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Well grubbed, old mole!
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Three straight national championships for the Big Ten
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 AM
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO
Together, we are building a DC that never shrinks from injustice and always puts people first 💜💪🏾
January 20, 2026 at 1:58 PM
In hoc Cignetti vinces
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Serious miss not to include “ELISHA CURSED SOME KIDS WHO WERE TAUNTING HIM FOR BEING BALD AND THEN A BEAR CAME OUT OF THE FOREST AND AT THEM”
Reminds me of this really cringy poster that hangs in the entrance of my in-laws' church.
January 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I go long stretches without eating a baked potato and it’s like, why did I do that. . .baked potatoes are amazing
January 20, 2026 at 1:18 AM
[to the tune of “Takedown”]
COW TOOLS
COW TOOLS
COW COW COW COW TOOLS
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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this mlk quote is why some states didn’t officially recognize mlk day until like 2000
January 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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I don't think it matters much how we treat a handful of "saw the light" dolts but it's not clear to me why they're more interesting than people who were right all along
If any motherfucker on the right or center wants to oppose Trump that's fine by me do your thing but I'm not gonna throw a parade for you.
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
It’s true, these people are always complaining that we’ve lost a supposed past where neighbor helped neighbor without the need for big government. Strange that they refuse to take yes for an answer.
I know it might be uncomfortable for some on the left but as a strategy we could do a lot worse than to flip the script on these guys ask them the question they've asked us our whole lives: Why do you hate the United States?
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
When is Trump going to get atrophy
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Whiskey Dokoupils with Tony Fridays
January 18, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Pronatalist policy idea: give every parent one million dollars
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Was so excited for Whisky Friday with Tony Dokoupil that I started drinking last night
January 16, 2026 at 2:14 PM
This statement looks like it was prepared based on advice from the latest centrist Dem scam think tank, Afraid to Win
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Looks like a neoclassical toilet seat lol
NEWS: The Washington Commanders have released initial renderings of their new stadium at RFK. And it looks like they've included columns along the exterior, likely in response to President Trump's desire for a classical look on the stadium.
January 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Whole grains are groated
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Here’s other policies Lewis George says she will pursue: universal affordable childcare, and community hubs across D.C., “places to bring people and resources together.”
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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“Together we will build more homes, and build them better. Dignified homes are a human right,” says Lewis George.

She says she will pursue social housing. (Publicly owned and mixed income.) “We cannot rely on the market alone,” she says.
January 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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“We deserve better. It’s time to put people first,” says Lewis George, decrying what she says is an affordability crisis in D.C. “People are asking: Why isn’t D.C. working better for us?”
January 15, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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“Janeese is my closest ally on the council. She is the vote I never have to whip… to ensure the prosperity of this city is not built on the backs of workers,” says Ward 1 Councilmember Brianne Nadeau in a speech endorsing Lewis George. “The campaign is about taking back the city from the cronies.”
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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We just have to vote harder!
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.

Only 57 Democrats voted NO.

clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Also, expect to see more of Josh’s pate
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Fun fact I spend $5,000 a month on childcare
January 14, 2026 at 1:56 PM