Today was the first time since April 30, 1988 that Bayern Munich, Bayer Leverkusen and Borussia Dortmund all lost on the same Matchday to teams in the bottom half of the Bundesliga.

This means today was the first time it has happened since the Berlin Wall came down.

When you’ve got your husband’s inauguration at 12 and you’ve got to catch that pigeon at 5

“You, boy, what day is this?”
“Not a Scooby, mate.”

Just been in the supermarket and saw a fella nick a turkey and leg it out of the shop.

The security guard chased him and shouted "HEY! WHAT YOU DOING WITH THAT TURKEY?!", and the bloke shouted back "ROAST POTATOES, PARSNIPS, SPROUTS AND PIGS IN BLANKETS"

Three people have managed Manchester United in matches since Manchester City last won a game.

How many times has Pep now notably made counting gestures using his fingers on the sideline.

By the way, San Marino has more recently won a game of soccer than Manchester City. Still somehow true.

A win against City next week and I’ve seen this movie before. Reds racing in front, beat Everton on the first week of December, thump Leicester on Boxing Day and see Salah take his shirt off against United in January 😅

Up the fucking redsssss