fall back, spring forward. now slide to the left, now slide to the right

HIMYM is such a good show but ted sucks so bad

listening to my 2024 top songs playlist like “omg I love this song!!!” at the start of each song

Every morning is a countdown to when it’s early enough to eat a bowl of pasta

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.

I’m not posting thirst traps for men I’m posting cool traps so the teenager that follows me will continue thinking I’m cool

Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom

today I got rejected by a man because he “saw himself moving to Seattle for work” my brother in christ you need to be scrolling indeed not hinge

sometimes you’re not having an ugliest girl in the world attack you just need to do ur eyebrows