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they needed a stealth soldier so i put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at benihana & burned my fuckin finger prints off

they WILL NOT find me
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Zohran Mamdani on the results of the Democratic mayoral primary in New York:
“The reason why Toad can’t jump in Captain Toad Treasure Tracker is because he’s wearing a backpack.”
June 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
why doesn't the rest of the circus simply kill jax with hatchets & whatnot?
June 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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What if Mario Kart World finally brings back my boy Toadsworth?

#art
April 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Newly Released JFK Assassination Files Confirm Long-Standing Theory That Kennedy Was, In Fact, Shot
March 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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some account named "StingyFromLazyTown" just forked my personal site's github repo and made a single commit that added a license file containing this???????
March 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Okay ill draw new hex maniac-
March 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king
March 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Asphalt my beloved
January 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
January 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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Fearless
November 15, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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oh look it's the susie from my pfp
December 20, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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Can someone just kill this piece of shit goblin already
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
and i find it kinda stewie
i find it kinda meg
the dreams in which i'm brian are the best i've ever had
December 13, 2024 at 7:15 PM
who could ever hate me. im so cool.
December 2, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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!!!!!!
November 6, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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iogwoiejgeorj
November 7, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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would u hire the ethan moving company....
November 9, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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Love this gremlin, tried to embrace a Y2K aesthetic for her background
November 10, 2024 at 12:48 AM
every party is genocidal dipshit it came free with your fucking colonialism
November 8, 2024 at 9:11 AM
john hinckley do it again
November 8, 2024 at 5:47 AM