Sarvets
@sarvets.bsky.social
I play video games and pinball at
Twitch.tv/sarvets
see ya there!
Twitch.tv/sarvets
see ya there!
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What if you
wanted to press buttons at round start
but Jacky said:
eye poke :)
wanted to press buttons at round start
but Jacky said:
eye poke :)
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
What if you
wanted to press buttons at round start
but Jacky said:
eye poke :)
wanted to press buttons at round start
but Jacky said:
eye poke :)
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I have always been terrified and mesmerised by Udo Kier. 🧛♀️
Once, in a gay bar in Palm Springs, I turned around and he was just standing there, holding a drink. I checked in the bar mirror to see if he had a reflection. He saw me checking and smiled. It was perfect.
Once, in a gay bar in Palm Springs, I turned around and he was just standing there, holding a drink. I checked in the bar mirror to see if he had a reflection. He saw me checking and smiled. It was perfect.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I have always been terrified and mesmerised by Udo Kier. 🧛♀️
Once, in a gay bar in Palm Springs, I turned around and he was just standing there, holding a drink. I checked in the bar mirror to see if he had a reflection. He saw me checking and smiled. It was perfect.
Once, in a gay bar in Palm Springs, I turned around and he was just standing there, holding a drink. I checked in the bar mirror to see if he had a reflection. He saw me checking and smiled. It was perfect.
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very overdue OM champion art features @gastlyy.bsky.social, the hero of atlanta
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
very overdue OM champion art features @gastlyy.bsky.social, the hero of atlanta
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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I'm getting targeted ads for YRC
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm getting targeted ads for YRC
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video stolen from here x.com/thousand_gra...
most basic enemies have less health & the whole thing seems like a total botch job. Some systems (Switch?) have lots of bugged music too
Strangely the few YT reviews I looked at today say it's amazing & just like the OG, which is clearly a load of piss🤔
most basic enemies have less health & the whole thing seems like a total botch job. Some systems (Switch?) have lots of bugged music too
Strangely the few YT reviews I looked at today say it's amazing & just like the OG, which is clearly a load of piss🤔
x.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
video stolen from here x.com/thousand_gra...
most basic enemies have less health & the whole thing seems like a total botch job. Some systems (Switch?) have lots of bugged music too
Strangely the few YT reviews I looked at today say it's amazing & just like the OG, which is clearly a load of piss🤔
most basic enemies have less health & the whole thing seems like a total botch job. Some systems (Switch?) have lots of bugged music too
Strangely the few YT reviews I looked at today say it's amazing & just like the OG, which is clearly a load of piss🤔
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Here's the in game finale to R-Type Delta which is running so fast the buildings no longer sink, all particles are missing & the music hard cuts as it's all been scrolled off-screen. The whole game's like this, so the music sync'ing to the action in st.3, lol no etc
Also missing enemies, bugs etc
Also missing enemies, bugs etc
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Here's the in game finale to R-Type Delta which is running so fast the buildings no longer sink, all particles are missing & the music hard cuts as it's all been scrolled off-screen. The whole game's like this, so the music sync'ing to the action in st.3, lol no etc
Also missing enemies, bugs etc
Also missing enemies, bugs etc
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Listen, 90% of the time, light attacks will get the job done. Nothing wrong with them at all. But the precise moment my foe is stunned or otherwise indisposed, you KNOW I’m calling up my old friend, the heavy attack
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Listen, 90% of the time, light attacks will get the job done. Nothing wrong with them at all. But the precise moment my foe is stunned or otherwise indisposed, you KNOW I’m calling up my old friend, the heavy attack
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its amusing how often i see an artist/creator ramble about a perceived lack of interaction (reposts etc) on their work, only to click their profile and see it completely devoid of interaction with anything but their own art
you gotta be part of the change you wish to see
you gotta be part of the change you wish to see
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
its amusing how often i see an artist/creator ramble about a perceived lack of interaction (reposts etc) on their work, only to click their profile and see it completely devoid of interaction with anything but their own art
you gotta be part of the change you wish to see
you gotta be part of the change you wish to see
My young coworker asked me to cook something for them. I told them to ask me later bc I was doing prep for the night. He looks at me and says
"You are locked in"
The way he said it make me realize alot of kids use these terms stone cold and not so much as joke
"You are locked in"
The way he said it make me realize alot of kids use these terms stone cold and not so much as joke
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My young coworker asked me to cook something for them. I told them to ask me later bc I was doing prep for the night. He looks at me and says
"You are locked in"
The way he said it make me realize alot of kids use these terms stone cold and not so much as joke
"You are locked in"
The way he said it make me realize alot of kids use these terms stone cold and not so much as joke
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MUSIC HAPPΞNING: Happy 63rd birthday to Black American session musician and longtime David Bowie band member Gail Ann Dorsey (November 20, 1962)
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
MUSIC HAPPΞNING: Happy 63rd birthday to Black American session musician and longtime David Bowie band member Gail Ann Dorsey (November 20, 1962)
"Oh don't worry about my ex.
She's pretty chill" 🤣
She's pretty chill" 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"Oh don't worry about my ex.
She's pretty chill" 🤣
She's pretty chill" 🤣
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Bringing this one from the other website
Homie moving like a Treasure Co. Ltd boss from 1993
Homie moving like a Treasure Co. Ltd boss from 1993
December 15, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Bringing this one from the other website
Homie moving like a Treasure Co. Ltd boss from 1993
Homie moving like a Treasure Co. Ltd boss from 1993
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Intuit is integrating ChatGPT into their TurboTax, QuickBooks, Credit Karma, & Mailchimp services, & vice versa. Which is to say, I think a SHIT TON of people are about to get audited.
They also claiming no bleedover btwn your financial data & ChatGPT, which… okayy… 😬
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/18/i...
They also claiming no bleedover btwn your financial data & ChatGPT, which… okayy… 😬
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/18/i...
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Intuit is integrating ChatGPT into their TurboTax, QuickBooks, Credit Karma, & Mailchimp services, & vice versa. Which is to say, I think a SHIT TON of people are about to get audited.
They also claiming no bleedover btwn your financial data & ChatGPT, which… okayy… 😬
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/18/i...
They also claiming no bleedover btwn your financial data & ChatGPT, which… okayy… 😬
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/18/i...
Just getting started but i REALLY like what im seeing! i can tell the routing is gonna be very addictive. great visual tribute to RSG and has its own gameplay going on to stay distinct by alot in a great way. easy scoop for 13 bucks grab that shit. ❤️🔥 thanks @polygonbird.games great job!
Our debut title, sword action shooting game BIRDCAGE, is out now! Shoot, slash and weave through bullets and enemies in this challenging, story-driven arcade shooter!🕊️🥚
store.steampowered.com/app/2158550/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2158550/...
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Just getting started but i REALLY like what im seeing! i can tell the routing is gonna be very addictive. great visual tribute to RSG and has its own gameplay going on to stay distinct by alot in a great way. easy scoop for 13 bucks grab that shit. ❤️🔥 thanks @polygonbird.games great job!
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Our debut title, sword action shooting game BIRDCAGE, is out now! Shoot, slash and weave through bullets and enemies in this challenging, story-driven arcade shooter!🕊️🥚
store.steampowered.com/app/2158550/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2158550/...
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Our debut title, sword action shooting game BIRDCAGE, is out now! Shoot, slash and weave through bullets and enemies in this challenging, story-driven arcade shooter!🕊️🥚
store.steampowered.com/app/2158550/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2158550/...
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ez, Whitney Houston
name six billion women
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
ez, Whitney Houston
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I am very open about the fact that I was a degenerate gambler during college and the poker boom and even I would not touch sports betting with a 30ft pole.
This shit should be outlawed in every facet. Sports betting literally does nothing but ruin lives.
This shit should be outlawed in every facet. Sports betting literally does nothing but ruin lives.
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I am very open about the fact that I was a degenerate gambler during college and the poker boom and even I would not touch sports betting with a 30ft pole.
This shit should be outlawed in every facet. Sports betting literally does nothing but ruin lives.
This shit should be outlawed in every facet. Sports betting literally does nothing but ruin lives.