. Ha ha you Clowns/Smiling Friends (you have to watch them together)
4. The American Revolution by Ken Burns
5. The Pitt
1. Severance
2. Pluribus
3. Ha ha you Clowns/Smiling Friends (you have to watch them together)
4. The American Revolution by Ken Burns
5. The Pitt
December 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
No one asked but here are 5 shows I truly enjoyed this year:
1. Severance
2. Pluribus
3. Ha ha you Clowns/Smiling Friends (you have to watch them together)
4. The American Revolution by Ken Burns
5. The Pitt
1. Severance
2. Pluribus
3. Ha ha you Clowns/Smiling Friends (you have to watch them together)
4. The American Revolution by Ken Burns
5. The Pitt
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard.
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
August 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard.
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
2005 me is freaking out right now
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
2005 me is freaking out right now
Woke up to the SWAT team yelling orders next door. Just a normal Houston morning
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Woke up to the SWAT team yelling orders next door. Just a normal Houston morning
Hamilton hates the cold
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hamilton hates the cold
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Houston trifecta today: Cactus Music, Star Pizza and Brazos Bookstore
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Houston trifecta today: Cactus Music, Star Pizza and Brazos Bookstore
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
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The Texas THC industry being saved from destruction after Greg Abbott vetoed the bill outlawing THC only to then be faced with a nationwide hemp ban imposed by a government shutdown deal is insane
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The Texas THC industry being saved from destruction after Greg Abbott vetoed the bill outlawing THC only to then be faced with a nationwide hemp ban imposed by a government shutdown deal is insane
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!