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Septum Piercing Saturday, is that a thing
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Food was banging. Turkey came out perfect. (This was in the early afternoon) took the fattest nap lol
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Food was banging. Turkey came out perfect. (This was in the early afternoon) took the fattest nap lol
"Whoever said 'work smarter, not harder, didn't realize you could do both'" - a moron
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"Whoever said 'work smarter, not harder, didn't realize you could do both'" - a moron
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the traditional cranberry onahole
November 28, 2024 at 10:10 PM
the traditional cranberry onahole
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This fine Thanksgiving. We are stuffing Rean Schwarzer like a turkey
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This fine Thanksgiving. We are stuffing Rean Schwarzer like a turkey
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what did they mean by this
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
what did they mean by this
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trans people, especially kids, are a existential threat to the foundation of conservatism because they inherently require allowing your propert, er sorry kids, a degree of autonomy to transition. they’re a threat to them the same way no fault divorce was and is
The universal descent into utter bugfuckery by all these “gender critical” or whatever types seems like there’s something else there and they’re all grasping onto trans shit as a way to do something other than mere out-group hatred, you know?
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
trans people, especially kids, are a existential threat to the foundation of conservatism because they inherently require allowing your propert, er sorry kids, a degree of autonomy to transition. they’re a threat to them the same way no fault divorce was and is
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libs are all "we have to vote for democrats in the midterms to stop the fascism" while democrats are eulogizing the fucking gestapo
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
libs are all "we have to vote for democrats in the midterms to stop the fascism" while democrats are eulogizing the fucking gestapo
Imagine getting sent to oblivion by a spook because you didn't have the moral courage to disobey the orders of a fascist. Tail eats itself.
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Imagine getting sent to oblivion by a spook because you didn't have the moral courage to disobey the orders of a fascist. Tail eats itself.
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The one eyed tom cat that roams the hood here came into the yard and visited. He got some turkey. He never will come inside. Thank you for the visit Mr tomcat! He's a tough guy but a sweet heart. Lets you pet him if you are cool.
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The one eyed tom cat that roams the hood here came into the yard and visited. He got some turkey. He never will come inside. Thank you for the visit Mr tomcat! He's a tough guy but a sweet heart. Lets you pet him if you are cool.
If I wanted to pay 9 dollars to destroy something I'd just go to the chicken shake and get a dinner box
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November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If I wanted to pay 9 dollars to destroy something I'd just go to the chicken shake and get a dinner box
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If someone you know buys their kid a cybertruck police car you should call child protective services on them
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November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If someone you know buys their kid a cybertruck police car you should call child protective services on them
Belgian and GenX, couldn't be me lol
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Belgian and GenX, couldn't be me lol
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beans-on-toast guy mad at deliciousness
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
beans-on-toast guy mad at deliciousness
I hate the kinds of people who responded/qrt'd to the tweet about Elaine Miles being detained by ICE. "Of course ICE doesn't watch Northern Exposure, one of the best shows" THE FUCK DOES THAT MATTER SHE DESERVES HER DIGNITY EVEN IF SHE WAS OUT HERE DANCING ON THE CORNER FOR MONEY
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I hate the kinds of people who responded/qrt'd to the tweet about Elaine Miles being detained by ICE. "Of course ICE doesn't watch Northern Exposure, one of the best shows" THE FUCK DOES THAT MATTER SHE DESERVES HER DIGNITY EVEN IF SHE WAS OUT HERE DANCING ON THE CORNER FOR MONEY
Yeah, you can recite pi to however many digits, that's cute. How many of the area codes, in order, can you recite from Ludacris's magnum opus of the same name?
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Yeah, you can recite pi to however many digits, that's cute. How many of the area codes, in order, can you recite from Ludacris's magnum opus of the same name?
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Say the line!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Say the line!!
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In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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PLEASE SHUT YOUR MOUTH
HOW CAN YOU SAY
THAT I ROLL MY BLUNTS THE WRONG WAY
I AM SOBER AND I NEED TO DO DRUGS
JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES
HOW CAN YOU SAY
THAT I ROLL MY BLUNTS THE WRONG WAY
I AM SOBER AND I NEED TO DO DRUGS
JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES
June 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
PLEASE SHUT YOUR MOUTH
HOW CAN YOU SAY
THAT I ROLL MY BLUNTS THE WRONG WAY
I AM SOBER AND I NEED TO DO DRUGS
JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES
HOW CAN YOU SAY
THAT I ROLL MY BLUNTS THE WRONG WAY
I AM SOBER AND I NEED TO DO DRUGS
JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37