Melanie Skipp
@madmadammelzy.bsky.social
Feral pagan
D&D and TTRPG enthusiast
Fun-fact aficionado
Pansexual hobbit
D&D and TTRPG enthusiast
Fun-fact aficionado
Pansexual hobbit
Alright, I chopped off my hair and I’m dyeing it tomorrow. I need a new career and a fucking tattoo or I’m gonna lose my shit. Anyone wanna hire me to be adorable and play D&D?
March 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Alright, I chopped off my hair and I’m dyeing it tomorrow. I need a new career and a fucking tattoo or I’m gonna lose my shit. Anyone wanna hire me to be adorable and play D&D?
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Chuck Schumer pisses pants, gestures around the room as if to say ‘it feels good, actually,’ paving the way for everyone to just start rippin’ piss right in their pants
UPDATE: Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-NY, said he plans to vote for a Republican bill to fund the government through September, paving the way for other Democrats to join him.
Senate Democrats signal plans to advance GOP bill to avoid a government shutdown
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-NY, said he plans to vote for a Republican bill to fund the government through September, paving the way for other Democrats to join him.
www.npr.org
March 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Chuck Schumer pisses pants, gestures around the room as if to say ‘it feels good, actually,’ paving the way for everyone to just start rippin’ piss right in their pants
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It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too.
Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.
Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.
Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
January 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too.
Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.
Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.
Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
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I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry
January 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry
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I don’t know if this will help anyone but Sauron came back a a LOT of times before he was finally defeated
January 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I don’t know if this will help anyone but Sauron came back a a LOT of times before he was finally defeated
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
(1/3)
January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
(1/3)
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
(1/3)
Had to get my nails redone and went a whole other direction. Hell yeah Bureau of Balance! #themcelroyfamily #tazbalance #theadventurezone #thezonecast
January 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Had to get my nails redone and went a whole other direction. Hell yeah Bureau of Balance! #themcelroyfamily #tazbalance #theadventurezone #thezonecast
Them’s some good games
Y'all remember the Wolfenstein games? No reason, just curious.
January 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Them’s some good games
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Yeah, I like to move it. If by “move it” you mean moving the bug I found in the middle of the path to a safer spot on the side of the path.
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Yeah, I like to move it. If by “move it” you mean moving the bug I found in the middle of the path to a safer spot on the side of the path.
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DELETE IT and pass it on !!
January 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
DELETE IT and pass it on !!
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We all know what we saw.
January 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
We all know what we saw.
Only 2 genders huh? Fine. My gender is “eat the rich”. I will respect all pronouns but if we could collectively just abandon all notion of it that would be great. My conservative mother in law? It. Them. They are person-in-law. Human-in-law. Fuck trump. I’m seething right now.
January 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Only 2 genders huh? Fine. My gender is “eat the rich”. I will respect all pronouns but if we could collectively just abandon all notion of it that would be great. My conservative mother in law? It. Them. They are person-in-law. Human-in-law. Fuck trump. I’m seething right now.
January 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I just received this from TikTok Business
January 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I just received this from TikTok Business
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Cicadas have a special organ called a tymbal which is a thin membrane with a thin set of ribs. When they flex the membrane the ribs click together! They can do it 400 times per second. That’s the sound you’re hearing! THEIR RIBS!
Wait tell ME that.
January 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Cicadas have a special organ called a tymbal which is a thin membrane with a thin set of ribs. When they flex the membrane the ribs click together! They can do it 400 times per second. That’s the sound you’re hearing! THEIR RIBS!
Anytime I try to say something clever on these apps it has failed miserably. I’m quite clever with my mouth… less so with my fingers it seems. I’ll just post my dumb art instead and hope to figure out how to write again. (Embarrassing for the daughter of a novelist) #art #yokai #hyakume
January 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Making animated movies into live action: tiresome, unnecessary, lame
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
Re-making every classic film into a muppet movie with a single human actor: sophisticated, erudite, revolutionary
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ME READING ANY LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR STORY: if I were one of these villagers I would simply not give my soul to the elder gods. lol dumbasses you deserve it
ME RACING TO COMPLETE MY DAILY DUOLINGO BEFORE MIDNIGHT: if i do not pacify the owl by midnight it will turn on my friends and family
ME RACING TO COMPLETE MY DAILY DUOLINGO BEFORE MIDNIGHT: if i do not pacify the owl by midnight it will turn on my friends and family
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ME READING ANY LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR STORY: if I were one of these villagers I would simply not give my soul to the elder gods. lol dumbasses you deserve it
ME RACING TO COMPLETE MY DAILY DUOLINGO BEFORE MIDNIGHT: if i do not pacify the owl by midnight it will turn on my friends and family
ME RACING TO COMPLETE MY DAILY DUOLINGO BEFORE MIDNIGHT: if i do not pacify the owl by midnight it will turn on my friends and family
So I’m avoiding all meta apps cause… fuck that guy. Without TikTok or all the others…. My brain is doing a wild reconfiguration. It’s gonna be a couple of days before it truly understands what to do with all this spare time. I wish us all luck in this journey.
January 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
So I’m avoiding all meta apps cause… fuck that guy. Without TikTok or all the others…. My brain is doing a wild reconfiguration. It’s gonna be a couple of days before it truly understands what to do with all this spare time. I wish us all luck in this journey.
Welp… that happened. Fuck. What do I do now?
January 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Welp… that happened. Fuck. What do I do now?
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January 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Treated myself to getting my nails did for my birthday. Huzzah! I so rarely do a girly thing.
January 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Treated myself to getting my nails did for my birthday. Huzzah! I so rarely do a girly thing.