Hoeratio Hornyblower
@chestaheadinc.bsky.social
34. CEO of CHEST AHEAD INC Tiddy and ass is our job.
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Maybe I should suffer through 13-2.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Maybe I should suffer through 13-2.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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The Muppets could have written “A Christmas Carol” but Charles Dickens could have never written “cheeses for us meeces” or “this is old Mr Fozziewig’s Old Rubber Chicken Emporium”
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The Muppets could have written “A Christmas Carol” but Charles Dickens could have never written “cheeses for us meeces” or “this is old Mr Fozziewig’s Old Rubber Chicken Emporium”
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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Where's all the furries that are into sea creatures? You gotta get in on this.
ever since i was a little boy i knew that when i grew up i wanted to be a cultivated, feminized eel.
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Where's all the furries that are into sea creatures? You gotta get in on this.
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*Alex Jones voice* THEY’RE FORCE FEMMING THE EELS!!!!!
ever since i was a little boy i knew that when i grew up i wanted to be a cultivated, feminized eel.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
*Alex Jones voice* THEY’RE FORCE FEMMING THE EELS!!!!!
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Homer Simpson With His Whole Fucking Pussy Out is now available in the Fortnite shop
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Homer Simpson With His Whole Fucking Pussy Out is now available in the Fortnite shop
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This should be a new fairy tale
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This should be a new fairy tale
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ever since i was a little boy i knew that when i grew up i wanted to be a cultivated, feminized eel.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
ever since i was a little boy i knew that when i grew up i wanted to be a cultivated, feminized eel.
Pre thanksgiving chess was two peeps playing far better then 800 rating and being pretty even till the very end when i turned my 1 pawn advantage into allowing them a clean path to promote. GG's!
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Pre thanksgiving chess was two peeps playing far better then 800 rating and being pretty even till the very end when i turned my 1 pawn advantage into allowing them a clean path to promote. GG's!
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Butch Ami and Mako, better late than never!
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Butch Ami and Mako, better late than never!
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Fern's advantages
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fern's advantages
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We started talking about Code Vein and then started losing our shit about the unevenly long White Castle area that's like four times longer than any other zone.
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
We started talking about Code Vein and then started losing our shit about the unevenly long White Castle area that's like four times longer than any other zone.
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
twitter this last week
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gay guys on apps when they realize you didn't laugh at their corny race-fetishizing joke
a cartoon character says im going ghost while holding a glowing ring
ALT: a cartoon character says im going ghost while holding a glowing ring
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
gay guys on apps when they realize you didn't laugh at their corny race-fetishizing joke
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Panjapa Chumyam
IG: smile.panjapa
IG: smile.panjapa
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Panjapa Chumyam
IG: smile.panjapa
IG: smile.panjapa
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Skyley Hanna
IG: skyy.hanna
IG: skyy.hanna
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Skyley Hanna
IG: skyy.hanna
IG: skyy.hanna
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Also I'd just like to add that, while other sites have undergone hypercapitalist enshittification over the years, reddit has been garbage by design from the start, uniquely enabled to signal boost popular misinformation in a way that has been categorically harmful to the internet since its inception
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Also I'd just like to add that, while other sites have undergone hypercapitalist enshittification over the years, reddit has been garbage by design from the start, uniquely enabled to signal boost popular misinformation in a way that has been categorically harmful to the internet since its inception
last Reskeet saying hell no at the end is so fucking good. God it makes me laugh every time.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
last Reskeet saying hell no at the end is so fucking good. God it makes me laugh every time.
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