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Aaron
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Well grubbed, old mole!
Printing a bunch of bumper stickers that read “My other car is a valorously set dumpster fire”
And like, the problem of normie libs being instinctive snitches because they fear "provocateurs" when they see someone valorously setting a dumpster fire as a barricade is so universal. Like a fucking ton of normie moms in any movement with sufficient numbers are gonna have the same reaction.
February 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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IDGAF I'm bringing this discourse back: John Ganz was obviously right and some of you are marks
Presented without comment. I just want everyone here to know.

I want you to know what you're looking at the next time you see this guy being interviewed or RTed by an Abundance bro.

1/8
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I’m going to die
There are still ten more minutes of this bleeping game.
January 31, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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one million things to do and one of them is codify whatever bivens was supposed to be, give it real teeth, and get rid of qualified immunity
January 29, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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I hear the Border Patrol is having an outbreak of Bovino Spongiform Encephalopathy
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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My favorite part the CEO’s asking the murderers to work with the murdered to bring down the murders
January 25, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
They’re calling it the worst ratio of all time
I’ll keep plugging away to make sure that Americans’ hard-earned tax dollars are being invested in an effective, durable, and responsible way.
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.
January 21, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Need to start letting my 20 human followers know when I’m muting threads
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Three straight national championships for the Big Ten
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 AM
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO
Together, we are building a DC that never shrinks from injustice and always puts people first 💜💪🏾
January 20, 2026 at 1:58 PM
In hoc Cignetti vinces
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Serious miss not to include “ELISHA CURSED SOME KIDS WHO WERE TAUNTING HIM FOR BEING BALD AND THEN A BEAR CAME OUT OF THE FOREST AND AT THEM”
Reminds me of this really cringy poster that hangs in the entrance of my in-laws' church.
January 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I go long stretches without eating a baked potato and it’s like, why did I do that. . .baked potatoes are amazing
January 20, 2026 at 1:18 AM
[to the tune of “Takedown”]
COW TOOLS
COW TOOLS
COW COW COW COW TOOLS
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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this mlk quote is why some states didn’t officially recognize mlk day until like 2000
January 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
It’s true, these people are always complaining that we’ve lost a supposed past where neighbor helped neighbor without the need for big government. Strange that they refuse to take yes for an answer.
I know it might be uncomfortable for some on the left but as a strategy we could do a lot worse than to flip the script on these guys ask them the question they've asked us our whole lives: Why do you hate the United States?
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
When is Trump going to get atrophy
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Whiskey Dokoupils with Tony Fridays
January 18, 2026 at 12:15 PM