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Hoeratio Hornyblower
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34. CEO of CHEST AHEAD INC Tiddy and ass is our job.
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Living to witness the global disinvestment from human creativity by the capitalist class has been an absolutely depressing sight to behold.

Especially as someone who places art (yes, general 'art') among humanity's most divine aptitudes.
January 22, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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thighs? on a thursday? what a concept
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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cw: mechsplo, blood, mindbreak

so this was done for quite some time now and i can finally introduce another handler, Rose!! <3

give her a warm welcome! rhhrrrr chffchf
:)

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January 22, 2026 at 6:12 PM
GOD DAMN! SHE IS HER!
January 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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I can't believe it's been 2 weeks since mag...

I miss her 😭

#blackcosplay #blackgirlmagic #hoyoverse #GenshinImpact #Mavuika #AThousandBlazingSuns #MAGfest2026
January 20, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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So I just found out that someone made a claymore into a plush toy. It is a cute little thing
January 21, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Isn't this a telling aspiration? To want robots to look after your kids, so you can do stuff, rather than robots to do stuff, so you can spend time with your kids?

The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.
January 22, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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My stepfather has suffered with the effects of polio his entire life. Recently I saw an iron lung in person and I'd be a liar if i said I didn't get emotional. These people are dangerously stupid, if not outright evil.
January 22, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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I've been convinced for some time that this is where fae myths came from. Humans have been eating these things since before we were humans.
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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I COSPLAYED 56 OUTFITS LAST YEAR!
I COSPLAYED MORE CHARACTERS THAN THERE WERE WEEKS!
I'M SO STUPID!
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!
DO LESS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
January 22, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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俺ボ2_141 メイド4
俺はボインちゃんが大好きでな
January 22, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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So on Greenland Trump gets a status quo outcome but tanks our credibility in Europe while in Venezuela Trump gets a status quo outcome but tanks our credibility in Latin America
January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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2 weeks ago, police in your hometown turned a woman into ICE and helped traffic her and her 5 year old US citizen daughter to Honduras without telling their family, you old bitch
Violence only helps Trump & may provide him an excuse to further trample our rights by invoking the Insurrection Act.
January 22, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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hello Mr Vice President this is your economist speaking I am advising you to keep using this metaphor
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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I have been told that this undercover ICE agent tried to get observers to scan a QR code “for his website”. The QR code did not resolve to a link.

DO NOT SCAN UNKNOWN QR CODES FROM STRANGERS.

This is a massive security risk! Bad things can happen to you if you do it!

Stay frosty, friends.
Every day some story breaks me some. Today it’s the guy who approached parents at a school patrol, told them he was with Indivisible, and asked about how the patrol system works. The parents gave vague answers, followed him back to his car — and of course it was ICE.
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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Every day some story breaks me some. Today it’s the guy who approached parents at a school patrol, told them he was with Indivisible, and asked about how the patrol system works. The parents gave vague answers, followed him back to his car — and of course it was ICE.
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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absolutely insane to see Musk feted at Davos as the icon of a boldly "optimistic" future in 2026, as if he hadn't just spent the last year buying elections for fascists, making Nazi salutes, condemning millions in Africa to death, and building "Mechahitler," and a nonconsensual porn/CSAM generator
January 22, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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I haven’t shared some final photos of my Hinako cosplay yet. My brand is the best part of this whole cosplay IMO.

Still can’t thank my best friend @cheesecakepanda.bsky.social for helping apply the prosthetic I made.

Photos are from @arcosphoto.bsky.social who understood what I was dreaming of.
January 22, 2026 at 6:38 PM
This guy is suppose to be one of the brightest minds of the right btw.
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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This is something Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would say if you elected him vice president for some reason
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM